🎭 Dramacow Jon Ritzheimer - Militia LOLcow

[Morbid Boredom]

What's worse is some of them are Mormons. It's actually a scriptural requirement to keep at least a year of food in storage.

Most Mormons dont actually keep more than a few months worth at home.
(Source: I live in Utah)

Correct, the official LDS website advises the faithful build up gradually, and even warns against buying all of it at once if it would break the bank.
https://www.lds.org/topics/food-storage?lang=eng

"Three months" is the figure that kept getting mentioned in that link, I imagine that's the de facto rule -one year simply isn't feasible for most people. Surely there must be people in SLC and Provo that live in apartments and condos who would be hard-pressed to store three months, let alone twelve months, of food.

Bundy and the "Moolitia" in Nevada didn't have that worry. Cliven Bundy had space for storage, plenty of time (and money) to build up a hoard, and live cattle to supplement his dried goods.

With these guys, absolutely clownish incompetence is the norm rather than the exception.

I dunno. Cliven Bundy was able to convince most Americans he was just a simple rancher (either a hard-working American or a yokel depending on your politics) when he was a moderately successful small businessman who had been cheating the system for twenty years. He and his kin must possess some low cunning.

Ritzheimer strikes me as a man of passable intellect, probably damaged by his experiences in the service.

I can't say I've ever heard of a Militiacow before.

Kiwis, have we covered someone like this before?

EDIT: Someone who wasn't at any rate?

No, this is definitely new territory for us.

I know I'm repeating myself, sorry: I find that right-wingers tend to be stolid. They can be just as stupid and selfish as any SJW, but they don't "milk" as well. They rage once or twice then shrug and add you to the enemies list.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Yup.

Just like the douchey pic of a fictional cosmetic surgeon that is your avatar.

Indeed Dr. Christian Troy is white as well. Also crazy like these hillbillies. Point?

I like how he's got the same pocket constitution in his shirt as Jon does in his car video. Continuity!

I wonder if he's ever read it.

So what's the point of the pocket constitution? Like do they get into arguments about the constitution so much that they have to carry it? Do they think it'll stop a bullet like in the movies and are sure they'll get shot where they place it? Seems like such a dumb thing to carry around.

 

[Jaimas]

No, this is definitely new territory for us.

I'm genuinely surprised, all things considered.

So what's the point of the pocket constitution? Like do they get into arguments about the constitution so much that they have to carry it? Do they think it'll stop a bullet like in the movies and are sure they'll get shot where they place it? Seems like such a dumb thing to carry around.

I sort of wonder if this is like that sovereign citizen bullshit thing we saw earlier?

 

[Zim]

So what's the point of the pocket constitution? Like do they get into arguments about the constitution so much that they have to carry it? Do they think it'll stop a bullet like in the movies and are sure they'll get shot where they place it? Seems like such a dumb thing to carry around.

I'm assuming it's something they carry around to wave in cops faces when they get pulled over for whatever reason. They're shit disturbers. They know they're shit disturbers. So they keep these things on them at all time because they know they'll end up in a confrontation with the police eventually and waving a constitution around while bitching about their rights being violated (illegal search and seizure for example) is the best way to make the biggest scene.

 

[systemlord_baal]

Funny guys this Ritzenheimer.

 

[Squealer]

Is he the real life version of the marine trained teen Tyce? or is he somehow worse.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

BTW he's not a native Oregonian, he's from Arizona. This shitty little retard baby made news a couple months ago when he claimed he was going to "arrest" US Senator Debbie Stabenow for treason after she voted in favor of the Iran Nuke agreement.

Even the freakin' Michigan Militia didn't want anything to do with him.

 

[Squealer]

BTW he's not a native Oregonian, he's from Arizona. This shitty little exceptional individual baby made news a couple months ago when he claimed he was going to "arrest" US Senator Debbie Stabenow for treason after she voted in favor of the Iran Nuke agreement.

Even the freakin' Michigan Militia didn't want anything to do with him.

Her name is StabENow, he's just doing the white man's work

 

[AnOminous]

Most Mormons dont actually keep more than a few months worth at home.
(Source: I live in Utah)

I'm aware Mormons don't always keep strictly to their beliefs.

Otherwise this joke wouldn't exist.

Why do you take two Mormons fishing with you?

Because if you take just one, he'll drink all your beer.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I agree that he's a lolcow and most definitely crazy, but just a quick question:

Why describe him as a skinhead in the OP?

I haven't seen anything he said or done that would link him to the neo-nazi movement, or any racist comments whatsoever. Did he rant about Jews/ZOG somewhere and I just missed it or something?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I agree that he's a lolcow and most definitely crazy, but just a quick question:

Why describe him as a skinhead in the OP?

I haven't seen anything he said or done that would link him to the neo-nazi movement, or any racist comments whatsoever. Did he rant about Jews/ZOG somewhere and I just missed it or something?

He's organized a bunch of anti-Muslim rallies.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Is he the real life version of the marine trained teen Tyce? or is he somehow worse.

Ritzheimer is a United States Marine Corps veteran. The USMC esprit de corps holds that "once a Marine, always a Marine", he probably has an Other Than Honorable Discharge -he claims he was booted over his chest tattoo and he receives government assistance, so he wasn't thrown out in a court-martial. I imagine most Marines would agree that he's a marine, even if they personally feel he's a dope.

I agree that he's a lolcow and most definitely crazy, but just a quick question:

Why describe him as a skinhead in the OP?

I haven't seen anything he said or done that would link him to the neo-nazi movement, or any racist comments whatsoever. Did he rant about Jews/ZOG somewhere and I just missed it or something?

He's a bigot ("Fuck Islam") with a shaved head, so the confusion is understandable. I don't think he has a sufficiently coherent set of beliefs to really make him part of any political movement. As was pointed out, even the Michigan Militia didn't want him.

 

[seagull]

This dude is amazing. He's usually on the local news every time he has a protest, but I didn't think he was a potential cow until I read this article:
http://www.azcentral.com/story/news...i-alert-phoenix-anti-islam-activist/76456924/

Summary: The Islamist Post called him "American Taliban" and a terrorist. Ritzheimer posted of a video of himself in car with a gun saying that he was driving to New York to confront them. Someone alerted the FBI, and Ritzheimer turned around as soon as the FBI told him he would be searched by state troopers at the New York state border. However, he also turned off his phone and went cash only at that point, so the FBI put an alert out.

Here's an article of him explaining in detail what happened: http://www.abc15.com/news/region-ph...islam-rallies-back-in-valley-after-fbi-alert-

He has also held a rally outside Walmart after they stopped carrying Confederate flags: http://www.azcentral.com/story/news...walmart-confederate-flag-rally-abrk/29751799/

He appears to live specifically in a development in Peoria, AZ (a suburb west of Phoenix). I'm a bit disappointed it isn't a trailer park.

 

[Hyperion]

#daddysworeanoath lol

"I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."

Pretty bad a Soldier knows the oath better than a Marine, but the Army is the oldest branch. #MusclesAreRequiredIntelligenceNotEssential

 

[Internet War Criminal]

He's organized a bunch of anti-Muslim rallies.

Yeah, right. See that's my point: Skinheads (well, really Boneheads) are something specific. They are neo-Nazis, they have certain beliefs, a dress code, specific tattoos etc. It's not just shaving your head and being a shithead.

As far as his rallies, were they anti-Islam or anti-Muslim? Either way I don't see how that would be racist either, as Islam is a religion practiced all over the world by 1.5 billion people.

There are some neo-Nazi and skinhead elements in diverse militias, I'm just saying that this doesn't seem to be one of them

He's a bigot ("Fuck Islam") with a shaved head, so the confusion is understandable. I don't think he has a sufficiently coherent set of beliefs to really make him part of any political movement. As was pointed out, even the Michigan Militia didn't want him.

Yeah I saw that last part, and yeah the confusion is understandable but I just wanted to make sure I hadn't missed anything about him like a Stormfront account or something

 

[waffle]

I have some pretty deep sympathies for the militia movement, but any one that willingly associates with the Bundys after the Bundy ranch debacle is a retard.

The constitutionilist/militia guy/whatever you want to call it movement has been working for years to distance them selves from racism and prove their not Nazis. So, of course, right after the movement's biggest victory (not getting killed by the feds at Bundy ranch) Cliven Bundy goes and makes a rambling speech about how much he hates black people. Among the right wing that isn't retarded there's a pretty big "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me" sentiment about the Bundys.

 

[JU 199]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sbGdMKpHDDE

I like how he's got the same pocket constitution in his shirt as Jon does in his car video. Continuity!

So it's Ritzheimer's version of the sonichu medallion?

I wonder if he thinks it has magical powers too

 

[Dain Bramage]

Cliven Bundy was able to convince most Americans he was just a simple rancher (either a hard-working American or a yokel depending on your politics) when he was a moderately successful small businessman who had been cheating the system for twenty years.

And then he opened his pie hole about black people and slavery.

Why describe him as a skinhead in the OP?

Simple.....

1. He's got no hair, on purpose.
2. Shitty body tattoos. Not ADF level, but close.
3. The Bundy Militia types have already got a track record for being racists (as shown by the Cliven Bundy video I linked earlier).
4. Ever see many minorities in these militias? They're more white than a Menthos commercial. Total Aryan sausage party.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

BTW he's not a native Oregonian, he's from Arizona. This shitty little exceptional individual baby made news a couple months ago when he claimed he was going to "arrest" US Senator Debbie Stabenow for treason after she voted in favor of the Iran Nuke agreement.

Even the freakin' Michigan Militia didn't want anything to do with him.

Because Arizona needed to look even more backwards.

 

[CatFace]

When do we get pics of his Warhammer collect?