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"A lawyer will always tell you to say nothing, fuck them"
...How has this retard lived for this long?
...How has this retard lived for this long?
Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell
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He spent most of his life playing golden eye and perfect dark.
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Found a banner for it
and another email k_J..@hotmail.com.
Some added context for this screenshot, Goose was talking to Karl about ocarina of time dungeons you play as child link. Karl brought up Child rape for no reason if anyone was giving him the benefit of the doubt.
and another email k_J..@hotmail.com.
Some added context for this screenshot, Goose was talking to Karl about ocarina of time dungeons you play as child link. Karl brought up Child rape for no reason if anyone was giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Sargon's wife's son
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Were my half**** uncle also told me that unicorns exists and that you can find dragons if you have enough spray paint .
The homeless guy who lives under the bridge near my house also told me that he is the king of Spain maybe I should just start giving him money because he could probably give me some sweet business deals in Spain.
I don't think you should be taking advice from AI on legal matters you should consult a legal professional
shoashuffle
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When is Billy suing this retard next?
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I am fully convinced he got with the most androgynous woman he could find so he could close his eyes and pretend he was having gay sex. And given his propensity for child rape “jokes”, I sure hope it stops at pretending.
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Some great news for Jirard, as I have put a single image of Karl Jobst through a hyper-specialized AI and it told me that Completionist should be an absolute legend and sue him for defamation as it would be guaranteed to win onlookers very many laughs regardless of the facts of the case.
It's not looking so good, Jobst bros.
Take this for what it is, but Karl Jobst is friends with known pedophile Vito Gesualdi and has appeared on his podcast in the past.I am fully convinced he got with the most androgynous woman he could find so he could close his eyes and pretend he was having gay sex. And given his propensity for child rape “jokes”, I sure hope it stops at pretending.
It's not looking so good, Jobst bros.
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Why does anybody tolerate this faggot?
He's one of the main reasons I stopped listening to TDS and couldn't get past five episodes of TBPITU reboot.
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At this point, he's more tism than man... rational thinking is beyond his (very limited) comprehension.
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Oh this guy has a wife? I thought its some random DL twink.
John Tzimiskes
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Can I just point out that the allegation was 'Billy Mitchell bankrupted him and drove him too suicide' but he can't say that cause he will take money from his estate. What fucking money?
Shuhalo
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Unchecked autism, caring way too much about trivial nonsense combined with an excessive degree of hyperfixation (usually on their game of choice) primes these people to be grade-A mongs. Then you get into them making their own echo-chambers filled with the same breed of mushmouth and they circlejerk themselves into unparalleled acts of retardation.
Yabbit
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Considering Karl is 500k+ in the hole, now would probably be the best time for Jirard to take him to court if he's so inclined to make things funny. I doubt Yobst can afford lawyers anymore and his community is probably less than willing to fund another legal battle.
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When I started reading this thread, I thought he was just some random grifter whose luck ran out. Boy oh boy, did that change quickly, and it looks like people are digging further into him even as I speak.
Karl, you absolute legend, I'm not sure what's worse: The humiliation from the loss of the trial, having to pay Billy such a large amount of money, or this thread!
Karl, you absolute legend, I'm not sure what's worse: The humiliation from the loss of the trial, having to pay Billy such a large amount of money, or this thread!
Princess Rescuer
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As far as his The-Elite career goes, the likes of Carl Magnus-Wall and Joakim Ljung (who both have productive lives outside of the game) have leapfrogged his achievements. Even a time like Surface 1 Secret Agent 1:46, one of Magnus's lesser untieds, is head over heels above even Karl's best ones. Scandinavia stays winning in GE.
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Reading this made me feel like I was having a stroke.
Shuhalo
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He has a promising career as an Offspring Tribute Band member.
Princess Rescuer
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Karl's greatest achievement in GE, Dam Agent 0:52, has been one-upped by Joakim Ljung who also has it... untied on the PAL sub-category. Most 52s are on the American version which is the easiest to get it on. He doesn't even have his most well-known speedrunning achievements to fall back on.
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