JUNE 13th 2018 the truth....

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If I hadn’t known what this was before hand no one would be able to convince me this was a human being

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Decided to count how many times Amber checks herself out/preens on camera. It was the only way I could get through the video.

30. Thirty times. Sometimes for fifteen seconds at a time. JFC.
 
View attachment 472938 I've said it before. Her skin is dog shit.
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Get some fucking chap stick

Yo, Amberlynn. Cleanse, exfoliate, tone, then moisturize your thirsty ass face. Putting makeup on your face is like watching workers apply a coat of paint over popcorn ceilings. If you can afford to stuff your face, you can also afford a decent skincare routine.
 
For some reason Asian buffet scents become quickly embedded in clothing and hair. You absolutely reek of the food, a spicy, fried smell, and it doesn't go away until you wash your hair and change clothes. How often does Big Al eat at this buffet weekly? How often does she wash her hair or her cardigans? How bad did the two of them smell at the movies?

I don't know why no one else in that house will get Twinkie's nails cut. Just scoop him up, drive him to the vet, and be done with it. Yeah, AL is technically the owner and yeah she'll raise holy hell but what exactly is she going to do that is so unendurable they prefer to watch that little animal suffer? Call the police and tell them that someone performed routine maintenance on her dog for no cost to her? Tantrum like a toddler? Hit them? Shit without closing the door? Let her tantrum. I wouldn't be able to sit back and watch an animal suffer and deteriorate like that and if AL didn't like it she could feel free to move the fuck out and pay someone else to cart her to buffets and wipe her ass. I'd love to know what the dynamic is that causes them to refuse to call her out or otherwise intervene when she either passively or actively hurts animals.

Even if she has dirt on them you have to imagine they have similar dirt on her. You know they have all witnessed something gross go down around Amber - massive skid marks on underwear, chronic flatulence, clogged toilets, a close look at that miserable bra, her true shower schedule, how many dollars worth of their food she has binged on. The list is endless. So hopefully one of them will intervene soon and just tell her to pound sand and that the destruction will be mutually assured if she tries to engage in a petty call out because they finally got Twinkie's nails trimmed.
 
Why is she into duckface anyway?
Do girls still do that???
I think of it as a really old trend that has been mocked and pointed out so much that even the most basic of bitches stopped that shit ages ago.
 
Why is she into duckface anyway?
Do girls still do that???
I think of it as a really old trend that has been mocked and pointed out so much that even the most basic of bitches stopped that shit ages ago.

She thinks it makes her face look slimmer and her lips look fuller. She'll still be making those stupid faces in the camera/mirror all day when she's bedridden, thinking she's the most beautiful woman alive.
 
.but are you saying she didn't really leave a tip at the Chinese restaurant? Even at a buffet...
No, I didn't say that they didn't leave a tip. I assumed she didn't leave a tip.
I don't know why no one else in that house will get Twinkie's nails cut. Just scoop him up, drive him to the vet, and be done with it.
Don't you remember the cat saga?
if AL didn't like it she could feel free to move the fuck out and pay someone else to cart her to buffets and wipe her ass.
Here's the thing, your standards are different than theirs. Becky, and I suspect the boys, to an extent, are financially dependent on Amber now, and might not be willing to rock the boat, or worse, see their sugar mama flounce away from there.

You and I might choose to live with fewer "luxuries" just so we don't have to be around Amber, but they chose otherwise.
 
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