Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Mald just released a statement in response. Archive links at bottom of this post.
Narcissists are incapable of admitting fault, ever. They genuinely believe they are perfect. Nothing can ever be Maldys fault.

What a fucking asshole. How is it even possible to be this vile and disgusting of a person. His meltdown response here makes me believe without a doubt everything contained in that allegation. Emotional, narcissistic little retard. It’s sad we live in a post-consequence age where because someone has internet clout they are untouchable.
 
As we saw with the great roaching of 2025, Mald responses to being called out pretty bad, shifting blame, in other words, coping and seething, if those logs were fake he'd just call them bullshit and fake/gay, buuuut he elaborates, for me thats enough of givaway to belive he's a furry faggot.
 
The allegations have hit the discord, with Jason himself chiming in on this and a few other topics. I read through and screenshotted a very large contiguous segment of the stream chat room starting at the first mention of the allegations. Jason hops in for a bit of damage control and the results are interesting.
Thank you for this archive @I mean I'm just saying . I've written my own analysis of the parts that are actually relevant to mald's controversies.
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Gee, this is as much credit as Mald will give LSF(also notice his fan's use of "objective opinion", guess that whole DrK talk was for naught)

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Dw just a few lines down, Mald claims LSF are actually irrational and just control every single narrative, nothing Mald could do about any LSF discussion on him. Mald flipflops again

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Honestly a very reasonable suggestion from the fan(edit and reupload the onlyfangs footage to show it was a bit) for Mald to try and represent his side of the story to his detractors, like those in the images above. Mald replies with "Tried, nobody gave a shit."
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU TRIED? You posted a single tweet, and didn't even address it with a video showing your side/both sides of the incident. No, instead you DELETE all your onlyfangs vods so your fans can't even make video evidence to DEFEND you(obviously because there was no real evidence for Mald's story here)

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What does this have to do with the DAGGER? Address this allegation mald.

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Well, I guess Mald doesn't give a shit about Lacari anymore.
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Gee, no wonder DrK said Mald "seems dismissive". I mean, why even go onto the DrK show to try and sort out the situation if you continue to throw all your detractors into the "not sane" category. Same with the LSF comment above from Mald, Mald dismisses every critic as unreasonable and not sane, and yet still is confused enough to go on DrK.

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No, you're "Anything for content" video wasn't stale, it just dodged the common and serious allegations outside of you lying about heartbound, so yes, nobody gave a shit. You responded to your cheating allegations with "look at my credentials"....you think Lance Armstrong would've kept his medals if he just said "but look at my clean record history", you think Tim donaghy would've avoided prison if he said "but I didn't matchfix, look at my credentials as an NBA referee".

Speaking of heartbound.
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Firstly, "my life fell apart" is a hilarious way of phrasing the objective reality of growing from 100->6000 viewers on twitch

But, holy shit....people weren't solely dogpiling on you because you weren't regularly updating it and now you are, they are also dissatisfied with how you FUCKING LIED about working on the game for A WHOLE YEAR. I am glad Mald admitted he lied in his "anything for content" video when it comes to heartbound, but if only Mald could... I dunno, relate to other people's concerns with his dishonesty, rather than, once again DISMISSING them.

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This is funny, because I found on his discord that even some of his fanbase no longer buy the "review bombed" narrative.

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Btw, Mald reads everything
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Oh what's this then
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Mald didn't know pyro and tectone made videos about him despite claiming to "read everything out there"(pedantic technicality does give him a pass as he would have to watch and listen to the videos, not read), but even pedantic technicality doesn't change how surprised he sounds in his message about week old videos. Mald flipflops again(his remaining fans are a bit slow to not pick up on all these flipflops, lack of integrity, and double standard hypocrisies).

But it's ok, because despite both videos being 99% critical of Mald, and 99% of the comments being critical of his behaviour, Mald is fine with them because they're just slop vids. Now, this is a nice path to take if Mald actually had thick skin and didn't sperg out over every single commenter criticising him every day of the week and banning ~40k people from twitch just for refuting his claims.
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Atleast, Mald is not going to burn these bridges yet. But once again, very hypocritical when you see how he treated snupy(the wow retail pvp streamer) after onlyfangs.
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Funnily enough, even pirate's own discord liked Snupy's response to Mald.
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Classic Mald hypocrisy and double standard, though it's obvious he sperged out hard after onlyfangs and banned as many content creators as he could, and now that he basically has no one left, is desperate to keep what remains of his bridges.

I'll end this by going easy on Mald, with the last piece of discussion.

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Probably have to zoom in, but basically, this fan says "Lacari is exaggerating for the stream, in some communities streamers cultivate an expectation of exaggeration[for content]" and Mald replies with his counter of "he's gone onto podcasts and done it since."

Buddy, obviously he is EXAGGERATING on the podcasts too because the podcasts are also STREAMS for CONTENT. The fact that this was Mald's serious reply as part of the discussion around "making amends with Lacari" indicates to me that there is some hope that Mald is more so, really retarded, rather than actually malicious, and his narcissistic autism? prevents him from understanding certain human interactions.

Edit: I realised I should make the part about heartbound discussions outside the spoilers cause it's new info
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Some of Mald's fans no longer buy the "review bombed heartbound" narrative
 
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To be honest Maldy might be innocent here. Still funny gay ass drama.
Don't be retarded.
The logs sound exactly like him, have unique photos not found anywhere else, and being involved in faggy furry ERP is 1000% on brand for this retard.

Also:


 
What are knots and why does he like them and no I'm not googling furry knot shit, you guys will need to be my proxy for understanding wtf he's talking about.
Allow me to scar you for life by giving a quick rundown of all the furry adjacent animal genitalia terminology.
Knot: the bulbous part at the base of a canine penis that's used to "tie" during insemination. This one is actually the correct scientific term when it comes to canine reproduction by the way.
Cookie: canine vagina, I can only assume it became that due to visual similarities with how fortune cookies look like. But if you hear a furry talk about cookies, that's slang for that.
Donut: equine anus, fairly self explanatory as for what the similarity is. A furry smugly talking about donuts? A furry talking about horse shitters. The more you know that you never wanted to know.
 
Allow me to scar you for life by giving a quick rundown of all the furry adjacent animal genitalia terminology.
Knot: the bulbous part at the base of a canine penis that's used to "tie" during insemination. This one is actually the correct scientific term when it comes to canine reproduction by the way.
Cookie: canine vagina, I can only assume it became that due to visual similarities with how fortune cookies look like. But if you hear a furry talk about cookies, that's slang for that.
Donut: equine anus, fairly self explanatory as for what the similarity is. A furry smugly talking about donuts? A furry talking about horse shitters. The more you know that you never wanted to know.

Hey thanks and fuck you.
 
so is this a dude or a tranny or what's going on?
Its a dude. Thor is gay. Like actually homosexual gay, as well as the non-homosexual gay.

What’s this mean? He’s a sailor or something? Who cares.
"Its not gay if you're underway" - Thor trying to use his gay pirate theming to get some Ladyboi Furry Bussy
 
I would prefer 41% (true) and honest but I guess that's greedy...


Hopefully he uses a bunch of cool 1337 hax0r lingo to explain how easy it is to reroute the text streams or whatever. Mald you're a faggot lol
Smartest thing he can do is just ignore it.
Second smartest thing he can do is just call it fake then ignore it. But retard mc roach showed with the mana gem 9/11 that he is a a true lolcow and can’t just let sleeping dogs lie and has to autistically Reddit debate lord litigate EVERYTHING anyone says about it him.

Mald just released a statement in response. Archive links at bottom of this post. Thanks @itogi


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Video of him posting and reacting to his own statement:
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Twitter archive:
Honestly pretty good response if he leaves it there and never talks about it again, but as I said just before this, he’s a fat retard gay furry lolcow so he’s going to constantly be suffering and responding to people bringing this up to troll him, and that’s a good thing.
 
apparently Pirate Software and Lyric dox some random 14 year old named Stranqe and YuraConst on twitter does anyone know anything about it?

Most likely related to this user:
https://x.com/1337x

A German doxxer who has also interacted with "Stranqe", a since deleted account with their other accounts protected. 1337x went by "ArischerNeger" (mentioned in the archived Telegram logs) years ago, if I'm understanding this right.
 
Hate to say it, but he's probably right. I don't trust any adult pulling "Waah waah I'm a desperate faggot who was in a desperate faggot fling with another desperate faggot. I was GROOMED AND RAPED."
He never said he was raped and is it impossible to groom someone after they're 18? I think there is an odd association that "groomed" exclusively means "an adult manipulated a kid." Any demographic can groom any demographic, like how a parent can groom their adult child to take over the family company.
 
I think the missing ingredient you are looking for here is optic.
Mald does not care how his action reflects (eg: he is hoarding ferret in the sake of hoarding it to satisfy his furfag passion, without actually proper re-homeing or rehabilitation instead), but he cares what the other THINKS about him and he has a imagined standard what should others think about him. (he is a wholesome chungus whit a 200 iq take on everything such as not setting up a 501c3 because that is implying some sort of scam and that would make him look bad )

You can pair all of his thing in an action - perception - reaction "matrix" and compare his result to a non narcissistic person
Great post. Its sad but most people are more concerned with optics and how others see them, both on Youtube, and just regular jobs. Very few people do things righteously, properly, honestly, correctly. IMO its one of the reasons why our world is so messed up despite the modern systems in place to make things easier. Too many "fake it til you make it and keep faking it" people at the helm everywhere.

I hate people like Jason so much. Always have the acting mask on, fake confidence in their voice (he is especially guilty with his dumb bass boost BS), try to sound professional and calm in everything they say and do in such a fake, forced way. Its nauseating. Sad part is most of the world is incredibly stupid and ignorant, very easy to cultivate a fanbase/revenue based off optics and hype alone (Elon Musk as an example, Elizabeth Holmes)...
 
He never said he was raped and is it impossible to groom someone after they're 18? I think there is an odd association that "groomed" exclusively means "an adult manipulated a kid." Any demographic can groom any demographic, like how a parent can groom their adult child to take over the family company.
Call it more of a "psyop" for adults.
 
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