Just got dumped - Post funny shit

[Nazi vegeta]

what are relationships like

I put my dickle in ur coochie while we scream in eachother's face.
So tons of fun.

 

[UnKillFill]

Spoiler: Funny Shit

 

[polonium]

lol you're bad at sex

 

[BILLY MAYS]

hope this cheers you up OP

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Just remember the old wisdom:
If she breaks your heart, break her legs.

 

[160048]

So did @are you a boi or a grill

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

why'd you get dumped

His gf probably came over while he was watching that spicy new vid of Chris jerking it to Smash Mouth.

 

[Jellyfish]

For your consideration.

 

[drtoboggan]

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Steve Harvey has gigantic donkey teeth.

 

[I am a nigger]

His gf probably came over while he was watching that spicy new vid of Chris jerking it to Smash Mouth.

Funny enough, I tried showing her the "I want it that way" cover a few days ago.

 

[J A N D E K]

 

[rabbitgay]

I used to have some pretty acute social anxiety and the thing that helped me overcome it was, believe it or not, working in customer service for a while. Sure, it was shitty, and I came to hate working with the general public, but being exposed to a variety of social situations helped me become desensitized to them, in a way. It also helped me practice small talk, which has actually improved my personal relationships; it means a lot to other people to feel like they're not only being heard, but that you're genuinely interested in what they have to say. People like to gauge relationships by the serious conversations that you have with someone, but you can't always have dramatic, deeply personal, and thought-provoking discussions; in fact, those seemingly mundane exchanges you have throughout the day can be a huge factor in the dynamics of your relationship.

Social skills can be difficult if you tend to avoid social interaction, but like with anything, practice is what makes perfect. Whenever you get the chance, pay attention to how people engage you; make notice of the people who make you feel good or at ease when talking to them. What do they do that other people don't? Do they ask you specific questions? Do they mirror your body language? Do they reply to you in a way that makes you feel like they're interested in your thoughts? There are a lot of different things that good conversationalist do, and it can be helpful to study them.

That is, of course, if you do want to improve your social skills. Otherwise, here's meme

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Funny enough, I tried showing her the "I want it that way" cover a few days ago.

You deserved to get dumped

 

[BeanBidan]

@I am a nigger I IMPLORE YOU TO HAVE FAITH AND TIME, FOR I WILL, HENCEFORTH, REVEAL THE PLAN, WHEN SAID PLAN IS COMPLETED AND I HAVE REVIEWED THE PLAN TO ENSURE ITS COMPLETENESS, ALONG WITH A SUPPLY OF MANGOES, WHICH HENCEFORTH, WILL BE OUR PRIMARY GOAL, ALONG WITH MONEY TO BUY SAID MANGOES, THE PLAN WILL REQUIRE TIME AND FAITH, I am a nigger, JUST ONE MORE SCORE, ERGO, A SCORE IN WHICH MONIES WILL BE RETRIEVED ILLEGALLY, THUS TO FUND THE PLAN, IN WHICH WE WILL PROMPTLY LEAVE, AND RETIRE TO OUR MANGOES.
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He looks like Dick Mastersons google hangouts avatar

 

[I am a nigger]

You deserved to get dumped

My logic was, I really enjoy Chris, and I wanted to share my enjoyment with her. Sure, the topic itself might be odd, but the idea is something pretty healthy.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

My logic was, I really enjoy Chris, and I wanted to share my enjoyment with her. Sure, the topic itself might be odd, but the idea is something pretty healthy.

There is nothing healthy about going "hey GF, here's this guy I stalk who drinks his own semen"

 

[I am a nigger]

There is nothing healthy about going "hey GF, here's this guy I stalk who drinks his own semen"

I showed her the normie tier stuff, like the Important Message and stuff.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I showed her the normie tier stuff, like the Important Message and stuff.

There is no "normie" stuff when it comes to Chris.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Lmao fuck off to Facebook or reddit where someone gives a fuck.

 

[Fougaro]

My ex-boyfriend was a whiny bitch. I couldn't stand his soy-titted ass anymore, so I dumped him today. On our phone call, because I can't stand the smell and taste of soy anymore to do it in person, he was bawling so much, the only thing I could understand was him planing to cry about in on the Kiwi Farms...