Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Burnt Effigy]

Yup. mald is the guy in the group project that doesn't do any of the fucking work he's supposed to be doing, then bitches and cries whenever he's called out for it. Then demands he gets a good grade for his shitty work that deserves nothing.

Don't laugh, but Shaye is also the one that has medical expertise, and that (in majority) takes care of the ferrets.

Even the one thing Mald seems passionate about is outsourced to the pooner.

 

[Der Fuhrry]

At The Streamer Awards 2023 Mald won "Best Software and Game Development Streamer". At the time (Oct 2023) his twitch channel had 39k followers and 379 viewers on average. He won against: dougdoug (772k followers, 7,751 viewers avg), vedal987 (420k followers, 5,198 viewers avg) and codemiko (918k followers, 1,621 viewers avg).

I partially retard this fully retarded statement - The Streamer Awards 2023 was in Feb 2024, not Oct 2023 (I mixed it up with TwitchCon because I'm retarded), so Mald was actually the one with most viewers at the time he received the award (seems to fit the trend: streamer with most viewers win). It's still odd that his channel manages to explode just in time for the Streamer Awards.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

I might be late, but: This has to be a reason why he doesn't register his "rescue" properly. All the money from both his "studio," subs/ad-revenus, and ferret donations can be clumped (which has been theorized before) to pay for this building as a mortgage, property taxes and insurance. There would be no other way for a "rescue" to justify buying this type of building instead of finding a lease as you said.

It's not that deep. He buys ferrets so he can make money from the livestream. That's it. It's a business, not a charity.

 

[Terfatron]

He said on stream that it was going to cost 200-300k.

Now watch him move the goalpost
"200k? I did the math and obviously your can't get a ferret rescue for 200k.
It's insane behavior Ross community say this just to come after my credibility.
It's obvious they know as much about ferret rescues as they know about game legislation so im not surprised. Remember, this is the same people who literally want me dead.
Hope that clear its up for you!
Enjoy a hour in the dungeon bringing up SKG"

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

SKG is doing a game jam.
Maybe CrunkLord420 could make a game where ferrets Shoots malds and soyfags that grovel at his feet
People will make Better Games in a game jam then Malds fucking 20 + career
https://x.com/accursedfarms/status/1943586612144685476

 

[Huddinge]

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SKG is doing a game jam.
Maybe CrunkLord420 could make a game where ferrets Shoots malds and soyfags that grovel at his feet
People will make Better Games in a game jam then Malds fucking 20 + career
https://x.com/accursedfarms/status/1943586612144685476

There are going to be so many piratesoftware parody games lmao

 

[canalCrab]

This one fan managed to get Mald to expose himself to sloptubers as someone who can't read, just perfect comedy.

Appropriate profile picture.
How does one guy have such consistency in shit takes?

@mald can you please tell your server members to not shit up the SKG discord, thanks.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

Ross, not content with smashing Mald's carrer, is also smashing Mald's game jam.
Absolute rape.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

so wait, DOES HE even make his art / music??!?

..... if he doesn't even do that...

He claims he does some of the art but has never said which ones iirc.


Seems to be a new low on twitch for mald. 3 hours in and he's at 3.5k. He dropped to about double that after the wow drama and has now halved it? Great job mald.

 

[StacticShock]

SKG is doing a game jam.
People will make Better Games in a game jam then Malds fucking 20 + career

i think that should be crossposted with the kiwidevs thread.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

I FINALLY caught up to the last 400 pages.

Mald was invited to the group to help JLU spy and infiltrate PN to figure out their raid plans before they happen

This is literally Mald's villain origin story.
He did gayops as a teenager and got BTFO so hard his ego never coped with it and that's why he went full in on the "epic haxxor" and "social engineering" image. He was 19-20 when this happened and should have known better, but he underestimated PN and thought he was smarter than them. His second error was not learning from that experience, he doubled down.

We might need a psychiatrist for this one. Or a good bullshit detector:

Not a psychiatrist, but to give some educational info to kiwis:
People with OCD don't necessarily have to be clean (hence the shitty bathroom), the core thing is feeling compulsion as the name says (some hoarders also have OCD). They have their own rituals and they're about appeasing this itch or pain something "wrong" causes them, the "wrong" thing can be rooted in cleanliness, religion, mathematics or any belief. A small example most people feel is going to the toilet and feeling that you're hands are dirty, you have an itch to wash them and refuse to touch a food item to not contaminate it. It's OCD if you feel pain/anger so much stronger about that and it interferes with your life and health.

Why does Mald's story sound unbelievable? He only has that one story about compulsion that doesn't end, can a kid really do that for hours with nobody noticing? Maybe, if your parents are careless, but usually from people I've worked with there is a GOAL to the compulsion, something you want to appease. Touch the knobs an even amount of times and you feel just right. Wash your hands 42 times because it's a holy number to you and you will feel clean. The story might just be a bad retelling so I won't dig into it further. But why did these behaviours stop with the years? If it's not a frequent occurence you don't have OCD, it's a disorder because if you don't control it, it affects your daily life.

Also, while catching up I noticed 2025 has been rough on him and his age and soon mald pattern baldness might be kicking in:

 

[Kharash]

Also, while catching up I noticed 2025 has been rough on him and his age and soon mald pattern baldness might be kicking in:

I just can't stand how much effort he obviously puts into covering one side of his face with that lock of hair and then locking it in place with the headset. He looks ridiculous.

 

[I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!]

Real OCD doesn't look like this. Real OCD is much worse, and I speak from experience.

I recommend giving this video a listen. Granted, my case of OCD was way less severe than that of Vexxsie's, but it was the same symptom of "everything is contaminated" psychosomatic mindfuckery. And yes, if you thought Chuck McGill's "condition" was bullshit, think again. Shit's real, it's all in your mind, you can't just blank out on it since it "lives" on it's own and it's a hell to live with. Go fuck yourself Jason.

OCD manifests differently depending on the person and yes Mald's explanation sounds like complete bullshit but not because he's a filthy furfag, a compulsion wouldn't just leave you there for hours in an endless loop for no reason while your brain shuts off.

I have a relatively minor case(diagnosed) and it basically manifests as thing you absolutely have to do, for example when walking past my front door I have to open it and close it again to make sure it's closed otherwise something bad will happen. What exactly? I don't fucking know! Maybe someone will break in, maybe my dogs will run away, I just know that something bad WILL happen if I don't do that.

 

[Der Fuhrry]

There are going to be so many piratesoftware parody games lmao

The SKG jam is open for submissions July 11 to July 18, but mald's birthday is July 17 *wink*. I hope the theme (revealed in 7h) isn't "anything but piratesoftware parodies".

 

[el gordo]

He claims he does some of the art but has never said which ones iirc.

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Seems to be a new low on twitch for mald. 3 hours in and he's at 3.5k. He dropped to about double that after the wow drama and has now halved it? Great job mald.

was averaging 7k at the start of the year and 19k last year
very fun to see

 

[Asian tech support]

I partially retard this fully retarded statement - The Streamer Awards 2023 was in Feb 2024, not Oct 2023 (I mixed it up with TwitchCon because I'm retarded), so Mald was actually the one with most viewers at the time he received the award (seems to fit the trend: streamer with most viewers win). It's still odd that his channel manages to explode just in time for the Streamer Awards.

It's only odd from the standpoint that he isn't an industry plant. There are people at twitch and jewtube who I'm sure are skeeved their investment is being raked.

 

[Roachbound]

I was thinking about "everything you asked for and nothing you wanted." He's obviously invoking genies interpreting your wishes literally.

He's doing that, but he also doesn't even know what the petition asked for in the first place, so it's ironic coming from him

so wait, DOES HE even make his art / music??!?

..... if he doesn't even do that...

There's a fun game dev civil war between him and his composer.

It will be really, really funny if Mald's employee finishes his THIRD game since heartbound before Mald finishes heartbound.

His composer has developed and released more games than him LMFAO.

Even the one thing Mald seems passionate about is outsourced to the pooner.

Tbf to Mald, ferret welfare may be shaye's passion, while his interest lies in ferret's...uh, other things.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

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SKG is doing a game jam.
Maybe CrunkLord420 could make a game where ferrets Shoots malds and soyfags that grovel at his feet
People will make Better Games in a game jam then Malds fucking 20 + career
https://x.com/accursedfarms/status/1943586612144685476

Somebody should make a knockoff of the low-effort Bored Apes game that cost something like $6,000 to play for less than a month, only instead of a monkey JPEG riding a jet ski through a sewer pipe while collecting items and avoiding obstacles, it should be a ferret running through Mald's colon.

I just can't stand how much effort he obviously puts into covering one side of his face with that lock of hair and then locking it in place with the headset. He looks ridiculous.

It looks effeminate, which I assume is the point.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Also, while catching up I noticed 2025 has been rough on him and his age and soon mald pattern baldness might be kicking in:

Jason seems like the kind of guy who would hang on to his hair for as long as he could, even if it meant he had a George Costanza horse shoe kind of thing going on
.

 

[potato sack]

we have reached full 1984. no more drama allowed