Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

Count groudon said:
Honestly part of me is just waiting for the day that Jin's roommate gets fed up with his crap and burns all his Twilight shit in a garbage fire. The other part of me doesn't want this to happen because I know Jin is a fucking lunatic and would probably split his roommate's throat open with a knife in his sleep if that happened.
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Imagine what being Jin's roommate has to be like.
 
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GetShrekt said:
I heard about this guy a few years ago and thought it was pretty ridiculous then. Jesus Christ, he's still married to the damn plushie? :surprised:
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More or less. He thinks he's actually married to the actual character. So much so he even had pictures of his plushie in some creepy pictures where he has sex with it,
 
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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
The gift he made for Twilight Sparkle is revealed and it seems that he has some talent for building. It's a shame he wastes it on pony stuff.
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Even if building a gaming controller was something of an accomplishment, it's all wasted on a crusty plushie that is part of his sexual delusions. Truly that was money well-spent for a fictional wife.
 
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c-no said:
Even if building a gaming controller was something of an accomplishment, it's all wasted on a crusty plushie that is part of his sexual delusions. Truly that was money well-spent for a fictional wife.
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That's not even the most he's spent of that thing. He once bought her about $250 worth of Christmas presents once.
 
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Graffiti canvas said:
There's a vomit bucket around here somewhere. But this is old stuff. Might have been appropriated for more active cow threads.
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No, the vomit bucket was sent to a biowaste disposal facility years ago. Everyone got jack of having to clean the bloody thing every half hour. Now we just vomit into garbage bags and throw them straight into the skip when they're full.
 
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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
It's official, he knows about us.
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I like how he tries to say our psychology is similar to that of the KKK and ISIS. Truly we must be burning crosses and shouting "Allahu Akbar" as we discuss people like Jin. In all seriousness, this should fall under Kiwi Farms reviews.

clearing up my attitude said:
Pretty funny how he compares us to KKK, ISIS and abusers. Lmao wtf
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It's a way of trying to say how terrible we are. Really though, comparing us to the KKK is just autistic. We're just nothing more than autist talking shit about other autist on the internet.
 
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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
It's official, he knows about us.
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Heh. The first half of that made a decent, albeit naive, opening to what could have been a moderately interesting and sympathetic discussion on human instinct and character. After that it became laughable. Comparing people who discuss information that you freely and openly place on the web, to people who murdered and tortured millions for no particular reason, strikes me as lacking a certain sense of perspective. It effectively invalidates anything else he says, because anyone who reads the whole thing will be almost certainly dismiss him out of hand as a drama queen. At the end of the day, anyone who reaches a prolonged lolcow status is a shit awful person.

Oh, and Jin? Have you washed that filthy linen of yours yet? Last we saw "manky" was a thoroughly inadequate description.
 
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glass_houses said:
It effectively invalidates anything else he says, because anyone who reads the whole thing will be almost certainly dismiss him out of hand as a drama queen.
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Pretty much everyone has done that, even the one community of pony waifuists who should have been able to put up with his crazy ass.
 
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clearing up my attitude said:
Pretty funny how he compares us to KKK, ISIS and abusers. Lmao wtf
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AnOminous said:
Pretty much everyone has done that, even the one community of pony waifuists who should have been able to put up with his crazy ass.
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Theoretically, he'd be able to fit in with bronies and their waifuist sub-group but alas, he managed to alienate himself from those groups as well.
 
MrLooks said:
Lol but don't various autistic men marry the same ponies? How does that work?

I want to snort cocaine off of Applejack's asshole.
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In Jin's case, he does mental gymnastics where he believes his waifu came into our universe through a wormhole or something like that. Said waifu then notes how the show mirrored her life until a certain season. In other words, Jin just tries to delude himself into thinking his waifu is TRUE & HONEST and all others are just lies and knock-offs of the real thing.
 
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c-no said:
In Jin's case, he does mental gymnastics where he believes his waifu came into our universe through a wormhole or something like that. Said waifu then notes how the show mirrored her life until a certain season. In other words, Jin just tries to delude himself into thinking his waifu is TRUE & HONEST and all others are just lies and knock-offs of the real thing.
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This is largely what got him alienated from the vast majority of the other pony waifuists. I became a professional troll of that group sadly after the Jin years had since passed, but there were still grumbles throughout the community about how much of a crazy asshole he is.
 
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creamyfanta said:
This is largely what got him alienated from the vast majority of the other pony waifuists. I became a professional troll of that group sadly after the Jin years had since passed, but there were still grumbles throughout the community about how much of a crazy asshole he is.
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And since it got him alienated, it wouldn't be surprising of him being the kettle when he says bronies are terrible since he himself is one in all but name with all the Twilight Sparkle shit he owns.
 
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