God, he's like the autistic version of the guys that buy their gfs tickets to sports games as "gifts" even though they don't like sports.
Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle
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Honestly he's actually less pathetic than they are.
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Regardless of who is pathetic, Jin still has delusions in marrying a fictional character while the person who spent Christmas whining about GamerGate thinks it's a literal terrorist group that wants to harass all women.
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...which probably says something about their respective human partner's mental state and/or character.
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I actually rather suspect that Twilight is to Jin what Jake is to Alison Rapp... one of these days we'll see an ad go up on craigslist "Hot horse waiting for lonesome bronies, US$ 150/hr, inquire at the Beard residence".
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...which probably says something about their respective human partner's mental state and/or character.
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Haha, now I'm picturing Jin whipping himself while thinking it's Twilight whos doing it.
And I really want to see the craziness thats going on on Redlight Ponyville, but I'm not brave enough to make an account there
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Maybe Curio just represents the person Taxman used to be before getting all messed up....which probably says something about their respective human partner's mental state and/or character.
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creamyfanta
kiwifarms.net
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Man I feel like my morbid curiosity might get the better of me one of these days and I'll make an account on red light pony ville.
Bleh.
One of you guys should do it so I don't have to
Bleh.
One of you guys should do it so I don't have to
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Haha, now I'm picturing Jin whipping himself while thinking it's Twilight whos doing it.
And I really want to see the craziness thats going on on Redlight Ponyville, but I'm not brave enough to make an account there
Yo, @MediExcalibur2012? How much sanity do you think you have left?
MediExcalibur2012
kiwifarms.net
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Literally any answer to that would spawn this with Powerlevel ratings
Speaking of Powerlevel; seems Jin hasn't changed a fucking bit. Wouldn't be surprised on what new type of sex position he's doing behind closed doors
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The poor kids toy. It has been through too much.
creamyfanta
kiwifarms.net
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Make an account there. Do it for the fam
MediExcalibur2012
kiwifarms.net
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I've done enough about him; he's now hidden away in his own safe space with his few delusional friends.
Fucking a toy till he drops
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This week marked my wife and I's 3rd wedding anniversary, and as part of the festivities we ended up going back and playing a whole lot of games for the first system that we ever played together. Suffice it to say, it was a very good week for Atari around here!
Ineligible
Clubhouse Games (Nintendo DS) - 48 minutes
Dementium: The Ward (Nintendo DS) - 58 minutes
Dementium II (Nintendo DS) - 103 minutes
Monopoly / Boggle / Yahtzee / Battleship (Nintendo DS) - 86 minutes
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Nintendo DS) - 575 minutes
System: Flaw (Nintendo DSi) - 45 minutes
Arcade
Centipede - 6 minutes
Ms. Pac-Man - 7 minutes
Pac-Man - 25 minutes
Super Breakout - 9 minutes
Atari 2600 (Emulated on Nintendo Wii)
Adventure - 27 minutes
Bee-Ball - 25 minutes
Centipede - 14 minutes
Defender Arcade - 3 minutes
D.K. VCS - 6 minutes
Fat Albert - 26 minutes
Flappy - 21 minutes
Frogger - 17 minutes
Galaxian - 4 minutes
Galaxian Arcade - 8 minutes
K.O. Cruiser - 46 minutes
Ms. Pac-Man - 35 minutes
New Pac-Man (8k Version) - 70 minutes
Pac-Man 4k - 30 minutes
Pac-Man Arcade - 7 minutes
Space Invaders Arcade - 4 minutes
Space Invaders Deluxe - 4 minutes
Wall Jump Ninja - 30 minutes
Atari 7800 (Emulated on Nintendo Wii)
Alien Brigade - 48 minutes
Centipede - 23 minutes
Donkey Kong - 50 minutes
Donkey Kong Junior - 35 minutes
Ms. Pac-Man - 23 minutes
Pac-Man Collection - 129 minutes
Robotron 2084 - 51 minutes
Scramble - 56 minutes
Space Invaders - 25 minutes
Xevious - 37 minutes
NES (Emulated on Nintendo Wii)
Donkey Kong - 9 minutes
Donkey Kong Junior - 9 minutes
Pac-Man - 8 minutes
Tetris - 36 minutes
Total Play Time This Week
1,888 minutes (31 hours 28 minutes) [973 minutes eligible]
Individual System Play Times This Week
Nintendo DS: 870 minutes
Atari 7800: 477 minutes
Atari 2600: 387 minutes
NES: 62 minutes
Arcade: 47 minutes
Nintendo DSi: 45 minutes
This week I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time talking about the tracker ineligible games that were played in my household, since there were just so darn many good ones that were eligible for the tracker that I could talk about instead. So, to summarize the ineligible games in once sentence (deep breath time): Monopoly / Boggle / Yahtzee / Battleship was utterly awful and every game in the compilation was broken in some way, System: Flaw was surprisingly good for being the first ever augmented reality game to receive a retail console release, the Dementium games are DS masterpieces, and the misses is still having a blast with Phoenix Wright. Whew! Now that the ineligible games are out of the way...
This week marked the first time in a long while that my household logged any substantial amount of Atari time, and it all started with the misses and I's wedding anniversary on Wednesday. At some point during the afternoon she suggested that we should go back and play some of the first games that we ever played together again, and while we no longer owned an Atari system and the original cartridges to play them with we did have a Wii with a well stocked emulator catalog and a nice arcade joystick controller to make use of. After a few games of Adventure for the 2600 (which is still one of my wife's all time favorite games), Frogger, and Ms. Pac-Man I suggested that we check out the Atari 7800 library as well. The misses is a big fan of the original arcade version of Pac-Man so I had her give Pac-Man on the Pac-Man Collection for the 7800 a go, and she had so much fun with it that before long she had me scouring AtariAge to see what other homebrew versions of Pac-Man were available. The short version of the story is that she ended up spending much of the rest of the week doing a comparative analysis between the arcade version of Pac-Man on our multicade and all the different 8-bit Atari and NES ports, and by the end of the week she had declared Pac-Man Collection for the 7800 the winner with New Pac-Man (8k Version) for the 2600 a close second. As far as the remainder of our anniversary went, we were having so much fun playing Atari together again that we ended up canceling the dinner plans we had made, ordered a pizza, and spent the rest of the night parked on the couch playing Atari and munching pizza. Not a bad way to spend an anniversary if I do say so myself!
Getting back to the games, all the Pac-Man comparisons eventually led to further exploration of the newer homebrews that I missed or never got the chance to play when I used to collect Atari 2600 games last year; and a lot of time spent delving into the Atari 7800 library on both the misses and I's parts. After taking turns playing Atari emulated on the Wii nearly every day this week, yesterday afternoon (between games of Donkey Kong for the 7800) my wife flat out said to me "Selling our Atari collection last year was a mistake, and we really need to rebuild it as soon as possible. Let's start with an Atari 7800." I was in complete agreement, and so began the system and controller price researching. The first thing I did was reserve one of the last few of UberArcade's amazing quality Atari 7800 / 2600 arcade sticks (which he is generously holding for us until I get paid on October 1st) since he won't be making any more once this batch is gone and I knew that we had to have one. The next order of business will be picking up a reconditioned Atari 7800 Pro System from Best Electronics, but they're currently out of stock right now and with the way our budget is looking after the cost of that arcade stick we may have to wait until the end of October or early November to get the system anyway. After that we'll be picking up a new Atari CX-78 trackball, one of the Best Electronics Atari Light Guns, then finally a Super Twin 78 controller from Edladdin for Robotron 2084 (which my other half ended up loving when she played it this week, much to my surprise) and the handful of Atari 2600 games like Stargate, Spy Hunter, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Riddle of the Sphinx, and so on that make use of the second joystick and/or buttons.
All totaled we're looking at around $600 for the Atari 7800 and controllers before the cost of any games, which is a ton of money for sure, but we don't have to get it all at once and it sure will be nice to be able to play Atari on real hardware again. And hey, if nothing else I think we learned a really important lesson this week: Atari will always hold a special place in my partner and I's hearts, so even if our interest in playing and collecting for Atari systems does wane now and then we should still never sell anything that says "Atari" on it. And those are words to live by.
Ineligible
Clubhouse Games (Nintendo DS) - 48 minutes
Dementium: The Ward (Nintendo DS) - 58 minutes
Dementium II (Nintendo DS) - 103 minutes
Monopoly / Boggle / Yahtzee / Battleship (Nintendo DS) - 86 minutes
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Nintendo DS) - 575 minutes
System: Flaw (Nintendo DSi) - 45 minutes
Arcade
Centipede - 6 minutes
Ms. Pac-Man - 7 minutes
Pac-Man - 25 minutes
Super Breakout - 9 minutes
Atari 2600 (Emulated on Nintendo Wii)
Adventure - 27 minutes
Bee-Ball - 25 minutes
Centipede - 14 minutes
Defender Arcade - 3 minutes
D.K. VCS - 6 minutes
Fat Albert - 26 minutes
Flappy - 21 minutes
Frogger - 17 minutes
Galaxian - 4 minutes
Galaxian Arcade - 8 minutes
K.O. Cruiser - 46 minutes
Ms. Pac-Man - 35 minutes
New Pac-Man (8k Version) - 70 minutes
Pac-Man 4k - 30 minutes
Pac-Man Arcade - 7 minutes
Space Invaders Arcade - 4 minutes
Space Invaders Deluxe - 4 minutes
Wall Jump Ninja - 30 minutes
Atari 7800 (Emulated on Nintendo Wii)
Alien Brigade - 48 minutes
Centipede - 23 minutes
Donkey Kong - 50 minutes
Donkey Kong Junior - 35 minutes
Ms. Pac-Man - 23 minutes
Pac-Man Collection - 129 minutes
Robotron 2084 - 51 minutes
Scramble - 56 minutes
Space Invaders - 25 minutes
Xevious - 37 minutes
NES (Emulated on Nintendo Wii)
Donkey Kong - 9 minutes
Donkey Kong Junior - 9 minutes
Pac-Man - 8 minutes
Tetris - 36 minutes
Total Play Time This Week
1,888 minutes (31 hours 28 minutes) [973 minutes eligible]
Individual System Play Times This Week
Nintendo DS: 870 minutes
Atari 7800: 477 minutes
Atari 2600: 387 minutes
NES: 62 minutes
Arcade: 47 minutes
Nintendo DSi: 45 minutes
This week I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time talking about the tracker ineligible games that were played in my household, since there were just so darn many good ones that were eligible for the tracker that I could talk about instead. So, to summarize the ineligible games in once sentence (deep breath time): Monopoly / Boggle / Yahtzee / Battleship was utterly awful and every game in the compilation was broken in some way, System: Flaw was surprisingly good for being the first ever augmented reality game to receive a retail console release, the Dementium games are DS masterpieces, and the misses is still having a blast with Phoenix Wright. Whew! Now that the ineligible games are out of the way...
This week marked the first time in a long while that my household logged any substantial amount of Atari time, and it all started with the misses and I's wedding anniversary on Wednesday. At some point during the afternoon she suggested that we should go back and play some of the first games that we ever played together again, and while we no longer owned an Atari system and the original cartridges to play them with we did have a Wii with a well stocked emulator catalog and a nice arcade joystick controller to make use of. After a few games of Adventure for the 2600 (which is still one of my wife's all time favorite games), Frogger, and Ms. Pac-Man I suggested that we check out the Atari 7800 library as well. The misses is a big fan of the original arcade version of Pac-Man so I had her give Pac-Man on the Pac-Man Collection for the 7800 a go, and she had so much fun with it that before long she had me scouring AtariAge to see what other homebrew versions of Pac-Man were available. The short version of the story is that she ended up spending much of the rest of the week doing a comparative analysis between the arcade version of Pac-Man on our multicade and all the different 8-bit Atari and NES ports, and by the end of the week she had declared Pac-Man Collection for the 7800 the winner with New Pac-Man (8k Version) for the 2600 a close second. As far as the remainder of our anniversary went, we were having so much fun playing Atari together again that we ended up canceling the dinner plans we had made, ordered a pizza, and spent the rest of the night parked on the couch playing Atari and munching pizza. Not a bad way to spend an anniversary if I do say so myself!
Getting back to the games, all the Pac-Man comparisons eventually led to further exploration of the newer homebrews that I missed or never got the chance to play when I used to collect Atari 2600 games last year; and a lot of time spent delving into the Atari 7800 library on both the misses and I's parts. After taking turns playing Atari emulated on the Wii nearly every day this week, yesterday afternoon (between games of Donkey Kong for the 7800) my wife flat out said to me "Selling our Atari collection last year was a mistake, and we really need to rebuild it as soon as possible. Let's start with an Atari 7800." I was in complete agreement, and so began the system and controller price researching. The first thing I did was reserve one of the last few of UberArcade's amazing quality Atari 7800 / 2600 arcade sticks (which he is generously holding for us until I get paid on October 1st) since he won't be making any more once this batch is gone and I knew that we had to have one. The next order of business will be picking up a reconditioned Atari 7800 Pro System from Best Electronics, but they're currently out of stock right now and with the way our budget is looking after the cost of that arcade stick we may have to wait until the end of October or early November to get the system anyway. After that we'll be picking up a new Atari CX-78 trackball, one of the Best Electronics Atari Light Guns, then finally a Super Twin 78 controller from Edladdin for Robotron 2084 (which my other half ended up loving when she played it this week, much to my surprise) and the handful of Atari 2600 games like Stargate, Spy Hunter, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Riddle of the Sphinx, and so on that make use of the second joystick and/or buttons.
All totaled we're looking at around $600 for the Atari 7800 and controllers before the cost of any games, which is a ton of money for sure, but we don't have to get it all at once and it sure will be nice to be able to play Atari on real hardware again. And hey, if nothing else I think we learned a really important lesson this week: Atari will always hold a special place in my partner and I's hearts, so even if our interest in playing and collecting for Atari systems does wane now and then we should still never sell anything that says "Atari" on it. And those are words to live by.
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Imagine that! The two player games were awful? I wonder why?
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The element of surprise is needed for Battleship and when you're playing both sides, it's not as much fun.
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Well, the same could be said about conversations... but that doesn't seem to phase him.
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Am I an awful person for wishing that a Master-Troll would take the initiative to kidnap/steal his befapped, disgusting pony-waifu?
Imagine the lulz and desperate blogposts that would follow! Especially if they'd do the only right thing and kill that thing with gasoline and fire.
Imagine the lulz and desperate blogposts that would follow! Especially if they'd do the only right thing and kill that thing with gasoline and fire.
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The only thing anyone motivated enough to steal that thing would do would be to come all over it himself.
So the ultimate result would be a bunch of pictures of Jin's waifu splattered with jizz and a series of taunting posts on /mlp/ or somewhere about how proud the pervert who did it was about cucking the fuck out of Jin.
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Honestly part of me is just waiting for the day that Jin's roommate gets fed up with his crap and burns all his Twilight shit in a garbage fire. The other part of me doesn't want this to happen because I know Jin is a fucking lunatic and would probably split his roommate's throat open with a knife in his sleep if that happened.
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Jin believes the soul of his plush can switch plush bodies at will. So he'd be annoyed it got stolen for sure, but e wouldn't consider it his "actual waifu" as I'm sure her claim she somehow switched bodies before being stolen.