jokes thread - WE NEED MORE DEAD JOKES THREADS

[Kattybat]

Me and my entire life.

Can I have my "original" joke award now?

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

A blonde woman went to her doctor on a follow up visit, fuming angry.

"Doc, you no good son of a bitch, I still have hemmorioids!" she screeches at him.

Doctor says. "Wait, I prescribed you some suppositories that were supposed to help with that? Didn't they?"

The woman, indignant, says "Hell no they didn't! For all they were worth, I might as well have stuffed them up my ass!"

 

[Edgelord Vampire]

Why don't old women have sex?

Spoiler

Have you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

 

[sodaboard]

what's the difference between a jew and a canoe
a canoe tips

 

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0:10

 

[souschef]

WHAT KIND OF CANDY IS NEVER ON TIME?

chocolate

 

[Edgelord Vampire]

What's the worst thing about going down on your grandma?

Spoiler

Banging your head on the coffin.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I've shared this one before but it's my favorite.

How do you get a witch pregnant?
You fuck her.

 

[Edgelord Vampire]

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

Spoiler

You can unscrew the lightbulb.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

My uncle's dying wish; he wanted me on his lap one more time.

He was sitting in an electric chair.

 

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Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

sauce: https://www.boredpanda.com/adult-jokes/

 

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this video is funny so it counts.

 

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Post in thread '623-36-4798'

Jul 14, 2026

How do you know if your chainsaw is racist?

When you start it up it sounds like: "runrunrunRUNRUNNNNNNnnnniggerniggerniggerniggernigger"

• The Un-Clit

Reactions: x 2 x 1 x 1

 

[Mister Fister]

What do you yell when you see your TV floating at night.
"DROP IT NIGGER"

 

[green&brown]

What do you call an Italian undead?

A gaba-ghoul.

 

[Mister Fister]

Why was the Black causality rate so high in Vietnam?
When Sarge would yell get down, the Blacks would start dancing.

 

[Party Cheese]

Everyone has heard of Murphys Law, but have you heard of Coles Law?

Spoiler

It's like, shredded cabbage, maybe carrots, in a tangy mayonnaise based dressing...

 

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@0 0 is heccing funi ngl





thread sauce https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kf-jannies-are-getting-worse-by-the-second.249504/

 

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why did the scarecrow won the nobel prize? its his work was outstanding in its field.

(stolen from botchamania 534 ending)

 

[Chicken Neck Nelly]

What's the difference between a contemporary Irish dancer and a Black Israelite?

One's a new jigger and the other's a Jew nigger