Horrorcow JustinRPG / Justin Coolidge - Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.

[Robert James]

This has definitely been asked dozens of times before so forgive me, but what is up with exceptional individuals and parody songs? Has anyone ever tried to actually figure that one out?

I'll take a crack at this. They want to create music but don't have the skill or capability to make their own. They can however put lyrics to other peoples songs since all they have to do is find the instrumental and if they can't think of a lyric they just copy the original.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Kind of like how when they try to write it's always just copying/stealing whatever crap they're into.

 

[Trombonista]

I get the feeling it'd be easier for him to find a job if he just posted the vore shit on any site other than Facebook.

 

[Monolith]

I get the feeling it'd be easier for him to find a job if he just posted the vore shit on any site other than Facebook.

It is impossible to comprehend the amount of big-dick energy required to post vore on LinkedIn.

 

[Trombonista]

It is impossible to comprehend the amount of big-dick energy required to post vore on LinkedIn.

I assumed he did not use that site. Okay, make that any site other than Facebook and LinkedIn.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

It sure would be nice if he could just not post any of it, but you got to get those writing skills recognized somehow.

 

[somerandomfurryfag]

He just keeps on giving.

 

[AnOminous]

He just keeps on giving.
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Slots actually are programmed to do this, not when the person there changes but only to pay out a certain percentage of what goes in over a period of time. So if they pay out a bunch, they may in fact go cold.

Or if you're more suspicious and it's a dodgier casino, like some of the worse Indian casinos, it could literally be a shill.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

He just keeps on giving.
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> it is the only Griffin's Throne machine in the entire casino and I stood there for 30 minutes because I wanted to try it because the griffin on it was sexy

I appreciate that Justin clarified his reason for wanting to play a specific machine. Do you think he had a raging boner the entire time he stared over the women playing the Griffin machine before him? This appears to be the griffin:

 

[sadstuck]

> it is the only Griffin's Throne machine in the entire casino and I stood there for 30 minutes because I wanted to try it because the griffin on it was sexy

I appreciate that Justin clarified his reason for wanting to play a specific machine. Do you think he had a raging boner the entire time he stared over the women playing the Griffin machine before him? This appears to be the griffin:

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There we were, in awe over his sudden respectability, and then we're hit with a reminder that he's still as putrid as he always was. God works in mysterious ways.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

There we were, in awe over his sudden respectability, and then we're hit with a reminder that he's still as putrid as he always was. God works in mysterious ways.

And this is exactly why Justin will never get a job.

He's a disgusting pervert and to any employer who wouldn't bother to research more beyond a quick google search, they'd think he would sexually assault others or be a pedophile.

Would anyone really blame them?

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

And this is exactly why Justin will never get a job.

He's a disgusting pervert and to any employer who wouldn't bother to research more beyond a quick google search, they'd think he would sexually assault others or be a pedophile.

Would anyone really blame them?

You could be talking about JustinRPG or the average lawyer and I couldn't tell the difference. As long as Justin can learn how to turn off his pervert while working, he'll be fine. but maybe he can find a way.

or maybe he'll get arrested for public indecency. that would be pretty funny.

 

[somerandomfurryfag]

He is either really fucked up or a liar. Choose one.

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Also Gambling addiction

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[Fuckface34]

He is either really fucked up or a liar. Choose one.

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Also Gambling addiction

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Maybe he's actually telling the truth but fails to understand that oversharing info might turn people away. And since going to the casino is probably a new experience to him probably confuses the side effects of caffeine/second-hand smoke with panic attacks.

Still, is he actually diagnosed with anxiety or any other mental illness besides his 'tism?

 

[somerandomfurryfag]

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[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

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LOL poor justin can't even get his dumb questions answered on r/NoStupidQuestions. I guess some questions just are stupid.

 

[interalia]

LOL poor justin can't even get his dumb questions answered on r/NoStupidQuestions. I guess some questions just are stupid.

To paraphrase deadwing dork, I wonder if the mods of these subreddits know who Justin is or if they just think he's one of the presumably many weird fetishists trying to solicit fap material from SFW subreddits.

 

[somerandomfurryfag]

What if he reaches ungodly amonuts of horny energy and actually makes a game? I'm even willing to buy it.

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Really missed his exceptional writing.
also mods of nostupidqustions started to notice something i assume.

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And he has problems with sleeping.

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[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

holy crap they are pumping this poor autist so full of medication, is all of that really needed to get him to be a functional member of society??

 

[Reynard]

What if he reaches ungodly amonuts of horny energy and actually makes a game? I'm even willing to buy it.

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Really missed his exceptional writing.
also mods of nostupidqustions started to notice something i assume.
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And he has problems with sleeping.

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It’s cute that these moderators think he’s a troll.