Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Aidan]

I honestly thought this guy was a “normal” furry where he’d just have a loser profile pic

I have very bad news for you... this guy is a normal furry

 

[BigPeanut]

I have very bad news for you... this guy is a normal furry

If I learned one thing from the internet it’s that all “normal” and “good” furries are eventually exposed for being into zoopholia or cub pedophilia shit.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Update to Lyric the retard didn't remove his F-List (sexual attraction list) so now the whole world knows his kinks
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Lyrics F-list Archive

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He also put Zoophile under maybe
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>Mustelidae under "Fave"

lmao is that why he wanted to fuck Mald???

 

[UltraZyn]

>Mustelidae under "Fave"

lmao is that why he wanted to fuck Mald???

 

[Tyrant_1]

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If that thing was my ball-and-chain, then I'd ride off to the sunset with the nearest oriental man too.
I am somehow more sympathetic to Thor and his plight now.

 

[Kebab Expert]

If that thing was my ball-and-chain, then I'd ride off to the sunset with the nearest oriental man too.
I am somehow more sympathetic to Thor and his plight now.

Truthfully I think she's on the low end of average at worst. She's not below Jason's league anyway though. He's just a faggot. You might be one too.

 

[Tyrant_1]

Truthfully I think she's on the low end of average at worst. She's not below Jason's league anyway though. He's just a faggot. You might be one too.

Nah, that can't be it. There's an aura about her that is repulsive.

Just because she's not fat does not mean she's in any way "average."
She is hella ugly.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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Red flag on those bangs alone.
The Dwight Schrute facial structure doesn't help

Mald said that Lyric doctored the messages and continues the lie that they never dated what is he so afraid of, that everyone learns you cheated on your wife for a chinese twink? View attachment 7484559

Again if its doctored, sue. He has the money, he has the power, he isn't afraid to DMCA other people.
Go ahead hit the guy with some litigation make him retract or go to court.

 

[UltraZyn]

Again if it’s doctored, sue. He has the money, he has the power, he isn't afraid to DMCA other people.
Go ahead hit the guy with some litigation make him retract or go to court.

TBH this is probably the hardest cope back in 2020 he never said the telegram messages were fake he said that it doxed him and should be taken down and he would’ve probably said that on twitter if it were fake so honestly he has to be lying

 

[blargenheimer]

"Waah waah I'm a desperate faggot who was in a desperate faggot fling with another desperate faggot. I was GROOMED AND RAPED."

"he does this thing where he tries to get with people with a lot of influence or alteast try to be friends with them to garner praise and recognition."

That's the thing, each of these equally applies to Thor himself being a desperate faggot and manipulating into getting more free support and sex.

So they are both cheaters and liars. What a perfect match they were for each other!

But because it's par for the furry community, nobody, especially his equally degenerate fans, seem to care.

I don't think it's that peculiar, it isn't like this just happened. My guess is that Lyric wanted to present it in a webdev way that's "easy to navigate" and has an obvious order to the presentation, allowing people to jump around as they choose.

It's just a more navigable version of a Farms thread OP. He's probably hoping other alleged victims come forward with more evidence that he can add them into it as well.

>Mustelidae under "Fave"

lmao is that why he wanted to fuck Mald???

Again if its doctored, sue. He has the money, he has the power, he isn't afraid to DMCA other people.
Go ahead hit the guy with some litigation make him retract or go to court.

If it was doctored he would have added in actual incriminating evidence. It's all the more reason we can assume the content is completely real and that Thor has no legal ground to stand on nor his own copy of the logs to prove they're not real.

 

[UltraZyn]

reading over the messages it sounds like Lyric was lying about not wanting to be in a relationship with Pirate it sounds like genuinely speaking they both wanted to be together what ruined this furry yaoi?

 

[BigPeanut]

reading over the messages it sounds like Lyric was lying about not wanting to be in a relationship with Pirate it sounds like genuinely speaking they both wanted to be together what ruined this furry yaoi?

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Read the last texts from after mald fucked him at the hotel.

Lyric went behind his back and asked shaey about his secret wife, then when mald lied, he sent screenshots of mald denying the secret wife, then mald got in trouble for fucking lyric behind shaye’s back and she gave him shit, and he got mad at lyric and blocked him.

I feel like such an autistic faggot explaining this.

 

[UltraZyn]

Read the last texts from after mald fucked him at the hotel.

Lyric went behind his back and asked shaey about his secret wife, then when mald lied, he sent screenshots of mald denying the secret wife, then mald got in trouble for fucking lyric behind shaye’s back and she gave him shit, and he got mad at lyric and blocked him.

I feel like such an autistic faggot explaining this.

It sounds like they're both massive whores but ones a married whore so I guess the guy who ruined his marriage so he can rip ass is the worst autist in this situation

Lyric put "Digimon" under yes in his F-List which warrants the question is he into the animals or the children?

 

[my penis is on fire]

On one hand it's a nothingburger gay lover's quarrel, but on the other hand it caused both Mald and Pet Pooner to completely drop the Wholesome Mr Rogers act and fully sperg out. Something seems to be bothering them unusually much. Could this have something to do with his previous marriage?
Some time ago in the FallenChungus thread, someone we thought was just one of Francis' orbiters was ID'd, causing Francis to suddenly get nervous and basically come into his thread to say "STOP DIGGING THERE IS NOTHING IMPORTANT ABOUT THAT PERSON." It was discovered shortly later that Francis had sex with that person in the psych ward when they were 15. Maybe this is a similar case?

 

[Fagliacci]

Possibly blind but I didn't see this linked anywhere on the website, however, on Lyric's github he also has archives of his conversation with Shaye during the Twitchcon meetup. Easy to see why he wouldn't put this on the website since he comes across as needy and pushy but I wonder why he would add it to the github in the first place.

Spoiler: Lyric and Shaye

https://archive.ph/sABb9

https://archive.ph/02b18

 

[Vibe_Guy]

another mana gem just hit the tower

https://x.com/LyricWulf/status/1932216140685832492

https://piratesoftware.sucks/

Divorce judgement, divorce date Aug 19, 2020
Thor's Discord - https://ghostarchive.org/archive/pTCsX
Recollection of TwitchCon - https://ghostarchive.org/archive/EU7c8
Discord DMs - https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Vgja2
Twitter Thread - https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bMeVE

mfw the most unsurprising, predictable and expected allegation towards JTH happens

Aside from new thread followers, every single one of you were waiting for this since the OP.

 

[BigPeanut]

mfw the most unsurprising, predictable and expected allegation towards JTH happens
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Aside from new thread followers, every single one of you were waiting for this since the OP.

It hasn’t happened yet but within 1 year the true allegation will come, that he was in the DM’s with an underage fan.

 

[News Enjoyer]

Lyric put "Digimon" under yes in his F-List which warrants the question is he into the animals or the children?

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Anyone still into Digimon past like the year 2000 is either a furry or asian, from my observation.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

A friend of mine has informed me that his Jannies are attempting to sweep for him on twitter:







Top one is my personal favorite its so very reddit.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Who made him this way?

Deeply hilarious.

EDIT because I lost my quotes:
I had a bunch of quotes lined up to reply to from the last three pages but something fucky happened annnnnd they're gone. From Lyric choosing SvelteKit over Google Workspace, to the red herrings in Mald's Discord, and even something about abuse or whatever you guys were arguing about yesterday.

So I don't know have a meme I guess.