Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 411 9.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,637 38.4%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,922 45.1%
  • Total voters
    4,263
Thread has reached 1k.
The game is STILL not finished.
MAXIMUM ETERNAL SUFFERING CONTINUES

1k on to 2k.webp

PAGE 1K PASSED
ON HIS WAY TO PAGE 2K BITCH
 
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Page 1000 advice for Mald:

You will never be a good programmer. You will never be a hacker.

Salvage your streaming career now. You've managed, by an act of God, to luck into success by lying your ass off, and enough idiots find you tolerable enough to watch. Apologize for everything. Come out and admit you're a fraud. Start over before you hit rock bottom. You can focus on things like learning game dev on stream, building a game studio, collabing with people building games, etc. You don't need the lies. Hit the reset button and salvage your career.

Or don't, the milk is great.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
kek, please tell me he streamed the whole thing
link?
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Billy Bong said:
Harmful Opinions did a full playthrough of Heartbound on stream tonight and OMG the game is BRUTAL. It's a typical high school project for computer class, about furry faggotry and childhood trauma. He played the newest iteration of the game, which he purchased. The file is huge (10.9 Gig), which @Flaming Dumpster was nice enough to archive here:
https://bossmanjack.net/BillyBong/ (He saved both the Kick and Twitch restreams, both big files are the same)

If you want to watch the VODS and maybe follow Harmful Opinion's stream channels, they're here:
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Happy 1000 🪳
 
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New Code
-Added if-statement
--Added logic to if-statement
-Augmented beforementioned if-statement with an else-statement
--Added logic to else-statement
---Shit, branches are hard
-Fixed bugs (I hope) in the logic of above if/else-statements
-Added a comment
--Removed comment again
-Fixed more bugs in the logic above if/else-statements
--God I hope nobody notices
-Opened a new tab
--Went to stackoverflow
---Didn't find answer to "how to not suck at coding"
-Changed if/else to switch/case
--Removed switch/case
-Bumped version number
*stretches*
 
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PrestonHolt said:

  • New Content​

  • ...
  • A big part of this update is for the ARG crowd.
  • With that in mind... soon is no longer soon. Good luck!
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A big part of the Heartbound update isn't even in the game. What's next, half of the update is actually in blockgame?

PrestonHolt said:

  • Upcoming Content​

  • Finishing
    The Clash and Picnic
    areas.
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Animus once again almost done.
 
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