💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture

Wraithdolf the White said:
I had a bad feeling about jeremy being involved into some bad stuff, and being around behind the scenes some really bad people, and I'm just waiting for him to make a mistake.
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I don't have any evidence or reason to think this, but I have had a nagging suspicion for a while that Jeremy has money coming in from something illegal, rather than his sloptube channel. I might just be schizo though, time will tell.

Schpoots said:
Having him on your show, no matter what the outcome is, only benefits him.
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I believe this is the sole reason he wants to go onto their show, that he believes that any attention he can manage is good for him. I think if he were to go on the show, it would be really funny, but it wouldn't actually hurt his 'business'.
 
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returnofthemacandcheese said:
Quartering is outside rocking a full copeover. We've all seen his "hairline" and it's clear the only way he can pull off this look is to grow out his hair in the back and sweep it forward then to the side and take the picture at an angle that hides what's going on up top. The absolute state of it.
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He's not coping at all guys, he didn't have time to care! He's just outside...collecting boulders.
 
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quarter_grifter said:
Clipped this stream.
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I skimmed through that stream too I think I had a couple notes you didn't clip so I might go back for those. I'm glad someone else is clipping this shit though because I rapid fire the skip forward 5 seconds button then just stop and rewind if they are going on tangents that sound like they bear milk, so I definitely miss a lot of stuff at the cost of not watching a second more of this retarded shit show than I have to. I basically fast forward through 99% of the "segments" until I get to the off-topic yap fest portion, which is seriously over half the show, but there are nuggets in the shit I miss.

quarter_grifter said:
Spoiler: Jeremy peaked in high school and wants to go back
Jeremy thinks he was a cool-guy in high school and that his sister was a nerd. He believes that she suffered repercussions due to her relation to him, for his reputation as a 'bad boy'.
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I was in school the same era as Jeremy and I am willing to go on the stand under threat of perjury and testify that anyone who sat at the lunch table where kids played Magic The Gaythering in high school between the years 1998-2002 was 100% not one of the popular kids and was in fact a fucking loser. Honestly that was F tier lunch table dynamics where the kids who didn't fit into any of the other groups would retreat to just to avoid lunch time bullying. I understand that things have changed a lot in the past 25 years but back in the day that was absolutely not how shit worked.

Ironically the reason hobbies like this were seen as entirely for fucking losers is because zero attractive girls had any interest in any of that. The reason this is ironic is because Jeremy's entire grift started around the time this attitude was changing when he was one of the main guys starting a crusade of "Reeee fuck women get these thots out of our hobbies" and encouraging everyone to act super toxic to scare off all the pussy. Mostly under the flawed premise that all the women involved were only pretending to like nerd shit for attention or to scheme thirsty gamer losers out of money because he was from a generation where attractive girls into nerdy shit wasn't a thing. These days it's not unheard of to see super attractive women involved in nerdy nonsense. I haven't hung around nerd spaces since middle school once I realized that was pussy repellant and moved into a different lane. Still times have changed and these days I see this hot nerd girl phenomenon in public all the time when I'm just out and about.

If you go back and look at some of his older content you can feel the contempt he has for the hot girls from high school who rejected his gamer nerd ass. His entire crusade trying to push women out of gaming was clearly a direct result of him tapping into "Oh so back in the day we were all losers for being nerds but now you want in? Fuck off." So Jeremy made his entire image off pushing back against gamer girls then wants to retcon history and act like in the early 2000's sitting at the Magic gaming lunch table was something popular kids did and that he was swimming in pussy. Not a fucking chance. It's also funny that he got his start being a warrior fighting gamer thots and for big tiddy sluts in video games and now he pays Melanie Mac to sit there and e-thot in low cut tops while she rants about how tiddy gaming is porn and sin.

GhaeicSD said:
I don't know why he's bothering, they've already flat out told him what they need for them to bring him on (5 years of tax returns). They even explained why that is succinctly, which is the exact reason outlined in the quote: to force him to pick a lane when he goes on because "without those documents there is nothing to be gained from a discussion". I personally want them to bring him on regardless as a punching bag, but they've provided a clear request with a rational reason for said request that would only make the discussion more productive and concise. Whether it'll be good faith or not, I wouldn't put money on it knowing them, but it's not like they could do worse than what they're doing to him now, considering everyone already thinks he's a liar and he's already posted his businesses' financials before.
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This is a ridiculous demand though that no one would agree to. I think it doesn't matter if he lies on the show or not because if confronted he's forced to take a position. No matter what position he takes he's backed into a corner because he's been playing both sides of the "I'm massively successful" vs. "I need your support now or everything will end" for so long. It's pretty clear from his public statements that Jeremy intends to come on the show and go with the massive financial success narrative. This is honestly the truth because no matter how you slice it at the end of the day he rakes in a ton of money every month off the grift. So then you just give him that and point out all the massive purchases and personal expenses we know about and pin him to the cross on why it's always a matter of life and death when he asks his fans for money when clearly the grift is just slowing down and he's addicted to a lifestyle he can no longer afford and he needs to adjust his personal spending on luxuries and stop milking his fans to pay for shit like fish tanks, expensive watches, and a fleet of cars that sit in a warehouse under the premise that it is base support for the content. It doesn't matter if he's still making tons of money because he's a greedy fat fuck and it will never be enough so he will continue to scam and lie to his fans and freak out every time his level of support drops no matter how much he's actually making. Honestly it's funnier mocking him if he is raking it in because he's a millionaire begging for scraps constantly because he's worried he will have to fire the guy who cleans his $50,000 salt water aquarium if he can't get 5 members a day to sign up to his paid Discord.

Either way this is only going to get funnier if his grift continues on it's current downwards trajectory. Every time he goes public and brags about how successful he is he burns more of his actual support and going on Kino Casino would bait his diehard supporters into watching and hearing the truth about his greed. It's a no win situation for him regardless if you dig to the actual truth or not.
 
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returnofthemacandcheese said:
This is a ridiculous demand though that no one would agree to. I think it doesn't matter if he lies on the show or not because if confronted he's forced to take a position. No matter what position he takes he's backed into a corner because he's been playing both sides of the "I'm massively successful" vs. "I need your support now or everything will end" for so long. It's pretty clear from his public statements that Jeremy intends to come on the show and go with the massive financial success narrative. This is honestly the truth because no matter how you slice it at the end of the day he rakes in a ton of money every month off the grift. So then you just give him that and point out all the massive purchases and personal expenses we know about and pin him to the cross on why it's always a matter of life and death when he asks his fans for money when clearly the grift is just slowing down and he's addicted to a lifestyle he can no longer afford and he needs to adjust his personal spending on luxuries and stop milking his fans to pay for shit like fish tanks, expensive watches, and a fleet of cars that sit in a warehouse under the premise that it is base support for the content. It doesn't matter if he's still making tons of money because he's a greedy fat fuck and it will never be enough so he will continue to scam and lie to his fans and freak out every time his level of support drops no matter how much he's actually making. Honestly it's funnier mocking him if he is raking it in because he's a millionaire begging for scraps constantly because he's worried he will have to fire the guy who cleans his $50,000 salt water aquarium if he can't get 5 members a day to sign up to his paid Discord.

Either way this is only going to get funnier if his grift continues on it's current downwards trajectory. Every time he goes public and brags about how successful he is he burns more of his actual support and going on Kino Casino would bait his diehard supporters into watching and hearing the truth about his greed. It's a no win situation for him regardless if you dig to the actual truth or not.
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Putting it that way does make it sound like the way funnier option, they should do that.
 
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I've featured this thread mostly for my own amusement but if you're not caught up, Hambly has been publicly waffling between asking people to step up with donos to help keep his employees from being let go, and discussing at length this extraordinarily indulgent hobbies and collections. He has (within just this year) discussed needing to take out $300,000 of personal unsecured credit to save his coffee business, needing thousands of Rumble subscriptions to keep his writers on staff, but also having a private jet, an orange farm, a saltwater aquarium in his private mansion, a collection of 20+ Rolex watches, and so many cars he needs extra storage space for his vehicle fleet.
 
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I feel the most ridiculous part of the grift of the hambeast is the simple lie that he's poor. I could believe he was cash poor. He is asset rich by a country mile. Vehicles don't hold value well, but they hold some. If he was truly in poverty, he would liquidate the planes first, then the cars, saving the watches for last if he's still fucking broke. He's done none of that. He has only continued to CONSOOOM. This nigga either has a secret stash, or he is in debt and does not care
 
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After penguin0 showed how much he made off YouTube in his time, I think quartering isn't poor. Or at least he shouldn't be. Knowing that he's an extreme consumer I could see him being poor, but he's a sponsored grifter who gets millions of views a month. So he shouldn't be. I wouldn't be surprised if he's just squeezing his paypigs for money.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
PPP said he could come on the show if he shows his tax returns. I thought that was pretty clear.
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That isn't what he wants. He wants to "clear things up". Showing his tax returns would shatter the illusion he's in the poor house. He wants to go on the show. He does NOT want to show 5 years worth of tax returns
 
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He's not actually poor poor. He's probably built up a solid nest egg over the past decade and is now reaching the point where he feels comfortable being a complete retard about money. This might also have to do with the recent fertility doc stuff. If it's looking unlikely for him to ever have a kid, then he probably figures there's no point in trying to build up long term assets anymore which further justifies being a complete retard about money.

Of course, when you decide to burn cash like a retard, there's a good chance you end up overspending. Either the market goes bad or you're otherwise basing decisions off of money that isn't guaranteed to come in.
 
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He’s the ultimate grifter with no value given whatsoever to absolutely anything. It’s because of how much I hate him that I truly do not believe he’s poor, bad things like that never happen to people I dislike, and knowing how things usually turn out for those I hate, he’s probably doing exceptionally well and still acting like this because he’s a fat disgusting leech who doesn’t know how to do anything except steal money from his brain dead audience
 
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Happy Little War Painter said:
If the Casino is willingly ignoring him for the bit, that's hilarious.
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Personally I think it's cucking the content but KC have said they don't want to give him the clout. It's a fair point, Hambly did the same thing to Metokur years ago, demanding to go on his stream but refusing to let Jim call into his own show because he wanted the Metokur audience. It got so stupid Keem had to sneak Jim on while Hambly was drunk.

Jeremy is the Glass Joe of Internet Bloodsports, he tends to just fold on everything when pressed:
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