🎭 Dramacow Jon Ritzheimer - Militia LOLcow

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Reading this guy's wikipedia entry makes me feel sorry for his kids. He makes no legitimate effort to consider the needs of his family. He sells right wing bumper stickers because he got kicked out of the USMC over a tattoo and there is a good chance he's finally going to prison after all of this.

I'm sure he'll tell you that he's "saving america for them" or something stupid like that.
 
He probably has a severe case of Islamophobia and autism. Tell him not to worry and that most of these guys fighting in ISIS are just friendly people and that damn FOX NEWS can go fuck itself right in the asshole.

These guys are friendly and happy see:
 
He suffers from the curse of all Lolcows, the inability to shut up.

This guys is absolutely bonkers.
It really makes me laugh how guys like this complain about the government harassing them when it's actually extremely easy to keep the feds off you. All you have to do is not break the law. Most of the time as long as you leave things alone law enforcement will not give two craps about you. Even complaining like he is here about 2nd amendment rights is kind of dumb. If you don't like the gun laws then move to a state where no one cares about guns like Florida or something.

This guy is absolutely Jace if Jace was into real things instead of Deagles and Call of Duty.
 
Zim said:
All you have to do is not break the law. Most of the time as long as you leave things alone law enforcement will not give two craps about you.
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I'm going to laugh when some skiddie ween gets busted for shit that has nothing to do with kiwis and mentions your name just because it's easy to remember and he wants to be extra cooperative.
 
The best part is that Ritzheimer and his ilk are doing this for nothing, the individuals who are going to jail that they're "protesting" want nothing to do with them.
 
I love The Onion's article about these guys.

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/wha...urce=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

But this RL Facebook post I found somewhere really has me ROFL'ing:
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Posting more of these meme pics as I find them, for lulz of course.

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The 25th Cyberman said:
How does the militia movement in general not have a thread yet?
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A lot of these dudes don't really react to criticism beyond soundbites. "I am a marine. Banned from chat".

A Social Justice Warrior gets offended and fusses because all they have are words. These assholes shrug and add you to the enemies list.
 
Update: Looks like the Feds aren't going to give them their grand gun-battle like they hoped. Instead, the Feds are just going to cut off utilities and let the idiots freeze in the dark.

“After they shut off the power, they’ll kill the phone service,” the government official added. “Then they’ll block all the roads so that all those guys have a long, lonely winter to think about what they’ve done.”

Stalingrad II: Electric Boogaloo.
 
If all else fails, there's one man out there who's fit to shut down this whole baby raping operation.

 
ChuckSlaughter said:
I'm going to laugh when some skiddie ween gets busted for shit that has nothing to do with kiwis and mentions your name just because it's easy to remember and he wants to be extra cooperative.
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They'd have to get in line. Shaner called dibs on putting me in the jails 4 lyfe.

Dain Bramage said:
Update: Looks like the Feds aren't going to give them their grand gun-battle like they hoped. Instead, the Feds are just going to cut off utilities and let the idiots freeze in the dark.

“After they shut off the power, they’ll kill the phone service,” the government official added. “Then they’ll block all the roads so that all those guys have a long, lonely winter to think about what they’ve done.”

Stalingrad II: Electric Boogaloo.
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It's the best thing the feds can do. A war of attrition is always the best choice when you have unlimited resources and the idiot terrorists have only what you let them have. Plus it's far more embarrassing for the rednecks this way.
 
Dain Bramage said:
Update: Looks like the Feds aren't going to give them their grand gun-battle like they hoped. Instead, the Feds are just going to cut off utilities and let the idiots freeze in the dark.

“After they shut off the power, they’ll kill the phone service,” the government official added. “Then they’ll block all the roads so that all those guys have a long, lonely winter to think about what they’ve done.”

Stalingrad II: Electric Boogaloo.
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Link?
 
I love militia-morons. Want to destroy the government while relying on the government to not starve to death in the cold. The Fed's solution makes me smile too.
 
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Just to give you an idea how much food we're probably looking at. The most valuable visible thing there is that big bag of grain. It looks like they might also have a tub of beans there but anyhow
If they ration at 1000 calories a day that bag will last 5 days if it's 40lbs and 10 days if it's 80lbs... All of them are fat or buff so you can eyeball that unless they have a massive store of lard somewhere that they plan on dumping on everything they eat... that food can't last them more than two months.

I am astonished they bothered to bring that weight set and giant radio, pumping iron on rations is absolutely retarded. Like I figured these guys probably eat and breathe this sort of stuff and would have planned much better. I don't know what sort of things they thought they were going to be preparing for but I'm pretty sure it's not going according to plan.

I would say that they're just trying to disrupt the feds ability to plan by getting them to underestimate their preparedness but I can't imagine they'd come out right out and ask for supplied like they have.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
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Just to give you an idea how much food we're probably looking at. The most valuable visible thing there is that big bag of grain. It looks like they might also have a tub of beans there but anyhow
If they ration at 1000 calories a day that bag will last 5 days if it's 40lbs and 10 days if it's 80lbs... All of them are fat or buff so you can eyeball that unless they have a massive store of lard somewhere that they plan on dumping on everything they eat... that food can't last them more than two months.

I am astonished they bothered to bring that weight set and giant radio, pumping iron on rations is absolutely retarded. Like I figured these guys probably eat and breathe this sort of stuff and would have planned much better. I don't know what sort of things they thought they were going to be preparing for but I'm pretty sure it's not going according to plan.

I would say that they're just trying to disrupt the feds ability to plan by getting them to underestimate their preparedness but I can't imagine they'd come out right out and ask for supplied like they have.
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Oh, they have been asking everyone on the outside to help send them vittles and other supplies, delivered via the USPS (nope. Not gonna happen).

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And BTW, does anyone know who this fine young specimen of Patriot DNA is? He looks like he got kicked in the head by a mule as a child.
 
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