JonTron Thread

[Becomemysoulreaver12]

I'm happy that Adler himself speaks in his Spanish commercials. It's far more hilarious and memorable than if he hired a fluent Spanish speaker.

As a spanish speaker I can tell you that I didnt understand a thing he said, but he got the spirit.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Jontron is such BS

Obviously I deserve to be called the Texas Hammer.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Jontron is such BS

Obviously I deserve to be called the Texas Hammer.

Depends. Do you have the Texan Spirit to be called as such?

Do you wield a hammer?

Are you even a lawyer?

There's a lot of things that go into becoming The Texas Hammer you know?

 

[TVB]

Jontron is such BS

Obviously I deserve to be called the Texas Hammer.

Depends. Do you have the Texan Spirit to be called as such?
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Do you wield a hammer?
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Are you even a lawyer?
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There's a lot of things that go into becoming The Texas Hammer you know?

Are you two Xenomorphs not aware that you are not Texans? Besides that, the real Texas Hammer should be this guy

And he's a propane salesman

 

[BirdUp]

why the fuck did he get rid of the intro song

 

[Seventh Star]

why the fuck did he get rid of the intro song

You might as well ask where's Jacques, or the video game reviews.

 

[McMitch]

You might as well ask where's Jacques, or the video game reviews.

He really should bring back Rockington.

 

[AverageQuarianEnjoyer]

He really should bring back Rockington.

But he lost Rockington

 

[Mac Monster]

why the fuck did he get rid of the intro song

He made a new one for the Dan Aykroyd video and stopped using it immediately afterward.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

But he lost Rockington

He lost a ROCK!

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

You might as well ask where's Jacques, or the video game reviews.

Whatever did happen to Jacques?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Whatever did happen to Jacques?

Got too old to be pulled out and put on video all the time. Still alive, just retired from videos. Last appearance was in 2020.

 

[Mac Monster]

Got too old to be pulled out and put on video all the time. Still alive, just retired from videos. Last appearance was in 2020.

He's a green cheek conure, which live for about 30 years. He will be with Jon for a long time.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Got too old to be pulled out and put on video all the time. Still alive, just retired from videos. Last appearance was in 2020.

Huh.

I thought the canon was he cooked him into a stew.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

How is Jontron still a boogeyman among journalists?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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How is Jontron still a boogeyman among journalists?

He had the audacity to not grovel and apologize to his betters, and thus, he must be punished.

 

[DocAwe]

JonTron, even as spotty as his video drops are, is still one of the best utoobers out there.

 

[Rick The Stick]

JonTron, even as spotty as his video drops are, is still one of the best utoobers out there.

Speaking off, it makes me curious how well his sponsors pay him on top of whatever he gets from youtube. Especially since he's got a team of people with him, and likes doing practical gags with sets and props.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Speaking off, it makes me curious how well his sponsors pay him on top of whatever he gets from youtube. Especially since he's got a team of people with him, and likes doing practical gags with sets and props.

I emailed his team pretending to be a sponsor to find out how much a Jontron sponsorship goes for and holy shit he charges $2,000,000 per endorsement, no wonder he gets away with uploading infrequently.

Edit: Stop rating this informative the link is of the brown chewing character

 

[Chilson]

I emailed his team pretending to be a sponsor to find out how much a Jontron sponsorship goes for and holy shit he charges $2,000,000 per endorsement, no wonder he gets away with uploading infrequently.

Fucking based. Only content creator who could ask that price, gets it and most importantly actually deserves it. God damn madlad.