Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Burnt Effigy]

I saw this on LSF hours ago and now it's gone, Moderators have scrubbed the clip and locked the post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1lz8kba/one_day_after_piratesoftware_banned_a_chatter_for/?sort=new

The clip is still available through the mirror, but it's like it's been hidden on the main page, It was up 9 hours ago, but as you can see from the second image uploaded, it's fucking vanished from the LSF timeline.

I had to use a link posted in a discord server to get to the actual thread.

Bets on the ferret fiddler being involved?

"Not only is SHE gonna be streaming the horse game, SHE made her title glue factory simulator."

Is there a single fucking instance of Mald actually respecting his pooner "boy"friends pronouns?

 

[The sticky sock]

No way he did the "there are thousands of routes in this game" shit and thought he would get away with it.
YOU ARE NOT TODD HOWARD MY NIGGA YOU CAN'T JUST LIE ABOUT THIS SHIT.

Heartbound is going to have thousands of endings only because he considers every possible combination of choices as a separate ending.
At the end of the game a npc is going to list of every action you took in the game and then the game ends.

I recently played Chrono Trigger for the first time and I got to the courtroom part where the chancellor judges your actions made thus far. I gotta tell you they got me dead to rights.
He's going for something like that but I don't think it's going to have anywhere near the shock as it had in CT.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Is there a single fucking instance of Mald actually respecting his pooner "boy"friends pronouns?

I would not be surprised if they already had a conversation about mald only referring to them as a female.

This is the same guy that obfuscates the Maldavius persona 'gotcha' on stream, by pulling up images of his TV-head avatar in second life, and glossing over the furfaggory that goes hand-in-hand with that user handle.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Do you have any proof of a sponsorship? Obsidian is just genuinely useful software for writing and free too (other than cloud storage)

He's not sponsored no. In Mald's case again he just wants the recognition that he is a real writer who writes many pages with a cool software.
And I had let my Notion hate overflow, Obsidian definitely has its merits being free and offline-first, although most people will need cloud sync anyway.
Also, Jason is a security expert hacker of power plants, and Obsidian isn't even encrypted at rest.

 

[Colon capital V]

God I wish I knew about this when the initiative reached its goal, but in South Park's "Make Love Not Warcraft" episode they use "Live To Win" by Paul Stanley for the montage music while the boys were training to defeat The One Which Has No Life. It would've been soooo fucking goated if someone compiled all the tweets and posts shilling SKG and it slowly reaching its goal while this played in the background to punt Mald's skull to the curb, full on unmitigated kino...

 

[Huddinge]

I recently played Chrono Trigger for the first time and I got to the courtroom part where the chancellor judges your actions made thus far. I gotta tell you they got me dead to rights.
He's going for something like that but I don't think it's going to have anywhere near the shock as it had in CT.

He already used that trope at the end of blizzard office chapter lmao

 

[my penis is on fire]

At the end of the game a npc is going to list of every action you took in the game and then the game ends.

That’s almost exactly what happens at the end of Chapter 1. You walk around in a dark room where there’s a bunch of random objects and floating textboxes that slightly change based on your choices. Like if you put trash in your dog’s bowl, the trash filled bowl appears with “…so cruel…” floating nearby. Of course none of these choices actually affect the story outcome, the dog dies no matter what you do

 

[Meat Target]

Harmful Opinions' review of HeartBound

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I want to find who first said "games don't have to be fun" and beat them with the buckle end of my belt.

Whether a game is "deep", "artistic", "emotional", or "innovative" is determined by the critical response of the gamers, not the say-so of the devs (or their shills in gaming media, for that matter).

Thus saith I, Meat Target, Prophet of Yahoowah and Austere Scholar of Culinary Ballistics and Asian Cartoon Girls: The audience is always right.

 

[cigint]

Of course none of these choices actually affect the story outcome, the dog dies no matter what you do

The "choices" are very superficially addressed like you said, but there also also deep issues with the pacing. You meet some furry characters in a cutscene, and after walking through two basically empty screens, you're suddenly expected to act like your lives have become intertwined and you're supposed to care about them like party members you've had for 30 hours. When HarmfulOpinions was playing through Animus, it read like a parody of the whole RPG genre.

 

[volatile puar]

Harmful Opinions' review of HeartBound

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He put Harmful Opinions in the game? Insane behavior, dude.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

I want to find who first said "games don't have to be fun" and beat them with the buckle end of my belt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Graveyard_(video_game)

I wanna say this

There's some examples from Japan in the 90s when people were just throwing shit at the wall to see what will succeed.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

I did finally figure it out, you don't just need to EQ the vocal you also need to pitch his voice up by a semitone, exactly one semitone, to hear his real voice. This is a before and after.

 

[alogatog]

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I did finally figure it out, you don't just need to EQ the vocal you also need to pitch his voice up by a semitone, exactly one semitone, to hear his real voice. This is a before and after.

GOD, I tried so hard to listen to it, I really did, but it hurts. I’m too weak. Maybe it’s better for all of us he had his “second puberty”

 

[Meat Target]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Graveyard_(video_game)

I wanna say this

There's some examples from Japan in the 90s when people were just throwing shit at the wall to see what will succeed.

They had the excuse that gaming was still in its infancy at that time. Devs were still trying to figure out what could be done with this booming new medium.

If you wanna make a game allegorical of the trauma you experienced from that one time your parents signed you up for little league, or why the jocks shoved you in lockers because you're an abrasive, unpleasant cunt with the social graces of a dead fish you were different, smart, and special, or how you discovered you were gay by watching cartoons, you can.

Just don't expect me to treat your sob story as the digital heir to Michelangelo or Cormac McCarthy.

 

[Panzerfrau]

I tried watching Harmful Opinions' playthrough but fell asleep in the middle of it.
But what I saw was painfully cringe - dry writing that tried so hard to quirky, le evil voice shitting up your screen with emo messages every five seconds, the "plot" being a disjointed series of random shit that isn't really explained (the dog disappears - wahh evil monster - the old guy teleports you to some shadow realm - wahh evil book - the dog fucking explodes - you teleport to a furry dimension - here, go and fix this pocket watch - suddenly you are in a ca- okay okay, you get the idea), but my biggest gripe so far is:
THE PROTAGONISTS IS SO FUCKING UNLIKEABLE JESUS CHRIST
Why would the player want to help this scowling, self loathing twerp? I don't want to see him happy, I want the dog to bite his fucking dick off arghhh

 

[>IMPLYING]

I want to find who first said "games don't have to be fun" and beat them with the buckle end of my belt.

Thank you, Druckmann.

 

[Meat Target]

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Thank you, Druckmann.

Cuckmann ruined both games and musclegirls.

Forget the belt, he gets the baseball bat. The bamboo one. Extra dense and harder to break.

 

[Roachbound]

I'm watching the coding jesus premiere, and this is a straight up murder. Mald's code is so horrific that coding jesus and his cohost made the framework x495 more efficient. The only issue is that it seems to only be the demo, so Mald's excuse will probably be "but I only had 13 years of dev experience at the time(in 201", but as the guy said, Mald's code is so atrocious he should've just restarted.

Btw, do any coders know if it really runs on a fridge, or if he's just using the fridge as the display?

 

[Slav Power]

Came across a viral tweet today
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He really is going in the yanderedev hall of fame

Alex Mahan wrote more code and added more content to Yandere Simulator as a self-admitted amateur developer in the same time when Jason Hall did absolutely zero work on Heartbound as a self-admitted 20 year industry veteran. To compare Jason to Alex is an insult to the cum chalice chugging champion.

In the end, he won. For which, I humbly submit, a toast.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

are the brazilians just retarded?

Have you never played online games on a server with a big BR population? They absolutely are retarded. They also love paying for cheating software en masse. Hate the BR bros, huehuehuehue mordekaiser es numero uno btw