Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 530 10.4%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 137 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 154 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,892 37.2%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,336 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,086

And thread #2 here from someone else!

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I question the judgement of anyone who would participate in Jason's jams. Setting that aside, it's an interesting story.

The mod who accused them of lying or cheating was Zafaroth, and here's the retarded "meme screenshot" the post mentions:

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That first thread was removed by the subreddit mods, because of course it was... Direct link here.
 
Did he address why he deleted all his VODs yet?
I don't believe so, but I haven't watched his latest streams after returning. People were still asking, as of yesterday, in his discord about the deleted vods and the regulars in there still seem to be in the dark.

A lot of his discord residents think it was a move to stop drama farmers from digging up old dirt on the shitter, but Jason himself hasn't openly said anything about it in the free to access channels.
 
This thread is the perfect balance of people with actual knowledge dropping infodumps about the shit Jason pretends to know and incredible shitposting. The apex kiwi edutainment thread.
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>A highly probable zoophilia

everyone cheated because they didnt build their own compilers
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HEVC / H265 encoding isn't widely supported on browsers which means your videos won't play or will play like audio files.



Encode your videos to H264 because it has the most compatibility and if you want your video file to be small downscale the resolution to 480p or 360p instead of 1080p.


You can learn how to encode from H265 to H264 with ffmpeg or Handbrake:

Bash:
ffmpeg -i "7773076-e874a196a652de4a4df35f9ced43dff4.mp4" -c:v libx264 -vf scale=-2:480 -preset fast -crf 23 -c:a copy output_h264_480p.mp4

This is the ffmpeg command I used to convert your video to H264.

Decent video which explains how ffmpeg works

Decent video which explains how Handbrake works

Use archive.is with old.reddit.com: https://archive.is/chH9h
 
if the ferret streamchat dies so do the ferrets, its confirmed correlation now.
The deathcamp BuchenMald murders any ferret that doesn't help ratings.

You missed out the Zyklom B and Chlorine canister.
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Continue the important work of documenting the ferretcaust. When the perpetrators face justice, this will be the only record of their crimes.



latest attempt at deboonking.
weird i've never heard of the wow style achievements employees would get. they look like fucking fridge magnets printed out honestly.

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Jesus christ that is sad. He also has duplicates, and some of those are literally "did HR training". lol.

The funniest part of this to me is that he genuinely has no idea how retarded he looks using a team building exercise as "proof" that he has achievements at Blizzard. Your coworkers saying "good job, buddy" because it was assigned to them like an icebreaker activity on the first day of middle school means less than nothing if this is all you have to herald as evidence of your accomplishments at a company.
Same. Also he was at Blizzard for 6 years or something And that's all of them?

Tldr: he shows here that he collects trash and scraps of good feedback in a desperate hope to look... Good? Nice? Smart? It's fucking pathetic. Imagine if some retard showed you a golden star sticker their teacher put on his assignment for a "good job doing your homework, little one!" 20 years earlier. Imagine he saved a class award they won for best basketball team in Elementary school, Fall of 2007. This is basically the same thing.
Some of those are legit complements for actual accomplishments, but that was all 10 years ago. What have you done lately

bro why does he still have those, how fucking sad do you have to be to hold onto some nice things someone said about your for 10 years
This right here.

Honestly I won't roast him for having some momentos. I still hold on to little mementos from my time at jobs I like, and I have all my "Farewell cards" because its a good way to remember people I liked.
But I don't pull them out after a decade to try to win internet arguments.




Python is oddly popular among trannies larping as coders, while javascript familiarity will usually come from people with actual jobs. Not sure what starts the divide, might have something to do with Python just being popular as a tool language in a lot of college programs that aren't software specific, whereas if you know C#/Java from the business world, Javascript is just its retarded cousin, its basically the same syntax.
The other good thing is that Python is actually used in the market, unlike the joke of C I did in the university, or Lisp, even worse so.
I'll try to distill this down:
Python got popular because it hides all the ugly shit needed for programing something useful behind modules. You don't have to try to fuck with Libraries, or figure out API calls, you just PIP FaggotBundle then do "Import AIDS" and you're off to races and counting tabs like an absolute retard.

As much as I loathe Python, this is the key part of why it go popular as @BanTan points out.
C is an all around better language but to get much beyond Hello World requires a fair bit of work just to have the fucking thing execute on another computer and you can still run into problems.

Python also gets around this by requiring the executing computer have Python installed and all the libraries loaded. Python absracts all that out to the Python environment, so the application does that, not the coder.

So if you just need to tell a computer to do a task very quickly, that's something python excels at. The skill cliff to get started is very low.

tl;dr: Real men use incomprensible Perl statements.


Apparently for someone who hunts boars as a hobby, bagging more than 5 boars a year is already pretty good in quite a few areas. This means that in his 2 year run of the rescue, Maldo has killed more animals than some people that hunt for sport.
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Most people who hunt boars don't kill as many they could (or should) because you now have an large, heavy animal carcass you have to deal with. Now that families aren't raising 18 kids, it takes a long time to work through a boar. And even if you aren't eating it, you can't just leave it there to rot.

The quality of boar meat also varies wildly; during deer season you can usually find pantry programs that will take deer off your hands, but very few will take wild boar because there is a good chance the meat is practically inedible.
 
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so for the duration of his vacation, his follower loss reduced to under 1k a day. it never STOPPED DROPPING mind you, but it did reduce in downward velocity. I DID see him just start streaming yesterday again on that dune game.

And it seems streaming again literally boosted his follower plummet speed lmao

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Its been since JUNE that hes had a single positive day for followers.
 
Jesus christ that is sad. He also has duplicates, and some of those are literally "did HR training". lol.
Nevermind that this stupid fag keeps saying he left Blizzard because of the greedy corporate environment(lack of advancement), and wanting to do his own thing. He's such a loser though, he has nothing of note to brag about after Blizzard, he's stuck yoyo-ing between saying blizz sucks and referencing "muh bifrost"/refrigerator report cards.

I think it's funny that multiple people from that company kept those retarded generic cards. Good to know the company's employees are just as pathetic and gay as their customer base :story:
 
so for the duration of his vacation, his follower loss reduced to under 1k a day. it never STOPPED DROPPING mind you, but it did reduce in downward velocity. I DID see him just start streaming yesterday again on that dune game.

And it seems streaming again literally boosted his follower plummet speed lmao

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Its been since JUNE that hes had a single positive day for followers.
Todays stream has the lowest average viewers since Mald gained traction in 2024. Also, something like 7000 gifted subs expire tomorrow from his birthday a month prior.
It's not going well... Yesterday, I was expecting a big hype train or large amount of gifted subs, because of Mald's return. It didn't happen. He gained around 500 subs, barely a drop in the ocean compared to what he had before. 78,000 at peak, realistically 20k average excluding events). Currently sitting at 12700 with 7000 expiring tomorrow, so going down to approx. 5700.
Apparently he's hopping on Battlefield 6 at some point. I can't wait to watch him play a multiplayer game that requires skill (like WoW), get owned and blame his teammates
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has anyone posted these allegations from The Dapper Devil? Seems to have been completely overlooked and not gotten much attention but it’s some juicy stuff if true

Half of it we already knew about, or was already rumored, the other half, especially all of the quotes, I'd take with a hypertension-level of salt.

Nonetheless, this could be worth following up on:
- The Furry House
- The food shooter to CoB pipeline (I believe this was already discovered)
- Asset flipping accusations
- Fired due to being automated away
 
has anyone posted these allegations from The Dapper Devil? Seems to have been completely overlooked and not gotten much attention but it’s some juicy stuff if true

Taking it with a bigass grains of salt. Some of these are things people knew about already, while the rest are just things this guy wrote. Maybe they're true, maybe they're not. I do hope however for these to become more popular, so someone confirms them to be true or untrue.
 
Taking it with a bigass grains of salt. Some of these are things people knew about already, while the rest are just things this guy wrote. Maybe they're true, maybe they're not. I do hope however for these to become more popular, so someone confirms them to be true or untrue.
Might need another Quintheo interview.
Todays stream has the lowest average viewers since Mald gained traction in 2024. Also, something like 7000 gifted subs expire tomorrow from his birthday a month prior.
It's not going well... Yesterday, I was expecting a big hype train or large amount of gifted subs, because of Mald's return. It didn't happen. He gained around 500 subs, barely a drop in the ocean compared to what he had before. 78,000 at peak, realistically 20k average excluding events). Currently sitting at 12700 with 7000 expiring tomorrow, so going down to approx. 5700.
Apparently he's hopping on Battlefield 6 at some point. I can't wait to watch him play a multiplayer game that requires skill (like WoW), get owned and blame his teammates
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I'm sticking to my earlier over/under. Late september, early october is when he's finished and irrelevant. Though, I won't be surprised if I'm wrong and it doesn't come until next year. These furry faggots are extremely stubborn retarded and will defend him no matter what.
 
I think disabling community voting is generally a good idea so I will disagree here.
Too much fuckery can happen if you let randos vote. Especially if money is involved.
But his mod team I don't trust either.

You're a dumb nigger retard either way if you go into this and do his Jam so zero sympathy for this faggot.
I don't think he meant community voting as in any random user. The norm for community voting in Jams is that anyone who was on a team that submitted a game during the jam, can vote on the jam. Its effectively a Jury of your Peers situation, where you are rated by those who've also done it, which tends to help a lot in recognizing what is impressive under jam constraints and what is not. While its not immune to weens trying to vote down everyone elses games to make theirs look better, such efforts are rarely successful as it takes a supermajority of clowns to tank a good game. If a jam is that infested and fucked with, its already a lost cause entirely.

Judged jams are less common, but rarely go like Pirates did - Most of the time, you'll have the normal dev to dev ratings, and then a separate "we love these" kind of rating for the hosts to pick out the ones they personally liked the best.

The quality of boar meat also varies wildly; during deer season you can usually find pantry programs that will take deer off your hands, but very few will take wild boar.
Bacon made from wild boar is actively divine, but the rest isn't anything special, especially if you don't like that gamey flavor.
 
has anyone posted these allegations from The Dapper Devil? Seems to have been completely overlooked and not gotten much attention but it’s some juicy stuff if true
This guy seems like a faggot and also stupid. He apparently used to own or manage (?) a furry porn website (Hotfurs dot com) that his ex wife was the main artist for. The "artwork" Jason agreed to animate was certainly furry porn. This tweet in particular is funny though and I am choosing to believe it's true.

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Looking at his other tweets he seems like a (possibly schizo) furry gooner, so I don't know. I would love for him to eventually elaborate on this one.
Another recent tweet from him. | (Archive)
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And he previously tweeted Jason at the end of June as well. | (Archive) fuck me i don't care enough to archive each of the tweets in this thread individually
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Sorry if these were already shared, I can't keep up with this thread frequently due to the newfags.

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He tweets about his ex wife often and was happy to indulge her disgusting and potentially illegal fetishes (that they likely share) until they got divorced. He's deranged, shocker. At least this is more confirmation that Jason has always surrounded himself with vile degenerate freaks, and likely is one himself.
 
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