Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Shekel Puff]

Claims it was his own idea to leave the company.

Hahahaha, yeah right.

Claims he got swatted on Tuesday after a message saying; "YOUR TIME HAS COME"

Hahahaha, yeah right.

Says its impossible to track the guys who swatted him because they used a "VOIP number"

Hahahaha, yeah right.

"Hope they give you want you want instead of actually what you ask for" Does not elaborate on what he means, Threatens to ban anyone mentioning SKG.

You're a massive faggot and a spineless coward, Mald.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

You know, I just noticed that I've seen Mald make several comments stating he absolutely did not fuck the ferrets (we know he did but that's besides the point) and dismissing every rumor...

...Except for the gnome. I don't think I've seen him comment on the poop gnome at all. It's not like he hasn't seen it in every reply to his tweets, including ones that mention the ferret-fucking. If it were so easy for him to just say "Dude it's just a garden gnome I kept in the bathroom because I'm a quirky reddit nerd" he'd say it, so what the fuck about it makes him so avoidant of the topic? Does he still have the gnome? Did he actually put the gnome inside of his gamer-hole?

The gnome isn't common knowledge outside of the farms because the story originates here, and Mald is very careful to avoid sending his fans and haters our way.

 

[cigint]

King roach the Ferret Fucker went on stream talking a bit about SKG and why he "left" Offbrand Games.

He's like a language model pumping out an endless stream of Reddit dialogue. "And so because of that, I was like, the best thing to do is I leave. Like, I hope their game succeeds and it does awesome shit, and that's that. He gave me a bunch of options, he was like, we can do this thing, we can do this thing. And at the end of the day, it's fine, right? I've got other shit to do. In our community we do awesome shit, you know? Right? Shit is like, they tried to kill me, so yeah, like, no big deal. Shit is gonna be shit. I don't give a shit, I'm out, I'm gonna do awesome shit. Right?"

 

[Earthly Treasures]

Ah, the final cope of the niggerfaggot libertarian. Just point out how your right to own products should be protected and eventually they screech "I hope the government rapes you!"

"The government sucks!" They scream, while beating you with DMCA takedowns.

 

[canalCrab]

"The government sucks!" They scream, while beating you with DMCA takedowns.

The government DOES suck, just the industry is worse atm.

 

[el gordo]

rivales of aether 2 is not being review bombed

 

[y a t s]

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Yes, it could be worse (and I bet it is), but Mald's proprietary 1337 code is hard to come by.

Spoiler: Video

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Watching as he scrolls through this accept_key shit, I don't see anything on the level of the decompiled thing. Sure, he could seriously benefit from cutting down on the amount of indentation levels he uses, but the multi-case switch inside an if isn't inherently bad. Nigga just needs to embrace functions.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

 

[Bogliacci]

Why doesn't he just pay some retard to finish the game for him?

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

>10 minutes in reset
>2k signatures already
C'mon, Eurobros. Keep on marching on!

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

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Code? Hello? Mister Ferretfucker? Where's the code? Are you working on your game? Where's the game? Hello? Updates? Could you work on your game? Hello? Can you use your 7 years of experience in practice? Mister? Why are you playing something else than your own game? Hello?

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Hope they give you want you want instead of actually what you ask for" Does not elaborate on what he means, Threatens to ban anyone mentioning SKG.

Why does this feel like a dig at Louis Rossman's coverage of it.
I think im reaching, but Rossman did constantly lay out, atleast in his first video, iirc, that Ross should take alot of care of making sure they got what they wanted out of SKG, without getting gutted like Right to Repair was.
It really gets me thinking, Mald is enough of a faggot to be snide like that

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

King roach the Ferret Fucker went on stream talking a bit about SKG and why he "left" Offbrand Games.

Notable points

• Claims it was his own idea to leave the company.
• Claims he got swatted on Tuesday after a message saying; "YOUR TIME HAS COME"
• Says its impossible to track the guys who swatted him because they used a "VOIP number" (This is not true and a very fucking retarded, Feds can ask his provider to track it down.)
• "Hope they give you want you want instead of actually what you ask for" Does not elaborate on what he means, Threatens to ban anyone mentioning SKG.
  
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When you know what to look for, it's so easy to spot a narcissist like him, because these people never quote opposition accurately or in good faith. He always has to twist shit.

No one said he had a "commanding stake" and no one said he made "a lot" of money. They simply said it was a conflict of interest, and that his friend runs the publishing company, so James is less liable to be impartial. But NO, he has to twist those minute details so he can disagree with these made-up points, to avoid the real issues that people do have.

I think Mald gets me so worked up because I've known people just like him in my personal life. I wouldn't wish prolonged exposure to this kind of creep on my worst enemy, not even kidding.

"the best way to handle this is for me to leave"

He's the one who came up with the plan, he's the one who picked the appropriate solution. As always.

"they tried to kill me on tuesday"

LMAO

"Enjoy your initiative"

So that's his plan. He's going to make up a swatting incident as a hail-mary attempt to garner sympathy and force the issue closed. It's a tremendously weak plan, because at this point the internet has seen real instances of streamers being swatted, and those people showed the police reports. James Hall will never show receipts for any of his claims.

I wonder what false-flag he will create next.

Also khronos is just the worst. How can someone be more pathetic than mald?

Why doesn't he just pay some retard to finish the game for him?

I don't know shit about coding, but from what I can see, it's the same reason he has that mouth-breathing array in his code. Pride. Mald would rather lose on his own just to be in charge, than win working on a team where he can't always take all the credit.

 

[GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8]

The 4th of July theme and confetti is perfect for this. Congrats to SKG!
I wanted to sign it but I'm not a Eurofag.

 

[cigint]

Why doesn't he just pay some retard to finish the game for him?

In his mind's eye, James has envisioned a future where Heartbound is Second Undertale. It changes everything, starting a new wave in independent game creation, and teaches special snowflake furry teenagers How To Feel. Now, he made in bones in streaming and lost all his motivation to actually work on the game, but that doesn't mean he's going to let someone else finish his Magnum Opus and collect on all the adulation he believes he himself is due.

 

[pollution jim]

This guy wants to fuck young boys and ferrets

I dont need any proof

Every person who creates earthbound inspired rpgs wants to fuck ness

 

[I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!]

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rivales of aether 2 is not being review bombed

Actually it is... With positive reviews that is!

Before any SKG drama he would average ~50% positive in recent reviews, now its 76% with a massive spike after the Ludwig tweet(june 26th).

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Every person who creates earthbound inspired rpgs wants to fuck ness

Honestly never fucking hated a game that I once enjoyed at the time but changed thanks its weird arrested development fanbase as much as Earthbound.

(Silent Hill 2 a close second).

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Why doesn't he just pay some retard to finish the game for him?

That would mean admitting he's not the star indie developer he claims to be, which would mean admitting he's wrong. Clearly that is something he cannot do.

 

[Schpoots]

Have you guys heard the new cope? People are now saying he acted like a retard on purpose to whip the internet hate machine into a frenzy to get signatures. I've seen several trusty worthy content creators say this now, if anyone knows what the source is I'd like to know.