🎭 Dramacow Jon Ritzheimer - Militia LOLcow

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Dain Bramage said:
Oh, they have been asking everyone on the outside to help send them vittles and other supplies, delivered via the USPS (nope. Not gonna happen).

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And BTW, does anyone know who this fine young specimen of Patriot DNA is? He looks like he got kicked in the head by a mule as a child.
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That's Ryan Bundy, one of the militia's leaders and my personal favorite of the militia folk.

The face of patriotism:

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Abby said:
That's Ryan Bundy, one of the militia's leaders and my personal favorite of the militia folk.

The face of patriotism:

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I know it's not right to judge intelligence on looks. So for his sake I hope he's some sort of physicist. Ryan here is going to make them all far more famous then they want to be. lol
 
Zim said:
I know it's not right to judge intelligence on looks. So for his sake I hope he's some sort of physicist. Ryan here is going to make them all far more famous then they want to be. lol
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Let's be serious Banjos where dueling when he was conceived, and in the delivery room as well, and if you where to draw his family tree you'd have to use a spirograph to get even close to the truth.
 
Abby said:
I like how he's got the same pocket constitution in his shirt as Jon does in his car video. Continuity!
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I love how some genius saw people spinning the bible to get people to do what they want on social and economic issues and then realized they could spin the constitution to fool the same stock of inbreds on matters of policy. Like how many lawyers do you see carrying around copies of their favorite legal documents like holy scripture?

Well looks like they're going to try and back out of this foolishness, fun while it lasted.
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/ryan-bundy-well-leave-if-community-wants-us-to/

“Right now, things are sensitive,” Bundy said. “I don’t need this turning into some media thing. We are not trying to be malicious in anyway shape of form. The oppression … we want it to stop.”
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Jesus christ muh oppression. Horseshoe theory strikes again.
 
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ChuckSlaughter said:
I love how some genius saw people spinning the bible to get people to do what they want on social and economic issues and then realized they could spin the constitution to fool the same stock of inbreds on matters of policy. Like how many lawyers do you see carrying around copies of their favorite legal documents like holy scripture?

Well looks like they're going to try and back out of this foolishness, fun while it lasted.
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/ryan-bundy-well-leave-if-community-wants-us-to/



Jesus christ muh oppression. Horseshoe theory strikes again.
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These guys have some pretty high expectations of their local sheriffs. I think the last time the Bundy's were standing up to the federal government they wanted the county sheriff to collect all the BLM's and federal agents' firearms and deliver them to the Bundy household.

The Church of Latter Day Saints has even denounced these guys. So, add them to the list along with all of Oregon, the Marines, and the two people whose arrest they're protesting.

I wonder if anyone's taken from the Jace book of weenery and mailed Jon some Korans yet.
 
This has got to be the most inept attempts at doing a standoff by a group like this I've ever heard of. It's not like they were "forced" into a siege situation without warning, these idiots presumably sat down and planned this out.
Also, has anyone seen anything about their water situation? Cause I can imagine they just brought a couple of cases of budweiser and thought that was enough.
 
GabeRegan said:
This has got to be the most inept attempts at doing a standoff by a group like this I've ever heard of. It's not like they were "forced" into a siege situation without warning, these idiots presumably sat down and planned this out.
Also, has anyone seen anything about their water situation? Cause I can imagine they just brought a couple of cases of budweiser and thought that was enough.
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What's worse is some of them are Mormons. It's actually a scriptural requirement to keep at least a year of food in storage.
 
I am SO glad these idiots have a thread. The "standoff" is hilarious...hypocritical right-wing loonies suffering due to their own poor planning. :lol:
 
GabeRegan said:
This has got to be the most inept attempts at doing a standoff by a group like this I've ever heard of. It's not like they were "forced" into a siege situation without warning, these idiots presumably sat down and planned this out.
Also, has anyone seen anything about their water situation? Cause I can imagine they just brought a couple of cases of budweiser and thought that was enough.
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AnOminous said:
What's worse is some of them are Mormons. It's actually a scriptural requirement to keep at least a year of food in storage.
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I think they brought more food than they're admitting. Rather, they want some sympathetic dupe to try and bring them supplies then promptly get gunned down by the Feds. Then they have a martyr to rally around and can win over people who were previously indifferent.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
While old Yukio was arguably cray cray (and way beyond the edgiest edge of the right wing lunatic fringe), he was also a pretty competent novelist. I can't see this yokel writing a novel. If he tried, it would probably be called "Hank Hiccupped" and tell the story of how some brave rednecks keep teh gubinmint from stealing their pigs.
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His politics aside, Yukio was up for the Pulitzer Prize how many times? Twice? Comparing him to this guy who probably has a latrine instead of indoor plumbing is either historically ignorant or willfully dumb.

In any case, this scenario in Oregon is readily solved by putting flood lights on the building 24/7 and blasting the theme to The Munsters Today on loop until they go crazy.
 
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Morbid Boredom said:
I think they brought more food than they're admitting. Rather, they want some sympathetic dupe to try and bring them supplies then promptly get gunned down by the Feds. Then they have a martyr to rally around and can win over people who were previously indifferent.
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With these guys, absolutely clownish incompetence is the norm rather than the exception.
 
#daddysworeanoath is a great hashtag on twitter btw:


even the guy from the mountain goats got into it:

 
This shit's hilarious. The first ones who chicken out could be held hostage and released in exchange for Doritos or something.
 
AnOminous said:
What's worse is some of them are Mormons. It's actually a scriptural requirement to keep at least a year of food in storage.
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Most Mormons dont actually keep more than a few months worth at home.
(Source: I live in Utah)
 
I can't say I've ever heard of a Militiacow before.

Kiwis, have we covered someone like this before?

EDIT: Someone who wasn't :jace: at any rate?
 
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