Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Kosher Dill said:
What makes you say this?
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He has mentioned before that Kat likes rum and when he mentions what he got at the liquor store, it is usually gin and rum. Again it is speculation but I believe that Kat drinks more now than she did while with Subaru Man.
 
The obvious thing is that Kat wants to ride the gout wand often, but only way Phil can get it hard is by whaling in the WWE game. That's why she's OK with him wasting money on those oiled up wrestler jpegs.
 
EmperorGoutatine said:
What happened to Kat's father?
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"Jesus wept."
 
EmperorGoutatine said:
What happened to Kat's father?
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All I know is that Kat's Mom and Dad split up. Don't know exact time but I would guess around when Kat was 5 years old maybe a little before.

I would assume based on the family's mental issues that he noped the fuck out of there once things started to get crazy.
 
RemoveKebab said:
He has mentioned before that Kat likes rum and when he mentions what he got at the liquor store, it is usually gin and rum. Again it is speculation but I believe that Kat drinks more now than she did while with Subaru Man.
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He's said he also drinks rum and is known to drink mojitos thanks to leannas comments on a yelp review of a restaurant with her and Phil.

But if I had to live in the same house as Phil. I'd get drunk every fucking day as well.
 
Brazy Mamo tweeted she was given a cell phone to use for 30 minutes in jail because the "old ass jail" didn't have working telephones.

I am doubtful about this. Detroit has a lot of crime. This should mean they have a lot of arrests. Deputies have paperwork and other stuff they need to do, they don't have time or resources to allow every inmate in booking to play with their cellphone for 30 minutes each.

Phone calls in jail are monitored. You don't want an inmate to call their buddy and tell them to destroy evidence or commit other crimes. You want to have records if the inmate admits to their crime on the phone. I don't see the jail allowing unmonitored calls.

Lastly, why would the jail allow an inmate to go onto Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook etc.? Most jails don't allow photography inside. Why on earth would they let her take selfies in jail? And if they did, congratulations, you just gave the police your username and password to your social media.

I'm not buying it until I see a police report or an arrest record.
 
Only thing I can find for a jenna lane snow is this which has probably been posted already:

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Also found another instagram account

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At least when she says she's polish (despite being an American wigger) she puts polish words on one of her several social media accounts. I've yet to hear phil demonstrate he knows any italian or polish.
 
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tripmix said:
I've yet to hear phil demonstrate he knows any italian or polish.
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Because Dave also regularly confuses "authentic Italian" with east-coast Italian-American. He probably thinks speaking Italian is the same as talking like Anthony Cumia does.
 
DiabeticSP said:
Who'd survive longer on an italian vacation DSP or Jack Scalfani?
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Jack, because Phil is too lazy and apathetic to go to Italy even if you planned and paid for the whole thing. I'm actually not convinced he'll leave Metro Seattle again in his life, except maybe for his parents' funerals.
 
twattycake said:
Jack, because Phil is too lazy and apathetic to go to Italy even if you planned and paid for the whole thing. I'm actually not convinced he'll leave Metro Seattle again in his life, except maybe for his parents' funerals.
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Thats a big ask. Better hope they die at the same time because Phil aint flying twice
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Brazy Mamo tweeted she was given a cell phone to use for 30 minutes in jail because the "old ass jail" didn't have working telephones.

I am doubtful about this. Detroit has a lot of crime. This should mean they have a lot of arrests. Deputies have paperwork and other stuff they need to do, they don't have time or resources to allow every inmate in booking to play with their cellphone for 30 minutes each.

Phone calls in jail are monitored. You don't want an inmate to call their buddy and tell them to destroy evidence or commit other crimes. You want to have records if the inmate admits to their crime on the phone. I don't see the jail allowing unmonitored calls.

Lastly, why would the jail allow an inmate to go onto Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook etc.? Most jails don't allow photography inside. Why on earth would they let her take selfies in jail? And if they did, congratulations, you just gave the police your username and password to your social media.

I'm not buying it until I see a police report or an arrest record.
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I personally believe that's a deflated mylar balloon behind her head.
 
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