Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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BadGoy1488 said:
Because he got too wrapped up in Internet shit and now HE' BROKE!

Karl Marx

I'll see myself out.
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Karl Jobst…. Karl joBURGER DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT NOTHING ELSE
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Princess Rescuer said:
There's a number of consoles out there (even Nintendo ones such as Virtual Boy) that don't have significant optimization or even any runs on many of their games, I don't understand why runners stick to fruitlessly grinding away attempts on games with only a few remaining frames to save. Personally I had more fun exploring untapped canvases.
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This is my biggest hatred of Speedrunners, personally. When a game is so fucking optimized that you're fighting over seconds/frame, its time to put it on the fucking shelf and do something else. There's thousands of games out there, aint a god damn reason to spend literal decades on 1 game, let alone a fucking single player game. These aren't MMOs we're talking about here. Literally fucking no one but an extremely small and equally retarded hand full of autists gives a flying fuck Super Mario can be beaten in 4:52 or whatever. For the average person seeing it beaten in less than 10 was fucking good enough.

That Kosmic faggot tried defending it to me with shit like Super Mario Bros. "Its only a 5 minute speedrun dood, its how some of these people relax or indulge entertainment is it any different from you doing art (assets)?", yes, this nigger said that. Compared retards spending 8+ hours a day running the same 1/100th of a game, to shave off literal fucking frames, to being as equivelant or productive as making art or game assets.

In a way I guess speedrunners and trannys really do go hand in hand. They both come into being from over-indulgence and obsession, God forbid you criticize them for it.



Back on topic: WHERES THE FUCKING VIDEO KARL?!
 
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I checked the "System Records" and when it comes to the Dam 52 WR (all three versions), only Joakim Ljung has all three. Most of them are on the American version, Illu (aka Illari Pekkala) has tied the PAL one, and the Japanese version (which is quite frequently played and actually has the overall advantage due to more frequent back-boosts and more body armors) remains untied. Karl Jobst doesn't even have his fame surrounding his crowning achievement anymore, his overall points rank has slipped out of the top 10, and soon he will be as much history as Sterling Neblett, Randy Buikema, and Wouter Jansen.
 
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Princess Rescuer said:
I checked the "System Records" and when it comes to the Dam 52 WR (all three versions), only Joakim Ljung has all three. Most of them are on the American version, Illu (aka Illari Pekkala) has tied the PAL one, and the Japanese version (which is quite frequently played and actually has the overall advantage due to more frequent back-boosts and more body armors) remains untied. Karl Jobst doesn't even have his fame surrounding his crowning achievement anymore, his overall points rank has slipped out of the top 10, and soon he will be as much history as Sterling Neblett, Randy Buikema, and Wouter Jansen.
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Meanwhile, Billy remains the one and only King of Kong.
 
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Is it true he really spent 113,000+ attempts at trying to get 52 seconds on Dam? Let's say every attempt was about 53 seconds, times that by 113k, and you get 5989000 seconds or about 69.3 days of nonstop attempts. This doesn't include things like sleeping and eating, so add those in and you probably get something like 2/3rds of an entire year of just playing Dam. If I knew I spent this long playing the same fucking level on the same fucking game just to get a few frames under someone else's attempt, I'd just kill myself right then and there for the amount of time I've wasted on this shit.
 
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Dimension Sniper said:
If my husband was anything like Karl I never would have married him to begin with. But I’m also not a mail-order bride who needs a visa, so maybe it’s unfair for me to judge.
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I don't think it's because of a visa, because at this point she has an Australian-born kid, so she could most likely divorce him and keep her residency status. It's wild to even think about, but I think she's just genuinely loyal to him, despite him consistently prioritizing his ego over her and their son's wellbeing. I think we're finding out why so many losers love Asian women, because apparently they won't leave you even when you piss their children's futures away over internet drama.
 
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The strangest thing is that Karl has many of the characteristics of a high IQ person: he was successful with his channel, he is a con man capable of manipulating his audience, he can play several instruments and juggle, he is good at video games, he has an obsession with reviewing and classifying... But at the same time he acts like the most retarded person in the world and has ruined his life by being an idiot. It is not possible for me to determine whether he is 130 or 70 (his Discord messages can only seem like a good idea from the perspective of the most challenged nigger). But he is certainly not at 100.
 
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William_Sterog said:
The strangest thing is that Karl has many of the characteristics of a high IQ person: he was successful with his channel, he is a con man capable of manipulating his audience, he can play several instruments and juggle, he is good at video games, he has an obsession with reviewing and classifying... But at the same time he acts like the most retarded person in the world and has ruined his life by being an idiot. It is not possible for me to determine whether he is 130 or 70 (his Discord messages can only seem like a good idea from the perspective of the most challenged nigger). But he is certainly not at 100.
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It’s called being severely autistic.
 
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William_Sterog said:
The strangest thing is that Karl has many of the characteristics of a high IQ person: he was successful with his channel, he is a con man capable of manipulating his audience, he can play several instruments and juggle, he is good at video games, he has an obsession with reviewing and classifying... But at the same time he acts like the most retarded person in the world and has ruined his life by being an idiot. It is not possible for me to determine whether he is 130 or 70 (his Discord messages can only seem like a good idea from the perspective of the most challenged nigger). But he is certainly not at 100.
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It's a deadly combination of narcissism and autism.
 
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EzScape's video on Apollo, read below for details
Ez's retraction on GoFundMe claim

In this video, Ez helps to throw dirt on Karl Jobst, and the two primary researchers are...
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Talk about your credible sources. I cannot recall the timestamp for the exact rant, but after 21:22 at some point, there's a point where Karl Jobst is mentioned by name as possibly being sued by Billy Mitchell. Isn't it funny that Karl helped with research to make himself seem like a good boy, on a video that throws Apollo's name into the mud (rightfully so, mind you), and then posts about how Billy Mitchell helped contribute to Apollo's death? This video's creator was referenced in his suicide note.

That part of the video expresses that Apollo's GoFundMe, which we now know was refunded, might sour opinions for Karl's eventual GoFundMe, and how Ez wanted to repay Karl for helping with the situation.
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Picture that. Karl Jobst may have contributed more to Apollo's suicide than Billy Mitchell could have ever hoped to, and then profited off of him entirely.

This is probably the largest thing I was sitting on btw, but I'm almost done my work, so I'm happy to share this.
 
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Subhuman Filth said:
EzScape's video on Apollo, read below for details
Ez's retraction on GoFundMe claim

In this video, Ez helps to throw dirt on Karl Jobst, and the two primary researchers are...
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Talk about your credible sources. I cannot recall the timestamp for the exact rant, but after 21:22 at some point, there's a point where Karl Jobst is mentioned by name as possibly being sued by Billy Mitchell. Isn't it funny that Karl helped with research to make himself seem like a good boy, on a video that throws Apollo's name into the mud (rightfully so, mind you), and then posts about how Billy Mitchell helped contribute to Apollo's death? This video's creator was referenced in his suicide note.

That part of the video expresses that Apollo's GoFundMe, which we now know was refunded, might sour opinions for Karl's eventual GoFundMe, and how Ez wanted to repay Karl for helping with the situation.
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Picture that. Karl Jobst may have contributer more to Apollo's suicide than Billy Mitchell could have ever hoped to, and then profited off of him entirely.

This is probably the largest thing I was sitting on btw, but I'm almost done my work, so I'm happy to share this.
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Apollo wasn't perfect, but he was a good dude and seemed to try his best. When he made a mistake, he seemed to be hard on himself about it and try to correct it. Was loyal to his friends. Not a scammer (that I'm aware of). A much better and more genuine person than Karl.
 
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