Burned Docs Japan WW2 Paper

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Tubular Monkey said:
I took a geography class my senior year, and we had a "Chris" in it. His final oral report was on Korea, and the entire thing was about dropping the atomic bombs on Japan, which he called Korea. And he passed the class. From those with no potential, absolutely nothing it expected.
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CalmMyTits said:
I seriously have to wonder how parent/teacher conferences with Barb went...
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Bob probably ranted at the principal/teacher, threatened to sue and brought up the lawsuit he tried in the past to show he meant business while Barb cussed up a storm and also threatened to sue. I imagine that whenever the teacher or principal tried to say something Barb or Bob would fire back, call them liars and go off on BS and "Green County School Board" conspiracies.

At least that's what I imagine it would have been like, seeing what Chris has said and how he acts towards others. He had to have learned it somewhere.
 
Geez... Chris probably could have had an ok paper if he just asked Bob about the Pacific theater.
True Bob was never in WW2, but he was a young man when it was going on, and likely heard something about it, and saw all those racist anti Japanese propaganda posters everywhere.

Ill bet $50 that the students got to pick their topic, and Chris picked the Japenese in WW2, since Japan is the land of Pokemon and Video games?

Or he could have just asked this guy! :
 
CalmMyTits said:
Also I noticed that Chris used a lot of copypasta here. I know that in essays you sometimes use quotes from books and so on but you're only supposed to use them to support your statements/arguments... not AS the argument/statement itself.
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That's all his paper is. He just quotes a bunch of shit so he won't have to think his own thoughts. Probably bitched to the teacher about his mind "going blank".

Tubular Monkey said:
I took a geography class my senior year, and we had a "Chris" in it. His final oral report was on Korea, and the entire thing was about dropping the atomic bombs on Japan, which he called Korea. And he passed the class. From those with no potential, absolutely nothing it expected.
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Doesn't it ever irk an honest student that speds are allowed to get the same graduation they have to work for? I mean, I know Chris's classmates realized he was never going anywhere in life, but still...
 
I fancy myself a World War II buff, and reading that hurt my soul. It's like Chris opened a few books, skimmed them lightly, and then wrote down whatever flowery language he thought would work.
 
PhysicianPhallus said:
I fancy myself a World War II buff, and reading that hurt my soul. It's like Chris opened a few books, skimmed them lightly, and then wrote down whatever flowery language he thought would work.
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Seems to me its no more then he copied what ever was on the back cover of the book then translated it into American Autistic. Typical really, minimu effort but at least this teacher called him on his bullshit. Ricardo my fat ass!

Looks like insults have always been a hot topic with Fatty though. Don't sweat the men shooting bullets at you but you'll pay in blood for those insults.
 
I can't believe that he didn't mention how Bob helped design the controls for the Atomic Bomb Molding Machine that brought an end to the war.
 
EleSigma said:
So according to Chris, the reason the U.S. went to war with Japan was because they wanted to prove that they were more superior of a race than Japan was. Then after the war was over Japan admitted they were completely at fault for everything during the Pacific War and everyone lived happily ever after.

Chris's grasp on history and by extension, reality is on full display here.
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I thought we got involved because we just wanted our privacy to pursue our TRUE and HONEST love quest.
 
I'm so overjoyed that more of Chris' terrible writing is coming to light, because his poor writing is one of my favorite Chris qualities.
 
So to summarize Christian's view on World War II: the United States and Japan got into a dick-measuring contest over who was "more superior" and then upon realizing that the war was "unwinnable," the two countries stress-sighed deeply, shat themselves, and decided to live in peace.

It may not be objectively correct, but there's a certain internal consistency here: as an autistic manchild, Christian can only ascribe motives that an autistic manchild would understand. If countries acted like autistic manchildren, this would be a doctorate thesis in International Relations.
 
Doesn't it ever irk an honest student that speds are allowed to get the same graduation they have to work for? I mean, I know Chris's classmates realized he was never going anywhere in life, but still...
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It doesn't irk me particularly. I worked hard to graduate from high school, and I didn't really pay attention to how others did, not even the "speds". We know Chris doesn't have the greatest work ethic, but for all we know, many special-ed students work just as hard or harder than "normals" to just barely pass from high school.
 
That's nice, Chris, but what about Unit 731?

For fuck's sake, Fatty went to a Korean church! He could have asked someone there for stories or be directed to resources on the attempted obliteration of Korean culture by the Japanese which only ended after WWII! He didn't even try! :heart-empty:
 
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The Knife said:
Oh, sorry! I may be mistaken since I don't speak much Spanish, but I thought "trabajos" was the word for "work" as in "physical labor/something you do as a job".
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Aw, that's totally fine, I thought you were another native! My bad!

Well, at least were I come from, we use "trabajos" to refer to essays/assignments for school or college, so you might refer to an author's works as "trabajos". It's uncommon, but I think it's acceptable. However, it's used in a totally wrong context, as you don't say "cited works" to refer to the sources in Spanish. You just use "fuentes" (sources) or "citas" (I guess that would be "cites". Is that a legit word?)
 
I honestly can't get over the Spanglish in this, as well as the use of "Ricardo". Did he think that that would be his name at school forever or something because of some stupid exercise in another class?

I really want to know if the Spanish was him just fucking up, or if he did it intentionally. I mean, when I speak another language that I haven't used for awhile, it might come out about 33% Japanese, but that's because I'm out of practice with a non-native tongue. With Chris, though, if it was a fuck up on his part, it's more evidence that his grasp on English (and/or maybe just his language skills in general) are severely lacking. Either way, it's dumb.
 
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