Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[fukkit]

From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game

 

[Terfmaster9000]

From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game

What a micromanaging asshole. Anyone unlucky enough to be under his management or even mentorship hates him.

 

[McSneaks]

What a micromanaging asshole. Anyone unlucky enough to be under his management or even mentorship hates him.

I'm pretty sure anyone unlucky enough to know him at all hates him lol

 

[Scorpion From MK]

From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game

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Had an issue with uploading the file. Should be fixed.

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720p version: Rumble

 

[Aidan]

From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game

What a prick, anyone know why he's doing this live? I'm only 3 minutes in but that's more than enough to see how inappropriate and mean spirited he is to this artist.

For those who don't care to watch, it starts with him chastising his artist, who is in the chat, for not shrinking an image of a sign enough and when they explain that what he says isn't possible without completely redrawing the sign he suddenly changes his script and insists that's what he meant all along and that they didn't do it. He's demeaning the entire time.

You know the rule. It's to do the thing that I say to do, not the things that I didn't say to do.
...
Who made you this way?

The entire video is him being a dick to his artist.

Shaye's level of dumb will hopefully decrease. I don't know what else to say.

I hope Shaye found some self respect and stopped working with Maldy. Mald is nothing but disrespectful and he's making fun of Shaye in front of his audience which invites other people to make fun of her over what is a non-issue.

 

[Zeftax]

From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game

The way he speaks makes me genuinely angry. I legit cannot understand how anyone could watch - let alone support - him.

 

[Aidan]

The way he speaks makes me genuinely angry. I legit cannot understand how anyone could watch - let alone support - him.

A lot of them seem just as insufferable as he is in the chat so they probably see him as what they want to be, someone who can bully others and be adored for it.

 

[dick about shit]

From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game

Shaye, you know the rule. It's to do the thing that I say to do, not the other things I didn't say to do

fuckin' yikes man. Just do it your god damn self then if it's so easy?

 

[Aidan]

I didn't know the lore, so Shaye is actually a pooner lol. That explains the willingness to stay in what is effectively an emotionally abusive relationship with Maldy who is 1 big drama away from trooning out himself.

Bradie "Shaye" Rehmel is the artist for Pirate Software. He joined the team during the development of Champions of Breakfast, and has remained with the studio ever since. Shaye lives together with Thor and keeps bringing various animals home, including ferrets and meat. Outside of his art work in Pirate Software, Shaye has a day job as an exotic veterinary assistant at a local clinic. He helps Thor takes care of the ferrets' health when necessary.

https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Shaye | https://archive.is/7U0b3

If she still lives with Maldy she's retarded, it's all a bit cultish really.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

fuckin' yikes man. Just do it your god damn self then if it's so easy?

He kinda did, and then proceeded to "now do it like this" anyway. This has got to be some kind of "control" thing (we're gonna need a psychiatrist to tell us WTF is wrong with this guy). No fucking wonder the artist trooned out, I actually feel bad for her now, holy shit.

 

[WeWuzHeretics]

From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game

Granted, the artist is kind of retarded in both of their edits to the request. But that's completely besides the point of his above-it-all attitude.

If I had to choose I'd rather someone call me a slur and get to the point rather than spend 20 minutes speaking to me like they're my mother showing me how to correctly fold the towels, snickering the entire time while commenting that she loves me but my inability to listen is probably why I got molested...probably like that at least, I wouldn't know.

 

[ADHD Mate]

 

[sesuu]

From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game

What's crazy is that Shaye is basically doing this for him for free. She doesn't get a salary from Pirate, she gets paid in game sales. Who's buying this underdevloped shithole of a game that's been in alpha since its inception? Not sure, let me know when you find out. Pirate also mentions that shaye gets the money every month and it goes toward food. Wow, an end of the month "paycheck" that's pretty much only enough for food. That should give you a good idea about how much his game is making. Shaye later follows up in chat by saying that the money goes back to Pirate in the end to pay for utilities.

The most annoying part is how he feels the need to talk down on Shaye for 30min rather than getting to the point and just saying what he wants. Or better yet, if it's so simple why not do it yourself? Gotta get Shaye that burger money! He'd rather dance around the subject and belittle Shaye for some power tripping fantasy of a meaningless convo.

Edit: Injected Pooner pronoun >She

 

[Burnt Effigy]

What's crazy is that Shaye is basically doing this for him for free. He doesn't get a salary from Pirate, he gets paid in game sales. Who's buying this underdevloped shithole of a game that's been in alpha since its inception? Not sure, let me know when you find out. Pirate also mentions that shaye gets the money every month and it goes toward food. Wow, an end of the month "paycheck" that's pretty much only enough for food. That should give you a good idea about how much his game is making. Shaye later follows up in chat by saying that the money goes back to Pirate in the end to pay for utilities.

The most annoying part is how he feels the need to talk down on Shaye for 30min rather than getting to the point and just saying what he wants. Or better yet, if it's so simple why not do it yourself? Gotta get Shaye that burger money! He'd rather dance around the subject and belittle Shaye for some power tripping fantasy of a meaningless convo.

>he
>he

Shaye's a pooner. An abused woman with a tortured, pornsick mind, sure, but still a pooner. (And even Mald agrees, calls her "she" sometimes)

I'm honestly surprised that clip didn't end up blowing up further than the failed raid, to be honest, this is perfect evidence he's a control freak

 

[Aidan]

That should give you a good idea about how much his game is making. Shaye later follows up in chat by saying that the money goes back to Pirate in the end to pay for utilities.

More and more it seems like Maldy wants to be a cult leader. She can't get away from him fast enough.

I'm honestly surprised that clip didn't end up blowing up further than the failed raid, to be honest, this is perfect evidence he's a control freak

Yeah this is one of the best cases of him being an asshole for no reason and it being indefensible. I guess since it's all "in house" unlike the WoW stuff it didn't go anywhere.

 

[sesuu]

>he
>he

Almost blew my head off when I realized I used the wrong pronouns!

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game

It's like anything that could be a teachable moment for himself or others is an excuse to talk down to others and big up himself even when it's something that is benefiting him, amazing.

Truly the densest piece of shit possible outside of the aftermath of eating a mercury burrito.

 

[Billy Bong]

A 6 hour video about Eve Online:

I thought no way I'm watching this, but it is a fascinating, deep dive into the game. I'm almost finished it. They don't mention the ferret fucker so far. Lots of mentions of Something Awful and the goons though. They were a huge part of this game.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

(we're gonna need a psychiatrist to tell us WTF is wrong with this guy).

Narcissism.

spend 20 minutes speaking to me like they're my mother showing me how to correctly fold the towels, snickering the entire time while commenting that she loves me but my inability to listen is probably why I got molested..

Do you, uh.. Want to talk about it?

A 6 hour video about Eve Online:

I thought no way I'm watching this, but it is a fascinating, deep dive into the game. I'm almost finished it. They don't mention the ferret fucker so far. Lots of mentions of Something Awful and the goons though. They were a huge part of this game.

He is never mentioned, or if he was I did not pick up on it. I don't think he is important enough to be mentioned in such a deep-dive. But I just wanted to say it's an amazing video, and I really enjoyed listening to it over a few days. If anyone knows of more Eve lore explained in such a way, please send them my way. I found the Evedrama so fun to learn about.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

>he
>he

Shaye's a pooner. An abused woman with a tortured, pornsick mind, sure, but still a pooner. (And even Mald agrees, calls her "she" sometimes)

I'm honestly surprised that clip didn't end up blowing up further than the failed raid, to be honest, this is perfect evidence he's a control freak

I'm still of the belief that this fag has been grooming women into trooning out for him.