JonTron Thread

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Jontron is such BS

Obviously I deserve to be called the Texas Hammer.
Depends. Do you have the Texan Spirit to be called as such?
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Do you wield a hammer?
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Are you even a lawyer?
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There's a lot of things that go into becoming The Texas Hammer you know?
 
Jontron is such BS

Obviously I deserve to be called the Texas Hammer.
Depends. Do you have the Texan Spirit to be called as such?
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Do you wield a hammer?
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Are you even a lawyer?
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There's a lot of things that go into becoming The Texas Hammer you know?
Are you two Xenomorphs not aware that you are not Texans? Besides that, the real Texas Hammer should be this guy
And he's a propane salesman
 
Speaking off, it makes me curious how well his sponsors pay him on top of whatever he gets from youtube. Especially since he's got a team of people with him, and likes doing practical gags with sets and props.
I emailed his team pretending to be a sponsor to find out how much a Jontron sponsorship goes for and holy shit he charges $2,000,000 per endorsement, no wonder he gets away with uploading infrequently.

Edit: Stop rating this informative the link is of the brown chewing character
 
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