Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Billy is still a massive sperg who cheated at Donkey Kong and sues anyone who hurts his feelings, but he was sure as hell the lesser of two evils in this specific retard war.
It boggles the mind. Why wouldn't you be more careful around litigious spergs? There was no rhyme or reason to pin the suicide on Mitchell. It's like Rekieta calling Montagraph a pedophile.
 
I had no fucking idea this guy was so insane, I only knew of him from MoistCritikal's Video about Billy Mitchell. Went down the rabbit hole after finding this thread. He really did misconstrue what the lawsuit was about. I feel bad for the faggots who donated to this guys legal funds under a false pretense. Money wasted and they were essentially scammed.
 
How close is that troon loving defamer SCUMbag to earning his rightful spot in the lolcow or internet famous board? We're going to need a place to discuss the looming breakdowns, turbo e-begging, and divorce arc.

BILLYBROS WE UP 👔🇺🇸

I got my wish and didn't even know until now.

BILLYBROS WE STILL UP 👔🇺🇸
 
Just had a brief look through his discord and I honestly can't believe how much time he spends on it, so many retarded messages to go through. I'm honestly gob smacked anyone can possibly take him seriously with anything after seeing the kind of shit he's been posting.
Couldn't even get quick a rub and tug from Asian wife on the night before to help with "muh anxiety", at least he had his discord trannies to glaze him through the night.
Why the fuck is this sperg prescribed with so much Valium? He ended up taking over 50mg on the night before, there were honestly too many posts of "just taking another one" to upload here, it just went on and on.
He talks to completely anonymous people like they're his personal friends circle in an easily accessible Discord server. So many people online do this. Do they just not have friends in real life? Edgy jokes in the group chat, personal info, its just so bizarre. They're your fans, not your friends.

This was a fun read. I can't wait to see the dislikes and comments when he finally posts again.
 
Despite Karl not liking his dead dad, he's really putting up a strong effort to continue the cycle with his own kid by:

- Naming his child Maximus Wong

- Losing his family hundreds of thousands of dollars over a lawsuit that exposed him as a liar.

- Ruining his reputation and livelihood with nothing left to show but a high score in a video game.

What an absolute legend! No doubt Max is very proud of his cool dad!
 
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It boggles the mind. Why wouldn't you be more careful around litigious spergs? There was no rhyme or reason to pin the suicide on Mitchell. It's like Rekieta calling Montagraph a pedophile.
It’s because internet “judges” deemed Mitchell the guilty one, not Jobst. Even with the lawsuit being out there, people are stubborn and dont want to believe Jobst did anything wrong. But that’s understandable because its a betrayal.
 
Both Mutahar and Karl now have threads here, you think Jirard aka The Completionist is having a laugh right now?
The more follower a channel has the bigger the chance they turn into a lolcow eventually.
Just look at who the people are that got their own threads.

They all started out as reasonable commentators or gamers making videos of some kind and then the popularity went to their head and they started sperging out and started gay fights with people. It is like the follower count is inversely related to the streamer staying in touch with reality or frequency of touching grass.
 
This notion that everybody should've known better is retarded. If you actually knew the case then you were likely late to the story. Congrats.
It was in actual news articles what the lawsuit was about, but Karl Jobst fans didn't seek out any information outside of Karl's videos.
It looks to me like all the people jumping ship and claiming he was never honest about the lawsuit just weren’t paying attention. It’s true that Karl leaned hard on the DK cheat angle of the situation, but I’m pretty sure when it first kicked off he mentioned the fact that it was essentially a defamation case over Billy’s culpability for Apollo Legend’s suicide.
Karl had been making videos about it since Aug. 2023, while downplaying the true nature of it. But the news didn't start covering the details of the case until Sept. 2024, and didn't appear on Wikipedia until Nov. 2024 (under "Disputed Records" before a "Defamation" section was added). Obviously, Karl's coverage had much greater reach and for much longer than Australian news media. His failure to clarify to his audience for almost 2 years allowed him to cement his own narrative, which amounted to duping more people for donations to his legal fund.
 
The more follower a channel has the bigger the chance they turn into a lolcow eventually.
Just look at who the people are that got their own threads.

They all started out as reasonable commentators or gamers making videos of some kind and then the popularity went to their head and they started sperging out and started gay fights with people. It is like the follower count is inversely related to the streamer staying in touch with reality or frequency of touching grass.
Exactly, most people aren't really ready to have too much fame, it fucks up your world view. The internet has shown to us that these faggots are such losers that they can't handle any kind of fame, as meaningless as it is like being a "youtuber" or "speedrunner".
 
If he had done absolutely everything the same, and won, everyone here would be praising him and this thread would be about ol Billy instead
The thread would just be making fun of Karl's chinkwife and the discrepancy between what Billy was actually suing him over versus what Karl was presenting it as. I don't think anyone's opinion of Billy would have changed. Everyone knows he's a litigious faggot. It's fun to gas his image the same as it's fun to gas Ralph.
 
The negative feedback would likely be a lot less, but lets be honest, there never was a realistic chance for Karl to win this case simply based on the facts available.
The only case he would have had a chance to win would have been one purely about cheating allegations, which Billy wisely dropped since he had this absolute jackpot of a case at hand to slap Karl around with.
 
This disgusting abomination fantasizing about having man-to-man sex talks with his son.
How is his sexpest goontard discord messages not the main story at this point?
How unprofessional can you be? Nigga, you've got like a million subscribers and you're hornyposting on main in your discord.

There's tons more out there, BTW. If he's like this out in the open and posting links to his pornhub account.
So happy hunting.
 
I had no fucking idea this guy was so insane, I only knew of him from MoistCritikal's Video about Billy Mitchell. Went down the rabbit hole after finding this thread. He really did misconstrue what the lawsuit was about. I feel bad for the faggots who donated to this guys legal funds under a false pretense. Money wasted and they were essentially scammed.
That video was actually brought up as proof by Karl Jobst against Billy Mitchell. Judge however didn't like it too much and dismissed it as worthless.
 
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