Manosphere Jordan Peterson - Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos

[Runforyourlife]

Gotcha covered brother professor ...

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Where the fuck is the complete series blu ray at???

 

[Sargoy of Mossad]

Sure, if you're the type of fool who thinks looks are everything.
She's taking a suggestive picture with her baby in the background ffs, the vibe that gives of is one of major irresponsibility and thotness (nice parenting there, Jordan).

Dude, I'm not talking about marrying the girl or even having some sort of meaningful relationship longer than 30 seconds.

Edit: Guys, it's a joke. Take it easy

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Some shit that 8ch /pol/ found about him
http://archive.fo/Sifn3
http://archive.is/aRu47

I doubt Peterson is secretly a communist although I do believe he is on the left. As a side note, I always think it’s funny how some anons will deny the holocaust then talk about gassing Jews, furries, etc.

I personally vouch for Peterson to become a cow on the IF thread. (After the OP and title are cleared up). I think I have good reasons. When he gets posted as a cow, it will be a great "exceptional honey trap".

I can picture it right now. The thread will get maybe 10 or 15 pages of "meh, he's not really a cow" with some weird tweets. Then like a work of magic, one of his Peterson exceptional crew won't be able to help himself, will create an account and Chimp out massively on his thread. Providing the laughs and also atracting attention. The exceptionality of his followers is well documented and I can personally vouch for.

Then more shit about Peterson will come to light as the thread gets more reaction and life. Maybe even the great Jordan will engage if he feels attacked enough.

I do think it deserves a good thread. And we have @Diabeetus rule of thumb proven so why not? At the very worse it'll just get necroed, but imagine the possibilities if a good autistic vein gets tapped.

By the way, the Title should reflect how much of a shillbag Peterson is. "Internet daddy simulator" is fine the other stuff... meh. I'd suggest "Zir Jordan peterson, money thirsty Canadian Psychologist, SEVERELY DEPRESSED, Cosmo Magazine girls quiz editor, Dirty Leaf, lives in squalor."

I’ve said it before, but JP isn’t as lulzy as his fans and detractors. He’s kinda like Anita Sarkessian in that regard. They both make their enemies look dumb by triggering them, have a professional veneer, and monetize the autism storm that they create. Like Anita, his fanboys and alogs generate plenty of lulzs. The former can’t take criticism of their father figure and the latter get triggered by the mere mentioning of his name. We can milk both.

Soviet Art and Communist propaganda looks fucking rad as shit. I'd love to see people do cool American spins on the style.

I can’t find it now, but I saw some cool art in either a Chilean, Paraguayan, or Argentinian political magazine. It was argueing that Obama was turning the US into a socialist nation. It was a right wing magazine and read like a more professional /pol/ lite. I do remember it was published as a reeeeeeaction to Obama winning a second term. The art was supposed to be a jab at Obama and inspire fear of a communist take over of the US (followed by the rest of the world) but it looked very cool. It had a few poster like drawings of Obama reminiscent to famous depictions of Lenin, Mao, Stalin, etc. It also had faux propaganda posters depicting construction and factory workers in a Comminist style but with American symbols and more red, white, and blue. It looked very cool. I really wish I had bought it since I can’t find it online...

 

[CervixHammer]

obligatory: "Apple Cider produced an overwhelming sense of impending doom. I didn't sleep for 25 days."

(at 14:30)

and when his daughter ate soy and saw her brother turn into a demon:

(at about 13:55)

 

[2 litre soda]

From Maps of Meaning:

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Why was he specifically googling the term "bikini"?

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

Dude, I'm not talking about marrying the girl or even having some sort of meaningful relationship longer than 30 seconds.

fftopic:, but if 30 seconds is how long you typically last, then it's little wonder your sex life consists of lusting after lolcows on Kiwi Farms.

 

[cecograph]

 

[Army Burger]

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I see he's having his "TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg" moment

 

[Angry New Ager]

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Lobsterboys everywhere: "Oh, Dad--Dad, no. That's not how the internet works, Dad. Here, let me show you..."

Who knew the Internet Daddy Simulator would be so uncannily accurate, and detailed in its behavior?

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

when he claims that the literal interpretation of religion is something nobody believes when it's exactly what every religious person believes

lol wut

Who "literally interprets" an entire religion? How do you even go about this? Do you literally interpret the sacred texts themselves, or their commentaries, or the surrounding theological works? Do you literally interpret the doctrines of any and/or all given denominations and sects?

 

[Cinderblock]

"The Precosmic egg" Holy shit, it's insanity. Literal Jungians are fucking dumb

If Peterson is characterised by one thing, I'd say it's resentment. If I remember correctly he had already 500 hours of youtube lecutres on his channel before his pronoun breakthrough. Barely any views before that incident. And a book that largely went unknown. I think Peterson wanted to be recognized as a public intelectual a long time ago, and 2016 was just his year. It explains his super shilling and conference spawning mania, not to mention a rapid pump of a book. All to create the image of the new Nietzsche he always wanted to have, because he never had enough attention as a child.


Also he very subtlely bragged about his IQ. "In excess of 150" He says, almost as a thrwoaway comment but we know who you are profesor. You'll be always in your heart a member of /lit/.

0:34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeW9Mymrprg

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

"The Precosmic egg" Holy shit, it's insanity. Literal Jungians are fucking dumb

If Peterson is characterised by one thing, I'd say it's resentment. If I remember correctly he had already 500 hours of youtube lecutres on his channel before his pronoun breakthrough. Barely any views before that incident. And a book that largely went unknown. I think Peterson wanted to be recognized as a public intelectual a long time ago, and 2016 was just his year. It explains his super shilling and conference spawning mania, not to mention a rapid pump of a book. All to create the image of the new Nietzsche he always wanted to have, because he never had enough attention as a child.


Also he very subtlely bragged about his IQ. "In excess of 150" He says, almost as a thrwoaway comment but we know who you are profesor. You'll be always in your heart a member of /lit/.

0:34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeW9Mymrprg

But now people know that book and are talking about that stuff with him. I'd say he's probably happy he's got a pulpit to talk about it from. He talks about authoritarianism more than pronoun shit these days.

 

[Cinderblock]

But now people know that book and are talking about that stuff with him. I'd say he's probably happy he's got a pulpit to talk about it from. He talks about authoritarianism more than pronoun shit these days.

Yeah. He's happier I guess. He's got his fame and he's got his reputation.

If he doesn't stop taking himself so seriously he'll become the next Chopra. His inability to have a human conversation with Sam Harris without turning into a black hole of :autism: has me doubt that capability of his (To be fair, it was the fault of the two of them). I'd like to see him one day getting Richard Spencered and see how he reacts.

 

[Redd]

Saw a clip earlier but not the full video. If bullshit was music this speech would be an orchestra.

Spoiler: It's your brother's turn on the Nintendo

Spoiler: Some JP threads on Reddit

Obvious bait:
www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/808kcb/not_sure_if_i_f23_can_go_through_with_boyfriends/

Old fashioned stupidity:
www.reddit.com/r/JordanPeterson/comments/8krxub/can_anyone_explain_this_is_this_proof_that_maybe/

Fake rage porn:
www.reddit.com/r/JordanPeterson/comments/9qzida/i_lost_my_editing_job_for_making_jbp_memes_on/

One of the funnier trolls I've seen:
www.reddit.com/r/JordanPeterson/comments/9pan7h/i_took_my_girlfriend_to_see_jordan_peterson/

I find his community more exceptional than him in most cases

 

[Medicated]

I think he was okay when he was just talking about his actual specialization where he had working experience as a clinical psychologist. I feel as if this whole cult that's formed around him has given him delusions of grandeur though.

I wonder if he is just thinking this could finally be his big break he has been waiting for and is milking it for all it's worth.

It's like people hanging off his every word and ask him questions about stuff he's barely qualified for like "Who is your Smash Bros main?"

But I suppose that's what internet popularity does to some people.

 

[lowkey]

JP isn’t as lulzy as his fans and detractors. He’s kinda like Anita Sarkessian in that regard.

I dunno, the people calling the $5 a minute jesus hotline to be saved from their sins I find sad, but it's the people in front of the camera running their tricks that I find funny, particularly when they either claim a history they don't have (like sarkeesian) or try to stack up these cloudcastles of lies; I dunno, I find it fascinating to watch.

I mean it's basicly the same business as those street eye doctors in Nigeria:

Just slightly more sophisticated.

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Okay maybe he really is like anita.

 

[NimertiS]

His daughter deserves a thread too, she's nuts

 

[spikespiegel]

Found this patreon post interesting: http://archive.li/t0iSj

 

[lowkey]

"Dave Rubin and I have been discussing the establishment of a PAteron-like enterprise that will not be susceptible to arbitrary censorship."

Much like the earlier proposed AI to test for postmodernism/marxism in university courses, I expect to not hear much about this again. Because you still need financial services and paypal and credit card processors have been no less willing to censor/deplatform.

Though it reads like a "please don't stop supporting my patreon, even if they behaved badly!"

And if you think about it, it even looks like a move to get Sargon's prior patreon audience.