John Wick 4 and 5 - "Keanu's Gun-fu Show" meets "Fast and Furious"

John Wick isn't meant to be taken seriously

The worst thing about John Wick 3 was just how many boring parts there were.
The first one was clever enough to portray its atmosphere and plot in a way that was fairly believable. Up until the 2nd one it was more or less okay, by the 3rd one it went off the rails.
 
if he doesn't pistol whip somebody with a Mercedes Benz in this one, I'm gonna be pretty disappointed. also horse karate is a real thing, look it up
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Trailer really does just look like 3 but with different actors playing the "story" characters.

Also this might be late but I don't see that dyke adjudicator in the character posters anywhere. Good.
 
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I think it would be funny if the final scene in the whole series is John going to relax playing Call of Duty online. But He sucks because He never played before.
 
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Back to the desert again?

I dunno. I've already told people I'd see this with them in theaters but I'm not feeling excited for this one. 3 was already overly long and boring.
 
Seeing the news about that long gestating "Ballerina" spinoff, Ana de Armas was the main reason why her scenes in No Time To Die were the only fun part but I'm not confident.

I recently came across a "John Wick's Ballerina" "proof of concept" action practice short posted by action choreographer Vlad Rimburg a few years ago, a lot of these indie stunt teams and action filmmakers make these sort of shorts to show off what their people can do and I'd be surprised if there was a sequence in the actual Ballerina film, if it ever does come out, that had direction like these four minutes.

 
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I'm sure it will be the dumbest, I already assumed that with blade/wrist blocking bullets.

But it will probably still be fun enough so *shrug* I'll see it with some friends.
 
Journos and critics are paid shills, the higher the score, the worst the movie.

The first film is by a wide margin the best in the series but has the lowest score. That's not a coincidence.
You're the same guy who legit believes RLM are paid shills too in some thread lmao
 
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