Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Fascist Frederick]

Guys serious question time. I need your honesty, in fact I want you to be more honest than you've ever been before in your entire life. It's incredibly easy to lie on the internet and I'd never know if you did, but I am going to trust each and every one of you.

Would you fuck Kat?

Like = Yes.
Feels = Yes but only for the sole purpose of cucking Phil.
Dislike = Nope.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I would. I have low standards tho. Also I bet she would not be so fun or romantic in bed. Lots of people I would rather do it with too, so there you go

 

[tzgnilki]

Khet's work schedule is "changing" in a week

anyone in poverty retail have any ideas what this could be?

or is she simply going back to 20hrs a week after the hardcore retailing season

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Don't know shit about the retail situation these days, but the context in which Phil mentioned this can tell us a lot.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Khet's work schedule is "changing" in a week

anyone in poverty retail have any ideas what this could be?

or is she simply going back to 20hrs a week after the hardcore retailing season

Haven't worked retail in awhile, but assuming things haven't changed, this time of the year there tends to be some turnover with people leaving to go back to school, maybe Khet is getting more hours because of that? It's hard to say with Phil, because "changing" could mean anything as small as Khet is switching shifts with someone one time to something big like Khet quit her job. Although if it were something that big, Phil would probably be blaming it on us. In any event, I'd guess it's probably something pretty small overall. I'm inclined to say she picked up a few more hours, just because she was working so few as it is, I can't imagine they'd bother to reduce her any further and still keep her on. Unless I missed her suddenly working more than just weekends?

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Haven't worked retail in awhile, but assuming things haven't changed, this time of the year there tends to be some turnover with people leaving to go back to school, maybe Khet is getting more hours because of that? It's hard to say with Phil, because "changing" could mean anything as small as Khet is switching shifts with someone one time to something big like Khet quit her job. Although if it were something that big, Phil would probably be blaming it on us. In any event, I'd guess it's probably something pretty small overall. I'm inclined to say she picked up a few more hours, just because she was working so few as it is, I can't imagine they'd bother to reduce her any further and still keep her on. Unless I missed her suddenly working more than just weekends?

He said she's getting off earlier. He didn't say she was going in earlier, just that he couldn't stay an hour of OT for the late night games "like he's been doing the last couple of months", cause she'll be home sooner. That's pretty much all he said. I honestly think she doesn't work there anymore (or anywhere for that matter), but that's probably cause I just think she's a bitch.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He said she's getting off earlier. He didn't say she was going in earlier, just that he couldn't stay an hour of OT for the late night games "like he's been doing the last couple of months", cause she'll be home sooner. That's pretty much all he said. I honestly think she doesn't work there anymore (or anywhere for that matter), but that's probably cause I just think she's a bitch.

Also hard to put stock in what Phil says about "not being able to go overtime" because he frequently does it anyway and why in the fuck does Khet being home prevent him from doing overtime? It doesn't even make any sense. Not even if he's trying to get some gacha time in before she gets home, because how closely can she possibly be monitoring his activities? Surely he gets plenty of opportunity to play, regardless of whatever amount of his time she commands, assuming she commands any of his time to begin with. Personally, I assume it's just something Phil says to pressure the paypigs into hitting the tips goal sooner so he can clock right out when he wants to.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

He said she's getting off earlier. He didn't say she was going in earlier, just that he couldn't stay an hour of OT for the late night games "like he's been doing the last couple of months", cause she'll be home sooner. That's pretty much all he said. I honestly think she doesn't work there anymore (or anywhere for that matter), but that's probably cause I just think she's a bitch.

We need that dude that has the inside info from his friend to confirm if she works there or not.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Would you fuck Kat?

Like = Yes.

Katherine we know from 2+ years ago, yeah I probably would. She was average looking enough, and tbh after watching some of her streams, she grew on me because she's autistic like me. It depends how fat she is now, though.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He said she's getting off earlier. He didn't say she was going in earlier, just that he couldn't stay an hour of OT for the late night games "like he's been doing the last couple of months", cause she'll be home sooner. That's pretty much all he said. I honestly think she doesn't work there anymore (or anywhere for that matter), but that's probably cause I just think she's a bitch.

No one can make him 'go overtime' (lmao) but him as he is the business owner. But we all know why he consciously makes the decision to do it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Would you fuck Kat?

Look, our man Christian Weston Chandler put it best.

In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Katherine we know from 2+ years ago, yeah I probably would. She was average looking enough, and tbh after watching some of her streams, she grew on me because she's autistic like me. It depends how fat she is now, though.

Well, if Phil's off-the-charts hypocrisy is any indication, it shouldn't really take much weight gain for him to think that someone other than himself is fat enough for him to get them an exercise bike.

Speaking of which, that moment right there is why I find it hard to believe that Khet is any kind of whip-cracker, because we know Phil would be terrified of her reaction if she was. Not to mention that she would probably make him bathe more than twice a week.

 

[wahkando]

Guys serious question time. I need your honesty, in fact I want you to be more honest than you've ever been before in your entire life. It's incredibly easy to lie on the internet and I'd never know if you did, but I am going to trust each and every one of you.

Would you fuck Kat?

Like = Yes.
Feels = Yes but only for the sole purpose of cucking Phil.
Dislike = Nope.

Kat isn't an actual swim suit model obviously but anyone saying they wouldn't fuck Kat after 2 beers on a 2 month dry streak is either a shutin neet lying or a homosexual

She's just average with malocclusion and had bad make up, she's just regular Midwestern white trash

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I answered in the negative because I'm weird and care about more than just appearance. I don't have much exposure to Khet's personality, but anyone who can live with Phil for this long without at least kicking his ass a few times is not someone I can find attractive. I would sooner make out with Pargon.

 

[Covfefe]

I answered in the negative because I'm weird and care about more than just appearance. I don't have much exposure to Khet's personality, but anyone who can live with Phil for this long without at least kicking his ass a few times is not someone I can find attractive. I would sooner make out with Pargon.

I also have the 'tism but I rated feels because it would be too funny to pass up if I could make Phil try to pignosis his way out of why there was footage released of someone in a KF hoodie having some very special underwear time with Khet.

Also to the question of why "her hours are changing", I agree with the sentiment that it's probably got nothing to do with Khet at all and Phil is just trying to find a reason to work less while pretending that he, Actual Adult Professional Phillip Burnell, has no choice in the matter of working less.

I want to drive home how spectacularly cucked this makes Phil seem, and emphasize why he is one of the worst liars in the world: Phil, a man who wants you to believe that he is struggling to buy groceries and pay taxes, also wants you to believe that he has to stop working as much as he is right now because his wife is going to be home sooner, and she demands that he immediately stop working and spend time with her instead of generating money for their household which is right on the brink of financial collapse.

Phil, you are either a supercuck or a complete idiot. Your lie left no room for any other option. Congrats on making everyone except the two spergs financing your streams aware once again of what an absolute failure you are.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He's attempting to make it seem like he would rather be with her, while not realizing the money thing, probably because his plan for "making ends meet" doesn't involve HIM putting in more effort. It hinges on the paypigs doing that work for him by ponying up before his autistic clock out time has passed. That's what is on his mind, he really doesn't give a shit about the obvious question his behavior raises because he isn't doing the obvious answer anyway.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's attempting to make it seem like he would rather be with her, while not realizing the money thing, probably because his plan for "making ends meet" doesn't involve HIM putting in more effort. It hinges on the paypigs doing that work for him by ponying up before his autistic clock out time has passed. That's what is on his mind, he really doesn't give a shit about the obvious question his behavior raises because he isn't doing the obvious answer anyway.

Exactly. How many times has he gone overtime just stalling for tips for 15-30 minutes if not longer when Khet was supposedly already home? How many times has he clocked out on time or early when Khet was supposedly still at work but he already got his Benjamin Franklin so there was no reason for him to continue playing? Khet isn't a real factor in whether he can or cannot do overtime, it's the money and his willingness to play the game on that stream. Khet being home is just a cudgel he uses to get his paypigs to part with their money and hit the tips goal RIGHT NOW so that he doesn't have to play the game for more than he has to.

 

[Schmeckel]

Guys serious question time. I need your honesty, in fact I want you to be more honest than you've ever been before in your entire life. It's incredibly easy to lie on the internet and I'd never know if you did, but I am going to trust each and every one of you.

Would you fuck Kat?

Like = Yes.
Feels = Yes but only for the sole purpose of cucking Phil.
Dislike = Nope.

I've ploughed worse. Once I was single for the first time in a long time, I kinda went bonkers. Khet reminds me of this sorta chubbo named Brittney that I gave a roll in the hay, pun sort of intended.

I have low standards anyway, doesn't matter had sex.

 

[tzgnilki]

snKat isn't an actual swim suit model obviously but anyone saying they wouldn't fuck Kat after 2 beers on a 2 month dry streak is either a shutin neet lying or a homosexual

She's just average with malocclusion and had bad make up, she's just regular Midwestern white trash

I learned from a very young age to never stick your dick in crazy

she married a snorting retard, so I would consider her crazy

 

[Prince Lotor]

I just want to point out that Kathy works in the Apparel department at Fred Meyer https://www.fredmeyer.com/pl/apparel-accessories/16?fulfillment=all

Her job is to stock and sell: Shoe glue, shoelaces, shoe cleaner, shoe polish, shoe insoles, wart & corn remover kits, Nike wristbands, umbrellas, rain slickers, Star Wars T-shirts, Harry Potter socks, compression socks for fatties, diabetic socks, Looney Toon's socks, slippers, gloves, sleep masks, various football & university themed wallets, and adult diapers.

The bitch ain't working that hard.

I wouldn't be surprised if some higher-up noticed that the girl with the vacant expression and raccoon eyes was doing nothing, asked why the fuck they were paying her to do nothing, and then decided to start sending her home at 8 p.m. instead of staying until closing, so now she works 3 or 4 3-4 hour shifts per week instead of 3 or 4 4-6 hour shifts per week.