JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Part 9 Jojolands currently ongoing

Who's your favorite JoJo?

  • Jonathan

    Votes: 30 6.5%

  • Joseph

    Votes: 182 39.6%

  • Jotaro

    Votes: 38 8.3%

  • Josuke

    Votes: 64 13.9%

  • Giorno

    Votes: 33 7.2%

  • Jolyne

    Votes: 29 6.3%

  • Johnny

    Votes: 66 14.3%

  • Gappy

    Votes: 18 3.9%
  • Total voters
    460
Woke Blue Muttlema said:

Some of you may hate me for bringing this up but it serves as an excuse to bring up your more autistic ideas.
In case you don't want to see it: The theory is that the reason Hol Horse and Jousuke tag along for Demonic Heartbreak is that Hol Horse is the long-forgotten son of Joseph and the real father of Jousuke. The Hol part of his name is in reference to Holly and the Horse part is because Joseph brings him during a business trip, gets kidnapped, and adopted by ranchers that teach him horse riding. The mullet is supposed to hide the birthmark and what leads Hol Horse to want to shoot DIO is realizing he has it too. Hol Horse has mastered the Joestar technique. At some point, Hol Horse is supposed to get to Japan around the same time Joseph visits so he banks on his appearance to get a place to crash, money, and bangs Tomoko.

Ngl, I kind of like how autistic the concept is. Prolly because of Rice Pirate's Blood Sun Vendetta.

So I ask you this, do you have any candidates for a secret member of an established lineage in JoJo? No Mamezuku, too easy.
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I may be wrong, but IIRC, Shuckmeister is a massive lolcow in the JoJo fandom.
 
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Xenomorphs Are Cute said:
I may be wrong, but IIRC, Shuckmeister is a massive lolcow in the JoJo fandom.
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I mean he is. He went on a tangent about how Part 6 was bad because Jolyne knew a thing that she shouldn’t know yet Jojo characters normally know the most obscure of facts for fights. Also he bitched about CG backgrounds and acted like he was a journalist when he posted leaked footage that was never meant to be seen.

Not to mention when he says dumb shit he does the whole “Lol twitter is just offended by everything” take that idiots use to make themselves look smart.
 
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Woke Blue Muttlema said:
The mullet is supposed to hide the birthmark and what leads Hol Horse to want to shoot DIO is realizing he has it too.
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And yet he still works for him after that anyway?

I haven't watched the video, to be honest, and I know Dio has the whole extreme intimidation/fear/hypnosis thing going on, but in what might be a headcanon, I always figured Joestars are immune to it.

Otherwise, why not stun them with fear and either convince them to work for him, or if his love/hate relationship with Jonathan is that deep (probably is), just kill them on the spot?
 
Doctor of Autism said:
I mean he is. He went on a tangent about how Part 6 was bad because Jolyne knew a thing that she shouldn’t know yet Jojo characters normally know the most obscure of facts for fights. Also he bitched about CG backgrounds and acted like he was a journalist when he posted leaked footage that was never meant to be seen.

Not to mention when he says dumb shit he does the whole “Lol twitter is just offended by everything” take that idiots use to make themselves look smart.
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Not to mention his bitching about Part 6's CGI was over the most obscure things and led to him being so mocked he was trending on Twitter.

All the while people brought up how much of Part 5 used CG.
 
Travoltron said:
This is interesting. It seems like it's true that all comics/manga artists swipe. It makes me feel bad for those novice mangaka who were canceled by Twitards in the last few years for doing the same thing.
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Philosophically speaking, where’s the line between swiping and reference/homage anyways? Is it okay when Araki does it because he’s very open about his referencing and doesn’t pretend otherwise?
 
Gar For Archer said:
Philosophically speaking, where’s the line between swiping and reference/homage anyways? Is it okay when Araki does it because he’s very open about his referencing and doesn’t pretend otherwise?
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Yes. Its also because he doesn't opine that he is a genius for knowing some basic bitch cultural knowledge, its just a cool reference.
 
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Man I just want to say that Netflix really is the most evil thing to have happened to Jojo, and I dread how they'll handle the remainder of Part 6, and I hope they stay far away from Parts 7 and 8.


Like the anime itself is good and Part 6 is handled better than some anime (like MHA and Attack on Titan in comparison to other shows), but it's still sad how the release schedule is probably going to get people to hate Part 6 more because Netflix are a bunch of braindead assholes.
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
Man I just want to say that Netflix really is the most evil thing to have happened to Jojo, and I dread how they'll handle the remainder of Part 6, and I hope they stay far away from Parts 7 and 8.


Like the anime itself is good and Part 6 is handled better than some anime (like MHA and Attack on Titan in comparison to other shows), but it's still sad how the release schedule is probably going to get people to hate Part 6 more because Netflix are a bunch of braindead assholes.
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I think I would have preferred it be delayed as a whole than getting invested in the first half(?) and having to wait at least a year to see more. At least when Part 3 did it, the wait was a couple of months and was at a point where it made sense and didn't leave you with blue balls.
 
Dumpster dived waifu said:
I think I would have preferred it be delayed as a whole than getting invested in the first half(?) and having to wait at least a year to see more. At least when Part 3 did it, the wait was a couple of months and was at a point where it made sense and didn't leave you with blue balls.
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The issue is this is more on Netflix who clearly wanted a batch release. There probably would've been a delay but Netflix clearly rushed David Production.
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Man I just want to say that Netflix really is the most evil thing to have happened to Jojo, and I dread how they'll handle the remainder of Part 6, and I hope they stay far away from Parts 7 and 8.


Like the anime itself is good and Part 6 is handled better than some anime (like MHA and Attack on Titan in comparison to other shows), but it's still sad how the release schedule is probably going to get people to hate Part 6 more because Netflix are a bunch of braindead assholes.
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Tfw Stone Ocean is your favorite part and Netflix fucked up so badly that anime-only fags jump onto the hate train for it based off that alone
 
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Tfw Stone Ocean is your favorite part and Netflix fucked up so badly that anime-only fags jump onto the hate train for it based off that alone
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Yes and that's sad. Fuck shitflix for fucking over Jojo and I hope after Part 6, they either learn from their mistakes or the rights are revoked.
 
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Woke Blue Muttlema said:

Some of you may hate me for bringing this up but it serves as an excuse to bring up your more autistic ideas.
In case you don't want to see it: The theory is that the reason Hol Horse and Jousuke tag along for Demonic Heartbreak is that Hol Horse is the long-forgotten son of Joseph and the real father of Jousuke. The Hol part of his name is in reference to Holly and the Horse part is because Joseph brings him during a business trip, gets kidnapped, and adopted by ranchers that teach him horse riding. The mullet is supposed to hide the birthmark and what leads Hol Horse to want to shoot DIO is realizing he has it too. Hol Horse has mastered the Joestar technique. At some point, Hol Horse is supposed to get to Japan around the same time Joseph visits so he banks on his appearance to get a place to crash, money, and bangs Tomoko.

Ngl, I kind of like how autistic the concept is. Prolly because of Rice Pirate's Blood Sun Vendetta.

So I ask you this, do you have any candidates for a secret member of an established lineage in JoJo? No Mamezuku, too easy.
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Doesn't Dio have like the ability to sense the presence of the Joestars due to him inhabiting Jonathan's body?
If that's the case why wouldn't he give Hol Horse the slurp?
 
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