Jim Can't Swim - Psychological deep dives into the criminally inept psyche

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Dreading would be decent if he wasn't such a virtue signalling faggot, his video on the Sarah Boone letters got me into that case and I was heavily invested in it for years. Also, wasn't the dreading guy associated with another lolcow? Illuminaughty or some other bitch? I forget
This is literally the first time of hearing about this channel. Though I don’t think he’s going to get added to my viewing habits based on his latest uploads looking like celebrity trials and poor rehashings of famous serial killer stories.

I just wish there was more bare bones true crime producers that had the minimal amount of commentary to help connect pieces of evidence and footage. I like EWU but there’s only so many “AND YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT THEY FOUND“ that I can take in one video.
 
Dreading would be decent if he wasn't such a virtue signalling faggot, his video on the Sarah Boone letters got me into that case and I was heavily invested in it for years. Also, wasn't the dreading guy associated with another lolcow? Illuminaughty or some other bitch? I forget
You're thinking of CreepShow Art. There's some decently compelling (imo) evidence in her thread that dreading is her husband Anthony pitching his voice down slightly:
I've been thinking on the slowed option for Anthony's voice versus just lowering the pitch. Someone in the subreddit brought up that one video has odd slowing in it:
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Here's the snippet from the video:
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But that comment on the subreddit, plus the comment from the sock account made me go back to the Anthony clip:
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It's just a 5% change in Audacity.
That thread has become totally schizophrenic though, so fair warning before you go reading through it.
 
dont think kizzume is TOO based because he tried defending Kero the wolf when that shit went down.
it also sounds like his role within JCS was simply like a Fivr higher or some shit
If you've watched his YouTube videos he's a very lefty fag who lives in Seattle. Definitely not "based."
 
JCS was using an AI blend on his last two videos, the one about the woman locking her boyfriend in a suitcase and the gooner weirdo. I barely got through them and haven't rewatched them since, even though I used to frequently rewatch videos.

I said used to because I slowly grew annoyed with the channel because they kept going back and editing shit out of their videos, or saying that their videos had been "deleted" which is the biggest amount of horseshit. It's just them trying to draw people to their Patreon.

Someone here already mentioned they edited the Stephanie Lazarus video, they edited the Jodi Arias one too and they've cut down parts of Dalia Dippolito and Yeardley's ex-boyfriend.

The theory I'm mostly hearing from their fans is that TCL is likely the last one part of the team, and he's just slopping out AI videos (bad scripts, bad voice acting) because the JCS channel absoloutely trumps him in subs, think like 5 million to 100k.



Edited to put this in: Seriously, 56 missing videos? And this playlist includes videos from some re-upload channel, J C S or whatever. There's no way YouTube is just that comically evil that it removes 56 videos about true crime but decides they can have 60 thousand other channels, doing the same thing. Or that they can keep up some of his darker videos--the ones about Col. Russel Williams and War Machine both feature extensive discussion of rape, and the Casey Anthony one revolves around child murder. 1733359011088.png
 
It's not just the AI voice over that sucks. This case isn't noteworthy or really worth covering. Two shitty pajeets commit murder to cover up fraud and then turn on each other.

This isn't a particularly insightful or interesting interrogation. There's no master plays on display by the Detectives to coerce the suspect, and the crime isn't well known or unique.

Compare it to the rest of the JCS catalogue and it falls short of the standards this channel was built on.
 
dont think kizzume is TOO based because he tried defending Kero the wolf when that shit went down.
I was just about to say the same thing before I saw your post. The AI voice it shit, but it felt weird watching some of those videos once I found out what Kizzume is about.

it also sounds like his role within JCS was simply like a Fivr higher or some shit
Yeah, he's a hired gun. Mandalore Gaming used him once for a parody skit of JCS on his Anonymous Agony video.
 
Dreading would be decent if he wasn't such a virtue signalling faggot, his video on the Sarah Boone letters got me into that case and I was heavily invested in it for years. Also, wasn't the dreading guy associated with another lolcow? Illuminaughty or some other bitch? I forget
Creepshow Art. She was an insane drama whore virtue signaler in the art commentary community (she was like the main authority/leader there on all the dramas, shes gotten a bunch of people cancelled) who got exposed for calling all her friends trannys and faggots on lolcow farms. Another bitch in art commentary, Emily Artful, made a super long vid exposing Creepshow and her fiance Anthony (who was emily's boyfriend) for stalking her and I think something about the fiance raping her? Creepshow disappeared then came back a year later and made like a 5 hour response video refuting all this by showing her 1000gb archive of everything emily has ever posted over a decade basically proving she is a stalker. She disappeared again after.

I 100% believe that the narrator for Dreading is Anthony. Everytime he mentions his "brother" behind the scenes I know its Creepshow. I can almost hear her shitty hopeless peaches video behind the script. The way they refer to "haters" as people with legitimate malicious intentions who are mad at them for exposing the truth is also very reminiscent of how Creepshow pretended to have a stalker and that all criticism of her was tied back to that (really it was just her on lolcow lol)


I stopped watching Dreading bc of how he started getting super fake mad 24/7 bc his fans like one way arguing with criminals more than doing actual analysis, but I honestly hope they never get truly cancelled for this.

I love that we can still have insane paranoid freaks operating behind pseudonyms. In a world of ai generated true crime slop, I enjoy the fact that there's a messy art commentary drama whore/lolcow farms poster/decade long stalker spamming out 5 hour scripts of nothing but calling criminals stupid over and over. It's fun.
 
I am on my knees praying to the good lord above that these AI voiceover true crime slop channels get neg-SEO'd into oblivion in the near future, not unlike those Reddit Text-to-Speech story channels from several years back. Some of you may recall that trend of content farms popping up in the late 2010s whose sole uploads were stories of dubious veracity directly pulled (like literally copypasted into a TTS program) various subreddits and sometimes /x/, usually horror or crime. It eventually became so oversaturated, the stories incrimentally more fake, and just blatantly a means to get easy subs and ad revenue that YouTube literally had to enstate a new policy to their AdSense TOS that effectively disallowed any sort of TTS content from being monetizable.

I don't think I really need to tell you what happened to most of these channels following the policy change. True crime is long overdue for this same genre death.
 
It's pretty rude to copy someone's voice with AI without asking. I read the tweet he made and I don't know if he consented?
If you've read through the read then you'd know that the narrator is a furfag far Leftie who made a video defending bestiality/animal snuff.

This reupload of a Metokur video is one of the only sources of the narrator defending Kero.


So, fuck 'em. Who cares that a bestiality defender isn't getting paid?

Even before they went dark you knew the channel was dying when they started to randomly cut down videos for no reason. I think it was that video with the women cop (Stephenie Lazarus) that went from over an hour to under a half which made me fully disinvest interest from the channel.

Thankfully EWU and Dr. Insanity mostly fill in the gaps for me. Though I need to the former to do less videos on black people because their stories always boil down to “sheeit nigga i jus fogot about muh kid“ or actual no-thoughts monkey rage that have no narrative intrigue.

The Jussie Smollet and R. Kelly videos were fantastic until they edited the fuck out of them.
 
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(Not so) small addendum: I actually thought Jim Can't Swim was straight up dead for a while up until a couple hours ago. Someone correct me if I'm wrong about any of this, but my understanding of the series of events was that they ceased producing new videos because they weren't able to make a return without either heavily editing their content to acquiesce to the monetizations standards of YouTube, or just outright paywalling most of it. The entire thing was a for-profit venture that they were running at a loss, so they ended up just... selling the channel to a third party.

I know that's kind of common for big channels that like to rest on their laurels (Smosh comes to mind, but the original owners bought the rights back last year), but it's usually done so with the expectation that the channel is still profitable. Why the fuck would JCS sell their rights to some pajeet clickfarm if the channel's business model was so doomed from the start?
 
I know that's kind of common for big channels that like to rest on their laurels (Smosh comes to mind, but the original owners bought the rights back last year), but it's usually done so with the expectation that the channel is still profitable. Why the fuck would JCS sell their rights to some pajeet clickfarm if the channel's business model was so doomed from the start?
Some people reach that fuck it point and decide to cash out.
 
If you've read through the read then you'd know that the narrator is a furfag far Leftie who made a video defending beastiality/animal snuff. This reupload of a Metokur video is one of the only sources of the narrator defending Kero. So, fuck 'em. Who cares that a beastiality defender isn't getting paid?
Man its just crazy to see these degenerate connections pop up again and again sometimes. On a side note I don't feel like Kizzume is even that unique of a voice that it would make finding a suitable replacement difficult. Plus his claims of "I just get scripts man" seemingly show that he's only tangentially involved. If the JCS team even cared or still exists I doubt they couldn't find new talent to narrate in wake of Kizzumes horridness. The switch to AI speaks more to the channels empty shell being inhabited by slothful parasites rather than anything close to the original JCS.
The Jussie Smollet and R. Kelly videos were fantastic until they edited the fuck out of them.
When they did the $1 Patreon I did subscribe for a bit and even their omnibus videos were better quality than their current re-edits. I don’t think there was a single re-edit that benefited anyone. Every single takedown and re-upload only seemed to shorten the raw footage and exacerbate increasingly poor commentary.
 
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