Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Sewer Diver]

Everyone knows that Shartbound is based on Mald's life but does he really need to put his fetishes everywhere?

 

[my penis is on fire]

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PirateSoftware lost 100,000 subs in two weeks

Your post was stolen 🄰 by this slanty-eyed slop salesman on Xigger

 

[Chernabog3000]

"I grew up on 4chan"

Sure don't act like it bud. More like he grew up a soft little malding bitch who can't handle fuck all. Guy pontificates about how his internet generation was so much rawer and hardcore yet takes it in the ass so hard over his own hubris, he is being felted by just about every single community possible he acts like the very definition of a lolcow.

Insane behavior.

Forget growing up on 4chan.

Dude grew up with a dad Matt and Trey caricaturized into the quintessential avatar of the online neckbeard/basement dweller. That shit was on cable television, fuck the internet. He had like a decade long trial run of what its like to be goofed on and trolled by internet folk and he still gets felted.

It must suck being a successful narcissist. You have no choice but to double down on throw gas on the fire why your house is already burning. Its crazy. Just go back to quietly "patching" your gay lil game.

Also if he was as smart as everyone says with the shorts and the algorithm he'd probably be better off to just shut the fuck up and move on. But he cant. And its not cause this engagement is good for buisness, i mean is, any views is good views., but there becomes a point where you have to hitch your horse to that negative engagement. Theres a point of no return and hes there. This how you become a shit peddling grifter. Not saying hes gonna lose his way of living but there is not going back with how much hes doubled down. Hes gonna have to be this asshat forever.

 

[Huddinge]

I saved this clip a few days ago of mald reading an email he sent to Tobyfox, the developer of undertale. It's not much, and it's awkwardly edited, but i downloaded it in order to try and read the emails in full. However i found it interesting that mald messaged toby to tell him he had gotten hate from Undertale fans. It seems to be a recurring thing when he's looking for sympathy and attention.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Typical OCD bathroom status.
Did he kept the shit streak on the left so he can do another one on the right?

Spoiler: Reposting & Disgusting

Pic credits, page 263

 

[Forkknifegaymer]

90% chance he did simulated phishing campaigns, essentially data entry work. Finger wagging at office staff for opening up his sneaky links. It's very eye rolling to imagine a no-coder, no-experience, no-certificate midwit like Jason doing anything all that interesting. He has no stories, oh no he can't tell you, he was a "red teamer" don't ya know.

They would only have an internal team member do this.

You are not allowed to look at employee roll there unless you at least have L or Q.

 

[The Stranger]

However i found it interesting that mald messaged him to tell him he had gotten hate from Undertale fans.

Not only complaining about getting hate from Undertale fans but he's begging Toby to play his shitty clone
He's so desperate for validation

 

[Forkknifegaymer]

What parts of the game are pretentious? Was it the MP3 players that dumped exposition? I remember the developer expressed regret for even including them, but I have no idea why he thought they were a good idea to add in the first place.


It's on his linkedin page. Eagle search group is apparently out of business now and the website is gone. I'd like to give Jason credit for that, but it's more likely they were just not doing anything useful and died after the government money ran out. I think that was recent because I remember reading about them getting some sort of grant from the department of labor for a period of time for god knows what. These grants are all public if anyone is in the mood to research and archive it before it falls off the map.

https://www.usaspending.gov/award/CONT_AWD_1605DC17T00012_1605_DOLJ139E34441_1605


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I looked at the grant and its a general consulting grant. They wouldn't have a brand new consulting company operating within their SCIFs. Generally this type of group does entirely uncleared work.

In 2016, the timeline to get a L clearance was half of his time there. A Q could take 9 months to a year then due to a serious backlog. I am calling bullshit on his DOE work.

Edit: also most DOE spaces in metropolitan Ohio had been decommissioned in the early 00s and are under the office that handles the cleanup and monitoring for contamination. What the hell would he have been pen testing *there*????

 

[PirateSoftwareIsAFAGGOT]

Singapore is building tested and functioning cold fusion You couldn't guess which weapons manufacturer is developing cold fusion tech to make weapons

I guess we will have the technology in 20 years.. that's what they have been saying since the late 1960's.

 

[harmy.kook]

Of course it's Muttley concern trolling last time he sperged on about newfags while ban evading his alt before getting permanently banned for thirdth time

... What?

The PA request was from Cardposting himself?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

What the hell would he have been pen testing *there*????

We know he glorifies and ramps things up way beyond reality. Maybe the company had offices, not secure ones but just normal couple people, desks and docs, and his job at the end of the day was to go around and make sure all the doors were locked and cabinets secured. So he was checking their security, for a company that worked for the part of the government that worked on nuclear energy, so yea he was penetration testing nuclear energy sites.

 

[Bogan]

... What?

The PA request was from Cardposting himself?

Yes.

 

[Forkknifegaymer]

We know he glorifies and ramps things up way beyond reality. Maybe the company had offices, not secure ones but just normal couple people, desks and docs, and his job at the end of the day was to go around and make sure all the doors were locked and cabinets secured. So he was checking their security, for a company that worked for the part of the government that worked on nuclear energy, so yea he was penetration testing nuclear energy sites.

I actually found his DOE contract.

The grant is DEHS0000086.


So eagle research is not a no name group here, but the DOL grant was for their work with the DMV. That is probably the team that Maldavious was on. Their DOE grant. However, started in 2013 and ended in 2020 and did involve cybersec.

There is a caveat, though. Maldavious was hired and let go within one federal pay session. He may have been fired, or his clearance may have been denied. Looking through this, it paints the picture of someone who either A: acted like a blown hard and got the sponsorship for the clearance, then didn't get it due to something found in the investigation or B: he worked on the DOL grant.

I am of the opinion its B. The DOL grant fits his timeline much better, and doesn't require a clearance. The DOE Grant would almost certainly require L at the minimum. If he got L he only worked for ~6 months and was then either let go or told to resign. If it was Q there is no way he got the clearance or if he did he was only there for a month and something happened that made them let him go.

 

[Glowie]

Typical OCD bathroom status.
Did he kept the shit streak on the left so he can do another one on the right?

Spoiler: Reposting & Disgusting

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Pic credits, page 263

Furfags aren't known for their personal hygiene, but holy fuck. No wonder Jason looks like a greasy pig; offspring of king Honksnort.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

I actually found his DOE contract.

The grant is DEHS0000086.


So eagle research is not a no name group here, but the DOL grant was for their work with the DMV. That is probably the team that Maldavious was on. Their DOE grant. However, started in 2013 and ended in 2020 and did involve cybersec.

There is a caveat, though. Maldavious was hired and let go within one federal pay session. He may have been fired, or his clearance may have been denied. Looking through this, it paints the picture of someone who either A: acted like a blown hard and got the sponsorship for the clearance, then didn't get it due to something found in the investigation or B: he worked on the DOL grant.

I am of the opinion its B. The DOL grant fits his timeline much better, and doesn't require a clearance. The DOE Grant would almost certainly require L at the minimum. If he got L he only worked for ~6 months and was then either let go or told to resign. If it was Q there is no way he got the clearance or if he did he was only there for a month and something happened that made them let him go.

DMV always has the worst websites, so that makes sense.

 

[MooseGump]

Wait, really, that's the combat? That's just a series of shitty microgames so lame they'd get rejected from warioware. There's so many ways to do the idea of a minigame-centric boss fight way better... In fact, Toby Fox just released a boss fight that does.

It's funnier seeing mechanics maldy tried and failed because they're too slow, but toby's game uses the fireball tennis too (1:14), I think it uses a general theme about darkness too? Deltarune is all about light and dark shit so he's aping this shit hard

 

[Slimpacks]

Someone with a reddit account should post the snippet of him showing he liked his own comment to lsf to fuel the hate on there, I would but I don't have an account that doesn't get spam filtered.

Here's the segment to make it easy

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Could this one work too? Trying to own the haters and missing the deadline the day after is embarrassing, and the fact that it's still not out is even more embarrassing.
Source if required https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2505015276?t=04h04m41s

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Could this one work too? Trying to own the haters and missing the deadline the day after is embarrassing, and the fact that it's still not out is even more embarrassing.
Source if required https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2505015276?t=04h04m41s
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Yeah this would be great, quite frankly any clip of Mald being an annoying smug prick will get to the top of the subreddit right now and fan the flames. Paired with a good inflammatory title like "PirateSoftware insults haters for not knowing his update schedule despite not posting any updates"

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

Real OCD doesn't look like this. Real OCD is much worse, and I speak from experience.

I recommend giving this video a listen. Granted, my case of OCD was way less severe than that of Vexxsie's, but it was the same symptom of "everything is contaminated" psychosomatic mindfuckery. And yes, if you thought Chuck McGill's "condition" was bullshit, think again. Shit's real, it's all in your mind, you can't just blank out on it since it "lives" on it's own and it's a hell to live with. Go fuck yourself Jason.

ocd is when you put things on a grid, autism is when you enjoy a thing, adhd is when you enjoy multiple things, and schizophrenia is when you make causal relationships

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Could this one work too? Trying to own the haters and missing the deadline the day after is embarrassing, and the fact that it's still not out is even more embarrassing.
Source if required https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2505015276?t=04h04m41s
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Ooh... It was his responsibilities at OffBrand that was delaying his work on HeartBound, now it makes sense!