Just got dumped - Post funny shit

I'm willing to bet at a bar near your house there's a lovely MILF with an hourglass figure, plump tits and a nice thicc bottom wishing for a Prince on a White Horse to come whisk her away to his magic kingdom for a night of loving. You should go find her and take her back to your place to get over the bitch that wronged you (Also she won't mind if your White Horse is a '92 Honda Sedan and if you tell her the seats are soft there's a good chance she'll pull her jeans and panties to feel it for herself.)
 
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8777BB5 said:
I'm willing to bet at a bar near your house there's a lovely MILF with an hourglass figure, plump tits and a nice thicc bottom wishing for a Prince on a White Horse to come whisk her away to his magic kingdom for a night of loving. You should go find her and take her back to your place to get over the bitch that wronged you (Also she won't mind if your White Horse is a '92 Honda Sedan and if you tell her the seats are soft there's a good chance she'll pull her jeans and panties to feel it for herself.)
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I'm confused. Does he show her vids of Chris at the bar or over breakfast?
 
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I am a nigger said:
Even I know that's a lie.
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i'm really sorry abotu lying on KiwiForum.Com. I'll try not to do it again. Hope you get over your autism and have many happy people luck in the future. thanks for reading :)
 
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