Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
"I didn't want to tell you guys, but like 3 months back was the hardest time in my life. My wife *the thumb* Kat left me and she was living with this guy named Jim, and then the divorce papers went public and I had to lie to you guys to protect my family! That was my depression!"
 
Until I see documents I won't believe this new accusation. But how did he know? Did he get something in the mail stating divorce proceedings? But wait he said he found out this morning. So did he get a phone call from the courts? Something about this is very sus. So either one of many things:
1) He is lying for sympathy because that has been working lately, like the Twitch ban recently where he made a shit ton of money.
2) He is getting a divorce and his wife served his ass this morning. So he is saying its a lie, but then months later admit he was getting a divorce and that he had to lie. Kinda when he lied about PandaRee dumping his ass and telling people months later. (I beleive this one)
3) Somehow DSP found out that a detractor filed for divorce papers but the question is how though? It wasn't on KFs, Reddit, Twitter. Unless he is lurking at court websites, but that is dumb.

Either way let the Divorce Arc begin!!
 
I did a quick search of the King County clerk's office filings, and there was nothing indicated he or muh wife *thumbs toward door* have had anything filed.

Something tells me this is just one of those things that alottapeepul just happen to say in chat or when they send him offline. And, it'll be squeezed for as much pitybux as he can get for it before he gets another ear infection.
 
Phil claims that someone brought him screen caps from a 'detractor discord' of someone bragging about filing for divorce under Phil's name.

He's probably blowing it out of proportion for rage/pity/to distract from his rampant begging for money ahead of his massive payday. Like when he said he took screen caps from that thread where we were all (obviously) joking about breaking into his house in CT and gave them to the local police so they would check in on the condo. Or he may have been fed fake info by one of his apparent cronies just to wind him up.

I doubt it would get to the point it was publicly posted if it was completely fake.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
He had an official movie poster of Ghostbusters! Why are there no credits or anything on the bottom? Official movie posters used in theaters from the 80's would not look like that. The poster is a generic Ghostbusters poster worth nothing. Phil paid out the ass for a generic Ghostbusters logo in a frame.

I spent an ungodly amount of time researching his Ghostbusters poster. It is a print of the logo. Worth nothing. He paid too much for it because a con-man convinced Phil it was authentic movie memorabilia. He fell for the marketing scheme.
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Nostalgic manchildren with more money than common sense are a wetdream for people selling 80's junk at bloated prices.
 
I'm wondering if kat told him she wants a divorce and he's using this as a way to say its bullshit when documents go online. IDK tho who knows what's going on over there.
 
Khet probably found a nice sexy Idaho potato farmer to move in with, she's taking Jasper and they'll be in tater heaven.
 
Spoilering as always because the autism must be contained.

Have we considered the fact that Kat is a massive stoner?

Almost every time I hear DSP talk about what they do together one of the highlights seems to be "listens to relaxing music". Now I'm not saying that "relaxing music" is the hallmark of your classic stoner, but listen to him talk about this experience:


Now if that link doesn't go to the timestamp, click over to 35 minutes and 45 seconds in order to hear what I would consider to be one of the most cliche descriptions of a stoner experience possible: "We quickly threw together food and then sat on the couch listening to relaxing music and watching a nature documentary."

This man pig who has answered the question "what kind of music do you enjoy listening to" with the response "I don't listen to music" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLhzX_wkvEU&t=181) has seemingly has a newfound passion in life: wonderful, amazing, relaxing music that his very loving and not at all emotionally disconnected wife introduced him to.

In my life people I've talked with who claim to "not listen to music" tend to exhibit behavior very similar to what DSP is describing here. They may find a song they enjoy after hearing it in a supermarket a couple of times or they may use music as background noise while driving to work but it doesn't factor into their life enough that they have a specific band or genre they like.

Additionally, listen a bit into that second vid and you'll hear him list the types of music he used to listen to as "alternative rock, grunge, metal, that kinda stuff". Now I know that DSP is a sad excuse for a man so I'm not saying that he actually had favorite bands or listened to good music. I'm fully assuming that when he was traveling down the road his hoof would just turn the dial to the station that served "the edgiest rock in Connecticut". However, that natural predisposition towards a certain musical genre is generally rather consistent and unless the Discovery Channel has switched a lot of shit up recently I'm pretty damn sure that the fishes aren't going to be frolicking to "Master of Puppets".

Additionally, the question has long been pondered "what type of woman would even approach DSP let alone consider sharing a living space let alone marry him" and I think this theory would answer that. Everyone at some point in their life meets a certain type of girl who is content to do nothing but be high 24/7. They don't need to branch out into harder drugs, they don't need to seek emotional fulfillment, they don't need to see anything in their bank account other than enough money to buy more weed and snacks for the next day.

They like to call themselves 'free spirits' but they usually just become freeloaders. They shack up with a person who fits the nigh unattainable criteria of: "has a place to live" and proceed to do nothing but work their sad little dead-end job and spend every moment of their existence stoned out of their mind.

I could ignore the behavior on all the streams as "being weird" but the fact that the bitch is basically more of a recluse than his damn cat means that she's doing something else with her time. If she hasn't fled the barn yet my money is on smoking, playing video games, and not much else.
 
Nu11ptr said:
Have we considered the fact that Kat is a massive stoner?
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No way "Little" PP Burnell is going to be cool with that if he couldn't even stand the smell of Leanna's soap supplies. I also sort of think the neighbors of his middle unit would complain if Kat was re-enacting "Cheech and Chong" in her office daily.

Also remember the explosive effect that marijuana has on Phil's delicate innards.

I think Kat is just slow, on The Spectrum, and basic.

On the other hand... "You should totally, like, spin around in your chair, maaaaaan *yawn*"
 
Nu11ptr said:
Spoilering as always because the autism must be contained.

Have we considered the fact that Kat is a massive stoner?

Almost every time I hear DSP talk about what they do together one of the highlights seems to be "listens to relaxing music". Now I'm not saying that "relaxing music" is the hallmark of your classic stoner, but listen to him talk about this experience:


Now if that link doesn't go to the timestamp, click over to 35 minutes and 45 seconds in order to hear what I would consider to be one of the most cliche descriptions of a stoner experience possible: "We quickly threw together food and then sat on the couch listening to relaxing music and watching a nature documentary."

This man pig who has answered the question "what kind of music do you enjoy listening to" with the response "I don't listen to music" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLhzX_wkvEU&t=181) has seemingly has a newfound passion in life: wonderful, amazing, relaxing music that his very loving and not at all emotionally disconnected wife introduced him to.

In my life people I've talked with who claim to "not listen to music" tend to exhibit behavior very similar to what DSP is describing here. They may find a song they enjoy after hearing it in a supermarket a couple of times or they may use music as background noise while driving to work but it doesn't factor into their life enough that they have a specific band or genre they like.

Additionally, listen a bit into that second vid and you'll hear him list the types of music he used to listen to as "alternative rock, grunge, metal, that kinda stuff". Now I know that DSP is a sad excuse for a man so I'm not saying that he actually had favorite bands or listened to good music. I'm fully assuming that when he was traveling down the road his hoof would just turn the dial to the station that served "the edgiest rock in Connecticut". However, that natural predisposition towards a certain musical genre is generally rather consistent and unless the Discovery Channel has switched a lot of shit up recently I'm pretty damn sure that the fishes aren't going to be frolicking to "Master of Puppets".

Additionally, the question has long been pondered "what type of woman would even approach DSP let alone consider sharing a living space let alone marry him" and I think this theory would answer that. Everyone at some point in their life meets a certain type of girl who is content to do nothing but be high 24/7. They don't need to branch out into harder drugs, they don't need to seek emotional fulfillment, they don't need to see anything in their bank account other than enough money to buy more weed and snacks for the next day.

They like to call themselves 'free spirits' but they usually just become freeloaders. They shack up with a person who fits the nigh unattainable criteria of: "has a place to live" and proceed to do nothing but work their sad little dead-end job and spend every moment of their existence stoned out of their mind.

I could ignore the behavior on all the streams as "being weird" but the fact that the bitch is basically more of a recluse than his damn cat means that she's doing something else with her time. If she hasn't fled the barn yet my money is on smoking, playing video games, and not much else.
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ever since we heard her vacuuming at some fucked hour of the night, i'm convinced she's on meth
 
Null said:
Has someone found those forged divorce papers in the public record yet?
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No, a search of the state court system for "Burnell" turns up nothing at all.

There's enough weirdness here (it came from a troll discord nobody even knows about) that it's more likely to have been a false flag created by someone on Phil's side than anything else.
 
Null said:
Has someone found those forged divorce papers in the public record yet?
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The only shred of proof we have is a discord screencap of somebody in a discord nobody has heard of or can identify. Me, @actually and a few of the others in the thread were saying it was just gay ops and likely nothing will ever come of it.

Phil doesn't have the forward planning or 4D chess playing ability to put out a rumour of fake divorce papers to cover up the real one so its also not that.

Even Phil himself doesn't think anything will come of it either way.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
I also sort of think the neighbors of his middle unit would complain if Kat was re-enacting "Cheech and Chong" in her office daily.
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Marijuana is legal in Washington. The neighbors wouldn't be able to complain any more than if she was smoking cigarettes or drinking a beer.

If anything, the neighbors would complain that a grown ass man is screaming at his televison all day.

I have no idea if Kat smokes weed, we know she drinks. We know she has a history of mental illness so she might be on some sort of meds for that. She exploded a stress ball on that one stream, so she suffers from anxiety. They will prescribe you some pretty good benzodiazepines if you ask.
 
Totally Awesome said:
Do you have a link to that stream?
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Here's Kathy breaking the stress ball because it was too difficult to pick what her favorite place in Seattle she had been to so far was. She finally decided an Animal Shelter was her favorite place. Smooth Operator Phil taking his rebound Aspie to all the romantic hot-spots. The Animal Shelter, the city dump, the DMV. . .
Timestamped @ 29m
Here she is admitting to having Panic Attacks so bad she really feels like she's dying, this was after Phil related a story about how he's a gigantic pussy and refuses to drive on a highway or even at speeds nearing 45mph because of an experience he had where his back was hurting while he was driving and then NOTHING BAD WHATSOEVER happened, so now because of that experience Phil says he has "Highway Driving Related Panic Attacks & Anxiety".
Timestamped @ 1h08m09s, but it's worth it to go back to 1h06m55s to hear Phil's limp-wristed fagot story

Edit: Isn't Eternal_Napalm a paypig mod? That ♿ says he has 'Hereditary Depression' and began having Panic Attacks in 2017.
 
Prince Lotor said:
Edit: Isn't Eternal_Napalm a paypig mod? That ♿ says he has 'Hereditary Depression' and began having Panic Attacks in 2017.
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The large majority of his regulars have depression, anxiety, and are fucked up lonely outcasts. Most of his paypigs aren't actually wealthy, they just don't have any friends, hobbies or life to spend their money on.

They likely relate well to a guy like phil who doesn't leave his house 6 days a week.
 
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Philip Paul Burnell (born April 6, 1982 [age 37]), better known online as DSPGaming, DarksydePhil, or DSP for short, is an active American member of the LP community on YouTube, which he joined in 2008. Phil used to have a signed contract with Machinima until March 2017. He posts up raw...
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PieceofShet said:
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Philip Paul Burnell (born April 6, 1982 [age 37]), better known online as DSPGaming, DarksydePhil, or DSP for short, is an active American member of the LP community on YouTube, which he joined in 2008. Phil used to have a signed contract with Machinima until March 2017. He posts up raw...
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That page actually had that entry with the exact same wording at least since August 31st when I made this post as that page is where I read about the background of what the beef between Phil and Triforce Johnson was when I was searching, but the date it said at the time was like May or something.

I don't know if you can look at what it used to say somehow to see the edit or archived versions of the page.
I remember at the time thinking it was just a funny shitpost entry on that wiki and forgetting about it because Kathy doesn't really have parents to go live with.
 
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Yeah, I was looking at the wiki quite a while ago to see a list of games Phil has played and I saw that it said Kat and him got divorced too.

I don't know if it was a joke or if it is a reverse gay-op to make detractors look like they just make shit up.
 
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