Careercow JoeysWorldTour - Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer

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wagglyplacebo said:
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If his Dad rises up from the grave shouting "I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" then this'll be the greatest Father's Day ever.
 
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nyess said:
Say what you will about Asa, he hit the nail on the head
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Unlike this obese scumbag, I like most of Asa's work, even though he's a fatass himself (which means he can't really talk too much!), hence me posting this damn thing to begin with.
 
I haven't watched Joey in six or seven months because I can't stomach him, but recently he's been popping up on my Twitter feed a lot more often because he's shilling some truly terrifying merch.

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It's $35 "on sale" and it's just plain unsettling. The hyper-detailed face contrasted with the basic bitch cartoon body, his double chin/neckbeard combo, the lack of detail in his eyes making him look like a ghoul...There's so much going on.
 
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Clay Claymore said:
I'm gonna have to agree with Asalieri on this one. How is someone gonna eat Arby's Meat Mountain and give that awful mess a 15 out of 10? It's legit the nastiest sandwich and I'm hard-pressed to find anyone outside of people with poor taste say it's an amazing sandwich.
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Reviewbrah said something like it was like chopped dog food between buns. Then he gave it a 7 or something.
 
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Let's dust this cow off a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWuAGYGVJws

Holy shit a 3 star restaurant that's no small feat, the fact Joey is eating it feels so, wasteful. As a sucker for bread this video makes me just jealous. He can't even say Pain Au, correctly for someone who's got a background and education in cooking this is... sad.

I'm sure a nice little roll stuffed with chocolate like that is probably more calories than the fried chicken Joey gorges on.
 
Bassomatic said:
Let's dust this cow off a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWuAGYGVJws

Holy shit a 3 star restaurant that's no small feat, the fact Joey is eating it feels so, wasteful. As a sucker for bread this video makes me just jealous. He can't even say Pain Au, correctly for someone who's got a background and education in cooking this is... sad.

I'm sure a nice little roll stuffed with chocolate like that is probably more calories than the fried chicken Joey gorges on.
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He seems subdued in this video. All his commentary, though, is still the same "ooooh, tastes so good. Oh! The flavor! Mmmmm!", just in a quiter, calmer tone.
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz6uSDwtzKw

He can't make the i'm back with out a hacking cough. And found a food made for fat people, as he scarfs them down. He's so giddy in this video, it's as cute as it is sad. He calls them a Christmas decoration that made me laugh. It's one of those times, he meant to be funny.

He scores them a 9 wowowowowowoowowowoowowwo out of 10.
 
The worst part when he makes food porn videos was where he puts the camera so close to his mouth like he's doing a porn shoot. This is dead on unhealthy almost every day. :cryblood:


Edit: I'm fucking dumb. I scrolled through the past pages and someone already posted the video. (:_(
 
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