Josh's Broken Dick - A thread for Ralph's obsession with Null and the Farms as a whole

[Randy Lahey]

maybe a 3d printed model based on a scan of the cock?

@Null does not wanna be a 3D sex dick in the White House!

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Ladies and people who will respond pretending to be a woman:

Which would you rather have sex with and why...
- Josh's boring average size penis that has trouble cumming due to his circumcision
- Ralphs rock hard raw and uncut rootin tootin sperm shooting mephis style baby corn sized penis

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Ladies and people who will respond pretending to be a woman:

Which would you rather have sex with and why...
- Josh's boring average size penis that has trouble cumming due to his circumcision
- Ralphs rock hard raw and uncut rootin tootin sperm shooting mephis style baby corn sized penis

Ralph looks like he smells worse than Josh, what with the alcoholism and the folds between his gunt and the rest of his body. No matter how good his dick might be, I don't want to have to lift up a festering beery gunt in order to get to it. No dick is worth that. That, and "he takes a long time to cum" isn't really such a bad thing, better that than too fast.
Plus Josh would feed me breakfast afterwards.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ralph looks like he smells worse than Josh, what with the alcoholism and the folds between his gunt and the rest of his body. No matter how good his dick might be, I don't want to have to lift up a festering beery gunt in order to get to it. No dick is worth that. That, and "he takes a long time to cum" isn't really such a bad thing, better that than too fast.
Plus Josh would feed me breakfast afterwards.

We've already seen his dick. It's gross and small.

 

[TaterFarmer]

I'm saving myself for Jessica Yaniv!

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I gotchu
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I was trying to eat, you fucking monster.

EDIT: Spoilers next time.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

Yeah, but now that you put the idea out there, we're guaranteed to get this thread filled with nsfw Ethan/Josh

"Ahve never been real good at being wrong," Ethan sighed as his butthole pulsed with the beating of Josh's heart, "but ahm glad I was wrong about your dick bein' broke. That was... Was illuminating."

"Jawsh, ahm a gay man. Ah can say that now. All these feelings you unleashed are...just...will you be gay with me forever, Jawsh Conner Moon?"

Josh remained silent, answering Ethan's question by pushing even deeper into Ethan's velvet sex.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

I'm sure gunt is living it up in California right now and not lurking in a thread about Joshua Moon's penis.

 

[RichardRApe]

This thread is really, really fucking gay.

I didn't really agree with this post at first but watching what this thread has degenerated into I do now.

 

[Sriracha]

I didn't really agree with this post at first but watching what this thread has degenerated into I do now.

Actually while we're here Ralph wanting to spite fuck Josh's mum is way more gayer than this thread. Especially when Josh looks so much like his mum.

 

[High Tea]

Ladies and people who will respond pretending to be a woman:

Which would you rather have sex with and why...
- Josh's boring average size penis that has trouble cumming due to his circumcision
- Ralphs rock hard raw and uncut rootin tootin sperm shooting mephis style baby corn sized penis

I'd go door number 3 (no offense), but if you must pick between the two, I'd choose Josh. He seems very determined and detail oriented, tries to fix things if they aren't going right, can handle a little banter. Those qualities could translate to the bedroom. If you just want a quick fuck or to get pregnant fast, you go number 2.

 

[AltisticRight]

This is a thread about Ralph's obsession, guys.

 

[MeltyTW]

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What's funny is all 3 of those are usually true about Ralph's sphere and associates.

This is a thread about Ralph's obsession, guys.

But ralph having an insignificant clitty is a big (lol well small and metaphorically impactful) reason why he likes Josh's cock so much. Plus I don't think ralph is wrong to like Josh I just want him to be honest about his feelings towards nools duck

Which would you rather have sex with and why...

Peg ralph, I'm a manly man and not a yucky girl but the answer seems obvious especially with good old Ronnie paving the way to make his quivering boi pusay wet and willing

 

[Geoff Peterson]

Karen Farms was a far more clever name than Broke Dick Farms, even if it still wasn't that funny. But then again Chris has a bent duck so Broke Dick Farms is also fitting.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

What the fuck is happening in this thread? You’re supposed to be mocking the guy who’s obsessed with Josh’s fully-functional dick, not becoming him.

Which would you rather have sex with and why...
- Josh's boring average size penis that has trouble cumming due to his circumcision
- Ralphs rock hard raw and uncut rootin tootin sperm shooting mephis style baby corn sized penis

Take it to Tinder dude.

Edit: you’ve made me think about it now FFS, but I reckon I’d be safe from both by virtue of living in Josh’s least-favourite country and being able to out run walk the Gunt.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

And if no one could guess he was into interracial stuff when Nora is not Caucasian, I don't know what to tell you.

Desperation ≠ fetish

 

[Thumb Butler]

I'm saving myself for Jessica Yaniv!

Get in line, because I was there first.

 

[nekrataal]

I feel like if you have a 3 inch when hard cock hidden under a gunt flap you really don’t have much room to talk about other dudes peckers.

 

[Mary Magdalene]

I know way too much about null's dick and sex life now. Thanks Ethan Ralph, very cool!

 

[Lame Entropy]

Ralph needs to hurry up and do something stupid already if we're just going to sit around talking about dick.