hes lost so much now and believes that getting heartbound out will redeem him in the public
but when it releases its going to be sucha non event, it wont even be meme worthy to play, no one will care
then he will just be the guy who took 10 years to release a shit game no one played
Heartbound is an absolute disaster of a video game, and i'm not talking about the development hell it's been in for the last decade. It plays like a 13 year olds first attempt at making a video game, with writing from a 13 year old trying to be deep and complex by emulating other clichéd indie games. You know those early 2010's indies that tried to sell their basic little games as grand by making them about abuse or suicide or being a tranny or whatever. The actual game play couldn't be more simple and pointless and you're mostly just running from point A to point B, yet it's the writing that's by far worst part of the whole experience. And still, mald has decided to focus the entire game around players reading dialogue, with a ton of different branches in the dialogue tree, meaning that 99% of the "work" he's putting into the game will never be seen by the player because he chose not to drink the apple juice during the picnic or whatever. And the way he's trying to tell this biographical story of the horrors of his mother not buying into his narcissistic bullshit, and how his rich father saved him by giving him whatever he wants, is the funniest part of all. The whole story is told like that scene from Final Fantasy IX (
https://youtu.be/X8hvNlIeY8A). Black screens with vague retarded text saying shit like "...if only you listened..." or "...dont give up....", vague shit for the sake of being vague. And while Squaresoft threw in that scene after 70 hours of gameplay, with a kickass song, in juxtaposition to the whimsical colorful adventure you had been on up til then, mald does it after 2 minutes, before you have any feelings at all for his stupid self insert, if that's even possible at all, and it never stops. Much like his entire persona, the game tries to pretend there's something going on behind the scenes, there's some great dept that you might be able to figure out, when in reality there's absolutely nothing there and it's all a facade.
Even if this game ever comes out, and even if everybody has forgotten about mald whenever it does. Unless you're a core member of his knot sucking cult, literally nobody is going to like this game. If anything it's just going to make it worse for him, because i dont think people actually realize what a joke this game is. And when people eventually play it, and realize that this is what he's been talking about for all these years, it's just gonna blow up in his face again.
Honestly you should all track down a copy of this disaster and experience it for yourselves. It's going to put everything in perspective, and hearing him sperg out about the game when you know that it's this piece of shit that he's talking about, is going to make the whole thing 10 times funnier.
