Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[RaxxScholar]

Damn, YandereDev is getting a Star Wars prequel trilogy style reevaluation thanks to Mald.

What's Mald's target ethnicity/processed meat combo gonna be?

No stalker child, I do not grind african american children up into ferret feed, spreading these lies is honestly insane behavior.

 

[SlyVMan]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?

Link to the comment below, it will be the highlighted one under the vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwhiz0s2x8&lc=UgyvV1nutsxdOifbLgR4AaABAg

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?
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Link to the comment below, it will be the highlighted one under the vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwhiz0s2x8&lc=UgyvV1nutsxdOifbLgR4AaABAg

>Code monkeys that actually know what they're doing and reviewing his shit coding starting to get under his skin
lol, lmao. Your fucking code sucks ass and everyone knows it now. Get fucked, Fagtree.

 

[100%black]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?

Link to the comment below, it will be the highlighted one under the vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwhiz0s2x8&lc=UgyvV1nutsxdOifbLgR4AaABAg

LMAO. His ballwashers are in the comments chain going "Heh, well, you see, you just don't understand 20 years experience superdev code.". I can't believe these people.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?

This dude cannot stop himself from replying.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Literally ALL he has to do is just shut the fuck up it's such a simple solution that any giga brain 20 year industry veteran mega hacker should be able to see but no he keeps giving people more fuel

can't believe he dropped a "hope this helps"

 

[Glowie]

"Insane behavior, stalker child. *stretches* Enjoy being socially engineered into prison."

I can imagine the dialogue between the two fatrick being proven spousal abuse
"Listen young stalker, you must always play the victim, always. You too good to do anything wrong, humility is weakness. I wouldn't be in here with my new boyfriend Tyrone who has thing for brats"

This furfag hasn't coded a damn thing that's worth a damn thing.

 

[Tingle]

Apologies if this has been brought up previously in the thread (call me a faggot I already searched some keywords and don't want to manually go through ~900 pages) but in my perusal of Mald's online presence discovered an AMA on Reddit from back in 2016 that's ironic, to say the least considering recent developments. Blue italicized comments my own, yellow bolded text for emphasis. Archive

Jason "Thor" Hall (aka Maldavius Figree) wrote:
My short bio:

• Wore many hats at Blizzard Entertainment over my 6 year career. (Does not explain which "hats" he wore, besides the currently known "QA bitch hat" that he pawns off as a developer credit)
• Left Blizzard with the title of Senior Red Team Specialist. (Does not explain what this means)
• Won a Black Badge at DefCon 23 from 1o57. (It's radioactive) (Does not explain what this means) -- (https://archive.is/EtXmx / "This badge, which is also known as the black badge, is reserved for people [and teams] who are first to solve one of the official DEF CON challenges. It grants lifetime free admission and opens just about any door when listed on your resume.) (https://archive.is/0D1D1 / DEF CON 23 Black Badges ... Badge Challenge, Winner: Council of Nine | Members: erbbysam (@erbbysam), ben, if_, junkmail (@jumknail3), mstc (@M57C), 0rigen (@_0rigen), qa_ninja, Thor, w1p30u7, Wumpus, ziot (@bbuerhaus) )
• I make cryptographic puzzles for the hacking community on the side. (No idea what this is, may have been covered earlier in thread)
• I started my own indie game development company and our first game is on Greenlight (Link is 404 but I assume links to his earlier/earliest games)
• I like potatoes, narwhals, and bacon. (Please keep in mind this was posted in 2016)

[deleted] asks: What do you like about mainstream games and what do you hate about them? Alternatively, what do you hate and like about indie games?

Mald responds:
MainStream Games:

• I like that in general you can expect a massive level of quality, polish, and support from some major developers. There are exceptions to this but if I am paying 40-60 USD I have an expectation of service and more often than not I receive it. (If not immediately)
• Major developers lay the groundwork and interest in gaming as a whole for indie devs to have a home.
• For instance a company like Nintendo/Sony/Microsoft builds a console or Valve creates Steam which gives smaller guys a chance to release things.
• I dislike that a lot of times developers are disconnected or removed from their creations to either work on the next big thing or because the grind burns them out.
• I dislike the lack of innovation brought on by the worry of profitability. More often than not something that is "safe" is chosen over something that is "new".

Indie Games:

• The quality and polish of games varies wildly as does the support, this is a bit of a turn off at times. (This comment aged incredibly poorly.)
• However the cost of most indie games is generally much lower so the investment doesn't burn as badly if it's not to your liking.
• Indie Games do something that major developers rarely get the opportunity to do, take wild gambles.
• I love indie games because of those gambles, you can see crazy experimental concepts in action that just wont pass reviews in a Triple A. We made a bullet-hell arcade game about shooting breakfast foods out of a toaster for instance.

[deleted] asks: What is your best advice for an indie developer who is hard at work producing a game?

Mald responds:
Play your game early and often. Don't wait for it to have proper art or anything other than gray blocks. If your game is fun as gray blocks it will be fun with fully realized graphics.I just started my indie development adventure myself and our first game is up on Greenlight now. Start small, do something you know you can finish, play your game, and have fun.

alucard333 asks: How did you get to work at Blizzard Entertainment? Did you just apply randomly and they accepted? What was their process for hiring you? Also, why did you leave Blizzard?
What courses did you undertake at university? What really got you into designing games?

Mald responds:
I studied to be an entomologist for a few years and left there to follow my then hobby of hacking and go freelance. Spent a long time freelancing and gaining skills then applied at Blizzard. I waited around 6 months and got a job as a Night Crew Game Tester which is a temp job. Spent a few years climbing from there to get where I was. I left to make indie games, a big risk but I wanted to be creative in my job and so far I love this.
I have always been an avid DnD DM amongst other pen and paper games. I just really love making worlds and seeing how other people go through them. There is a certain rush to putting your ideas on paper and having someone else experience them. (Notably, he makes ZERO mention of his father working at Blizzard and being his in to the company to begin with, despite now endlessly bragging about how his dad worked at Blizzard and is the reason he got to work at Blizzard)

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?
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Link to the comment below, it will be the highlighted one under the vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwhiz0s2x8&lc=UgyvV1nutsxdOifbLgR4AaABAg

Oh my fucking god, he not only made a comment to the video, BUT HE IS REPLYING TO THE REPLIES OF HIS COMMENT

I'm sorry but, Dr.Pajeet said he doesn't believe he has narcissism, but what Jason does screams to me as a massive NPD.

 

[SCV]

@SlyVMan @Roachbound @Aurellia Spaghettellia @ZoopZoop We love our our spies, our law enforcement, we love our discord kittens they're important.

That 'EA/ubisoft/actiblizz needs money to protect EU developers' screenshot lmfao

 

[Aidan]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?
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Spoiler: Replies

End of Mald replies.

 

[Tingle]

Oh my fucking god, he not only made a comment to the video, BUT HE IS REPLYING TO THE REPLIES OF HIS COMMENT

I'm sorry but, Dr.Pajeet said he doesn't believe he has narcissism, but what Jason does screams to me as a massive NPD.

Forgot who I read it from but they made a very good point in that Dr. K probably immediately recognized Mald as being a narcissist, and realizing that a public broadcast to thousands of people wasn't the right place to address the issue of his personality disorder, had to very carefully and gently approach his view of things to try to disarm the situation while simultaneously attesting that Mald totally was not a narcissist even though every single thing he did during his publicly broadcasted session fit the definition of narcissistic personality disorder to a T. I also fully expect him to at some point in the future use that as an explanation as to why he's not a narcissist. "Oh, no, I was totally seeing a legitimate therapist. Literal world-famous psychotherapist, right? And he said I'm not a narcissist. So there's no fucking way I am one. Insane comment dude, absolute ridiculous behavior. Hope you like a six-hour time out."

 

[Forklift Certified]

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this some palpatine drama

'the attempt on my life has left me a pussy and a faggot'

Just hit me... Do you know what does it resembles when mald faggot cringing out loud because of " muh they wanted to murdur me by cop"..?

Exact same playbook what the tranys uses to push their aids ridden agenda while playing victim "did you not using my pronounce ? Muh tranny genocide!!!44!!44", "did you not let us to subvert the childrens to serve the globo homo agenda ? MuH TrAnS KiD GeNocYde!44!!!44!!"

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Fine, Ill be the one archiving the comments this time....



Don't expect me to archive more, this shitshow looks like it might go all night and I'm not going to be on patrol that long.

edit : ninjad by @Aidan

 

[Onomatopoeia]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwhiz0s2x8&lc=UgyvV1nutsxdOifbLgR4AaABAg

Without nerding out over this; he's technically not wrong on most of the statements made in this comment.

All of that is how things work in Gamemaker except he's a little bit insincere or deliberately simplifying things. Wrapping can help with readability and usability in complex projects and is not just adding "layers of obfuscation without improving usability". Alarms also don't stop when setting them to 0 you have to set them to -1. This is a common misunderstanding in the GameMaker community.

"You cannot define a Boolean. You can use 0/1 or true/false at will. None of this matters in this language."
While technically the language doesn't enforce types good programming practice dictates you should still pay attention to the logical intent of variables for clarity.

I assume he just wants to justify his complete lack of formerly mentioned good practices, readability and generally the amateur quality of his code. He also cherry picks a handful of examples from the video he can make very surface-level and very general statements about. Considering he keeps engaging with the comments to his comment you just know a dead ferret is impaled on his dick as he wrote this in sheer anger and frustration.

 

[blargenheimer]

Bad practice has a purpose when you have a reason to do it.

My favorite

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

I love indie games because of those gambles, you can see crazy experimental concepts in action that just wont pass reviews in a Triple A. We made a bullet-hell arcade game about shooting breakfast foods out of a toaster for instance.

I think his AMA was posted before, but by that time I was not a user, so I didn't talk about it.

This is so fucking funny. He thinks that a breakfast bullet-hell is a "crazy experimental concept" and a "gamble"

 

[Dean Pentel]

I'd love to see Mald go full Patrick S. Tomlinson and start childing people, he's already got the pitybegging over fake swatting down.

He doesn't have the gunt or the bitch tits that Rick does but goddamn is he at least as much an insufferable faggot as Patrick. I admit to very lightly skimming the thread so I have no clue if the milk from this is as plentiful or delicious as Patrick's.

The guy's face makes me hope he runs his mouth to someone that would slap him around some and verbally degrade him while doing so. Enough to give him a bloody nose and a split lip, with only is ego being seriously injured.

 

[Aidan]

"You cannot define a Boolean. You can use 0/1 or true/false at will. None of this matters in this language."

This one is really pedantic and lazy. Use a fucking int then retard and have it be 0 or 1 behind the scenes at least. The type is not the point and I think he's so daft that he doesn't realize this. Saying if x == 0 is less clear than if is_x. Mald is so up his own entire ass that he has to pretend poor decisions are deliberate and have purpose.
He's always used the ARG to cope, too. Before Steam declared his game abandoned he would dismiss concerns saying he was working on the ARG which doesn't reflect on Steam.

Again, none of this would matter and no one would care if he didn't brag about how he has 20 years of experience in game development. When you claim to be an expert you open yourself up to scrutiny.

---

I decided to check and Gamemaker does have de facto Booleans.

https://manual.gamemaker.io/lts/en/GameMaker_Language/GML_Overview/Data_Types.htm#:~:text=A%20boolean%20is%20simply%20a,than%200.5%20as%20being%20true.

A boolean is simply a value that can either be true or false. Note that currently GameMaker will interpret a real number equal to or below 0.5 as a false value, and any real number greater than 0.5 as being true. This does not mean however that you should be checking 1 and 0 (or any other real number) for true and false, as you are also provided with the constants true and false which should always be used in your code to prevent any issues should real boolean data types be added in a future update.

Even the documentation explicitly says not to do what Mald is doing.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I'm sorry but, Dr.Pajeet said he doesn't believe he has narcissism, but what Jason does screams to me as a massive NPD.

It also is sputtering utterly out of control for him in a way that he just cannot handle. He is being exposed at his very core and that will leave a mark forever.

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'the attempt on my life has left me a pussy and a faggot'

Is he really saying this about shit that still has no proof? LOL he makes things up in his head then act's like their real is hilarious. He really is Chris Chan levels of delusional.