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Oh, you were just a loser. Let me help you, so was EVERYONE else. They were just losers with different hobbies and different cliques. Don't get down on yourself because other kids seemed like they were having a better experience. I was a 4.0 student that lettered in 3 sports and had a pilot's license at 15, I was a loser too because I really liked Nintendo and skipped some homework, practices and even a game or two to play Tecmo Bowl and Afterburner or even spent a night watching planes land at the airport. You're fine, don't feel like you're a bad person because you played video games instead of whatever you feel like the acceptable thing was. So long as you graduated you have nothing to feel bad about
 
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Dunno why, but this made me laugh when I saw it on Plebbit today.

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“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”
 
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@I am a nigger I IMPLORE YOU TO HAVE FAITH AND TIME, FOR I WILL, HENCEFORTH, REVEAL THE PLAN, WHEN SAID PLAN IS COMPLETED AND I HAVE REVIEWED THE PLAN TO ENSURE ITS COMPLETENESS, ALONG WITH A SUPPLY OF MANGOES, WHICH HENCEFORTH, WILL BE OUR PRIMARY GOAL, ALONG WITH MONEY TO BUY SAID MANGOES, THE PLAN WILL REQUIRE TIME AND FAITH, I am a nigger, JUST ONE MORE SCORE, ERGO, A SCORE IN WHICH MONIES WILL BE RETRIEVED ILLEGALLY, THUS TO FUND THE PLAN, IN WHICH WE WILL PROMPTLY LEAVE, AND RETIRE TO OUR MANGOES.
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BigRuler said:
being a loser in high school is defined purely by social status. hobbies, extracurricular stuff, grades, that stuff doesnt matter by itself. what matters is how popular/social you are, and if you get girls.
you can be top of your class and multiple award winner in several school clubs, but if you're a loner and a virgin then at the end of the day you're still a loser.
likewise, you can be a total lowlife who smokes weed all day, has no hobbies, and gets trash grades - if you got plenty friends and get laid, you still win. well, unless you fuck up so hard that you end up dropping out, getting expelled, or in jail.
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When someone in the Marching Band gets laid, they're still losers. Doubly so because they're only fucking other members of the Marching Band.
 
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