Careercow JoeysWorldTour - Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer

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AnOminous said:
Even pigs have the excuse that they're pigs.
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Oi. Don't diss pigs. Pigs would be disgusted by this character.

I think it's sort of trying to be edgy in a juvenile way. The Man says you shouldn't stuff your face with lard, so that's what they do just to spite The Man. Of course, dying of a giant heart attack at barely over thirty is just The Man conspiring against them.

At least the HAES Tumblrinas have the decency to admit their autismal nonsense.
 
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I thought he was just a harmless laughable fatass until now. Oh well, he was actually deserves to be lynched left to right by Leafy's hordes. But now deep down I think he likes it because of edgy kids coming into his channel from time to time.

EDIT: One thing I want to know though, is he really a kiddy diddler?
 
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Oh my god... I feel ill, watching this trainwreck. Legitimately. Not just from his throw up stuff but from all the videos of all the garbage he is putting inside him on a regular, if not constant, basis.

I was going to get a sandwich for lunch, but now I'm thinking a light salad....If I can even get my appetite back by lunchtime.

But hey, this guy's Youtube channel is helpful if you're trying to diet, I guess.
 
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Staffy said:
I thought he was just a harmless laughable fatass until now. Oh well, he was actually deserves to be lynched left to right by Leafy's hordes. But now deep down I think he likes it because of edgy kids coming into his channel from time to time.

EDIT: One thing I want to know though, is he really a kiddy diddler?
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No he's just a gross fatty
 
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AnOminous said:
What is with these lardasses who seem to take some kind of sick pleasure in disgusting people with their vile, depraved, subhuman consumption of food? Even pigs have the excuse that they're pigs.
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They come from the school of thought that "any attention is good" even if it's negative. He reminds me of the gross kids at school when you were a kid who would eat bugs and grass, or mix up all their food at lunch where it looked nasty and ate it that way. All the girls would scream and go ewww and the guys would call him a nasty idiot and throw all sorts of recreational balls at him during recess and P.E. I think every school had one or two of these people. Ole Joey was definitely one of them.
 
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I can't help but feel bad for shame jockeys like this.

Suppose the upside to living this poorly is you don't have to worry so much about the future.
 
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Grubgrade is a much better food review source than half of YouTube's culture, EmmyMadeFromJapan blows this Shrek tier garbage out of the water.
 
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wagglyplacebo said:
OK since @CatParty convinced me that some people that review fast food in their car are worth watching, heres Joey's world tour (no touring the world included).
Joey is somehow one of the most annoying human beings on the planet, either when he's saying such things as "the tomatoes are tomatoey, the lettuce is lettucey" or the fifth time he's screamed "WOOWOWOWOWOW" st the top of his lungs to show that he likes a chicken sandwich.
He also used to do "challenges" more often, these so called challenges are mostly impossible tasks that give joey the excuse to puke all over himself and bask in his garbage bag like properties full force.
The nutella challenge.
The RAW CHORIZO challenge. (my personal favorite)
Here's his youtube, feel free to explore, he has hundreds of videos.
https://www.youtube.com/user/JoeysWorldTour

This next one has a little surprise for you ghostbustin folks out there.
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He gets to eat fast food for a job

Chris must be jealous as fuck of him
 
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Here's a fun drinking game for Joey's videos!
Take a shot every time he:
1. Uses a shitty accent
2. Uses an obnoxious voice that ISN'T an accent.
3. Eats like a six month starved gorilla. (This includes gross eating sounds and all. Drink the rest of your drink if he inhales the food item.)
4. Does that 'woowoowoowoo!' sound
5. Repeats himself.
By the end of it, your liver would've given up on you. Have fun.
 
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Shoenice is at deaths door he better make it count.

There are people who legitimately enjoy their booze as mature adults, and there are those who are just pathetic edge-trippers that will die a slow death. He is really the worst kind of alcoholic.
 
Yeah, I'm not gonna watch this fat fuck gorge himself on trash. Semper Fidelis to you all for describing how gross and annoying he is.
 
JustSomeFella said:
Great editing, but his passive-aggressive attitude with fast food workers and the way he treats his commentariat kind of nauseates me.
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His drunken "ASMR" video, which was more of an obnoxious midlife crisis, kinda put the nail in the coffin.

His friend he cooks with has beady eyes, like your typical Food-Front mobster.
 
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