Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

nypost.com

 

[Judge Holden]

Allow me to make a prediction.

Whatever inquiry or investigation into this shit is going to be smothered in red tape and delays until it leaves the news cycle, and come the next mass shooting/terror attack/whatever some "oh we totally investigated and found nothing amiss guiz" will be quietly released on page 43 of the South Nebraska Gazzete and that will be the last we hear about it for a longass time

 

[PonelessBizza]

Riiiigghht....suicide. sure thing there billary. It was suicide....

It was either ISIS or the white suprimacist AOC who did it

 

[mr.moon1488]

No (((option))) on poll.

 

[sophnar0747]

"Suicide"

 

[PantsFreeZone]

I wonder who could have done this....

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

the Clintons sends their regards.

Fuck I was just about to type that.
Someone better photoshop that pic with his face and hillary in the background.

 

[enamelled toothbrush]

Uh oh, look what's trending again...

Edit: updated with new trending, they're waking up!

 

[chadmuska]

THEY WILL KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

Renovations to the island were going along smoothly. 5 boxes of premium hula skirts ordered. Liquor cabinet stocked.
By the way, my friend Qanon likes fine whiskeys. The Q stands for queer.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Uh oh, look what's trending again...
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[PN 801]

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This is fucking bullshit.

What the fuck.

 

[Woyzeck]

How can one man be right about so many things?

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Epstein's going to be spending the rest of his natural life in some nice gated community with zero access to kids while the CIA uses his list of affiliates to pull a bunch of strings in Europe. A few low-level assets will probably be fed to LEO so it looks like something came from all of the docs nabbed in the raid. Welcome to realpolitik.
EDIT: I'd buy the suicide or "suicide" angles on the first time, but given that he was sealed in as tight as a nun's asshole after that and he had info of use to our spies if a third of the rumors about him are true, this is Eppy getting made into a ghost asset by spooks. Hopefully the above is wrong and they'll just send him to Gitmo to zap the names out of him.

 

[Erich Raeder]

Looks like Hillary already wrote a tweet of condolence to her buddy.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Just in case someone is as confused as I was about the mentions of Matt Groening, one of the accusers apparently wrote a short story describing his nasty-ass feet and it hilariously made its way into the case's evidence.

 

[It's HK-47]

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Well no shit, the criminal case against him would have to end if he was fucking dead. That has nothing at all to do with all of the other evidence they found. Are the police just going to throw away hundreds of videos and thousands of pictures just because one guy was killed? "Well we have all this evidence of pedophilia and child trafficking but Epstein died so into the dumpster it goes!"

Use your goddamned brain, Mariotti.

 

[Lone MacReady]

He slowly tunneled his way out of his cell into a sewer pipe and eventually to freedom, while hiding his slowly growing tunnel from the guards by covering up the hole with this poster

Right now he is in some obscure mexican village refurbishing an old boat so he can take tourists on charter pleasure cruises with cheap local toddlers, and the government is too ashamed to admit they fell for this ruse so they are declaring him dead

"I wish I could tell you... that Stein fought the good fight, and the Clinton's let him be... I wish I could tell you that. But Prison is no fairy tale world... he never said who did it, but we all knew...."

 

[MeatRokket08]

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GOD DAMMIT WE WERE FUCKING CLOSE! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

 

[mindlessobserver]

(((Suicide))))

God dammit. /pol/ was right again.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Allow me to make a prediction.

Whatever inquiry or investigation into this shit is going to be smothered in red tape and delays until it leaves the news cycle, and come the next mass shooting/terror attack/whatever some "oh we totally investigated and found nothing amiss guiz" will be quietly released on page 43 of the South Nebraska Gazzete and that will be the last we hear about it for a longass time

I will go as far as to say that a sudden influx of mass shootings and terror attacks will sweep this under the rug while the involved in the investigation get quietly and swiftly switched with more favourable people or people that are in a compromise with the Clintons in order to fuck up the job so bad that it seemed like DSP himself did it.