Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Wy4M]

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Someone named "Jai" whom I don't have the lore memorized over. Love to know why whoever it is mandates the fear-asterisking.

Dreaded Jai. Another crazy troon.

https://archive.is/WCfjA

 

[AnOminous]

Elliot an inch away of having some 'girly talk':

This chink rapist can blow it out his fat ass. When he rapes people he's appropriating Black culture.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Latest Twitter autism from Lucas:

First we got yet another dig at Leafy (still butthurt I see):

Lucas really puts the L in male.

Next we have this post from Lucas with his thoughts on Alex Rosen calling out Peter Hotez for not debating RFK Jr:

Ah yes Lucas, he belongs in a mental hospital for calling out someone for backing out of a debate but when you do the same thing on Augie's stream and even orchestrate gay ops with degenerate coomers like Femyoz, it's totally fine!

Lucas dropped a new groomer flag:

What a fucking eye sore. The rainbow is barely there and it really is starting to look like a fucked up Ohio flag.

Finally we get Lucas's thoughts on browsing Twitter:

You say this Lucas and yet you're addicted to Twitter anyway. If you want an echo chamber stick to Bluesky... Oh wait, even you know it's a dogshit platform. Speaking of which, @Kees H, any notable Bluesky content from Lucas recently?

 

[AnOminous]

Lucas really puts the L in male.

Lucas really puts the Moron in male, the Asshole in male, the Loser in male, and the Ephebophile in male.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Latest Twitter autism from Lucas:

First we got yet another dig at Leafy (still butthurt I see):
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Lucas really puts the L in male.

Next we have this post from Lucas with his thoughts on Alex Rosen calling out Peter Hotez for not debating RFK Jr:
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Ah yes Lucas, he belongs in a mental hospital for calling out someone for backing out of a debate but when you do the same thing on Augie's stream and even orchestrate gay ops with degenerate coomers like Femyoz, it's totally fine!

Lucas dropped a new groomer flag:
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What a fucking eye sore. The rainbow is barely there and it really is starting to look like a fucked up Ohio flag.

Finally we get Lucas's thoughts on browsing Twitter:
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You say this Lucas and yet you're addicted to Twitter anyway. If you want an echo chamber stick to Bluesky... Oh wait, even you know it's a dogshit platform. Speaking of which, @Kees H, any notable Bluesky content from Lucas recently?

Leafy of all people breaking Lucas will never not be funny.

Lucas is what you get when you treat kids like special snowflakes.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Latest Twitter autism from Lucas:
Lucas dropped a new groomer flag:
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What a fucking eye sore. The rainbow is barely there and it really is starting to look like a fucked up Ohio flag.

Il fatto che senta il bisogno di aggiungere i colori alla bandiera per ritardati non cambiera il fatto che è canadese, lo renderà solo più evidente, mi fara solo ricordare questa scena de I Griffin:

I would also love to congratulate for the notorious kiwifarms lurker cuckas roberts for getting their certificate, surely something worth hanging near the college degree or photo of his smiling family.

 

[Harold Penisman]

Lucas dropped a new groomer flag:

What a fucking eye sore. The rainbow is barely there and it really is starting to look like a fucked up Ohio flag.

IRA vs Trannies when?

COME OUT YE PASTEL TRANS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

IRA vs Trannies when?

COME OUT YE PASTEL TRANS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

HOOKING KIDS ON HRT AND GRIFTING DRUG MONEY, WHILE TRYING TO LARP AS A LADY.

Maybe we can make a full version of this.

 

[Godmode]

Anyone else find it ironic that Dong Gone has a big problem with white people appropriating chinese cuisine when he has appropriated womanhood?

 

[King George III]

unless the 45 days course also includes a number of therapy sessions afterwards.

It's not uncommon for patients to go through out-patient aftercare, but that's usually around 36 weeks in length and attended multiple time a week. Addiction recovery is an extensive ongoing process and Lucas's rush to tell everyone how cured he is, gives credence to the "didn't actually go to rehab" theory. Conversely, he did go, but is so much of a narcissistic piece of shit that he thinks he's too good for aftercare and going to NA meetings.

 

[Kees H]

Speaking of which, @Kees H, any notable Bluesky content from Lucas recently?

No, only seriously concentrated autism. The updates since my last post:


More autism about noodles. Very funny Lucas.


His new video is so fucking good that this post got less likes and replies than random spergery about noodles. I think everyone is afraid to tell him the video was dumb and gay, given how he reacted to that one furry that called him out that I posted before.


It appears his 100k Canadistan dollars grift fund is running low, he needs people to subscribe to his Patreon. Good for him this message got huge engagement as well from his fanbois.


And we finish off with a post from his faggot friend Isabelle.Jpeg, which also got GREAT engagement.

This is the Patreon post they are linking to: Link/Archive

Local archive of the preview of the BEST video he has ever made according to him, which he has on preview mode for the entire world on his Patreon. I fell asleep in the first couple of seconds, Lucas still does not understand that the reason no one watches his video is his dull monotone voice which just puts people to sleep. He is also too lazy to edit a preview, so it just cuts off mid sentence. Great work from Lucas, as we are used to. So dedicated and skilled in his trade.

 

[AnOminous]

I fell asleep in the first couple of seconds, Lucas still does not understand that the reason no one watches his video is his dull monotone voice which just puts people to sleep.

His voice is audio Ambien. Also obviously male.

 

[JULAY]

Hmm, I wonder if using the term "gay faggot" in any context, even if one is a member of the LGBTQ community, is a fairly serious violation of the Patreon terms of service that might warrant one getting banned from their platform?

Well, what do you know, it apparently is!

"This includes serious attacks on people based on their race, ethnicity, national origin, religion, sex, gender identity, sexual orientation, disability, serious medical conditions, caste, or immigration status."

 

[Kees H]

I think Lucas when he still got his dick and no moobs was a regular of edgy imageboards like 4chan, and he really really wants to be edgy like that again, post shit like "gay faggot" and "niggerfaggot" like the average Kiwi Farms user does. But, due to the path he chose for himself, he's surrounded by niggerfaggots that get triggered with language like that.

So he tries to skirt the rules by saying, according to the troons, less offensive stuff like retard, gay faggot, etc etc so that he can at least channel his inner edgy 4chan kid again a little bit.

 

[Strangolapreti]

I think Lucas when he still got his dick and no moobs was a regular of edgy imageboards like 4chan, and he really really wants to be edgy like that again, post shit like "gay faggot" and "niggerfaggot" like the average Kiwi Farms user does. But, due to the path he chose for himself, he's surrounded by niggerfaggots that get triggered with language like that.

So he tries to skirt the rules by saying, according to the troons, less offensive stuff like retard, gay faggot, etc etc so that he can at least channel his inner edgy 4chan kid again a little bit.

Or maybe all trannies are mysogenists, edgy and racists but unable to express it due to the fear of being labelled for what they are hypocrites, instead they vent the frustration on trying to catch racists and edgy people in the same community while still being misogenist in public shouth "NIGGERFAGGOT" whenever they are alone at home.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Local archive of the preview of the BEST video he has ever made according to him, which he has on preview mode for the entire world on his Patreon. I fell asleep in the first couple of seconds, Lucas still does not understand that the reason no one watches his video is his dull monotone voice which just puts people to sleep. He is also too lazy to edit a preview, so it just cuts off mid sentence. Great work from Lucas, as we are used to. So dedicated and skilled in his trade.

If this is his "best", I dread to think what his "worst" is. There is so much fucking wrong with this dogshit video. I would think that in an edited commentary video format where he can cut out the dead air of his streams and only use the best possible takes that he would, at the very least, sound a smidge better than his stream. Instead, he somehow still sounds slow (even with double speed) and monotonous. He definitely sounds like a soulless eunuch. Put some fucking emotion in your voice Lucas, or did all that dark web meth fry your synapses? I also want to comment on how shit of a preview this is. It just abruptly cuts off when he gives an off topic rant about chemical castration HRT. If this really was his "best" video that he was so hyped up about, I would think he would pay his editor to make a proper teaser trailer but that's me foolishly assuming a) Lucas isn't a complete retard and b) he actually pays his editors well.

 

[Markass the Worst]

If this is his "best", I dread to think what his "worst" is. There is so much fucking wrong with this dogshit video. I would think that in an edited commentary video format where he can cut out the dead air of his streams and only use the best possible takes that he would, at the very least, sound a smidge better than his stream. Instead, he somehow still sounds slow (even with double speed) and monotonous. He definitely sounds like a soulless eunuch. Put some fucking emotion in your voice Lucas, or did all that dark web meth fry your synapses? I also want to comment on how shit of a preview this is. It just abruptly cuts off when he gives an off topic rant about chemical castration HRT. If this really was his "best" video that he was so hyped up about, I would think he would pay his editor to make a proper teaser trailer but that's me foolishly assuming a) Lucas isn't a complete retard and b) he actually pays his editors well.

Why would he pay his editors well? If he paid them more, that would mean less griftbux going to him and his drugs.

 

[moocow]

Anyway the Empanada argument coaxed Keffals into posting their certificate of completion for rehab

When do I get my certificate/award for never having been a fucking junkie or needing rehab for any reason in the first place?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Edit - some more Elliot buuthurt:

https://archive.is/0fXjL
Elliot an inch away of having some 'girly talk':

The only rational response here is to obliterate Elliot over the fact that he immediately conceded the point by falling back on "in aggregate" which leads me to assume he carried out his threat and blocked this person.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

No, only seriously concentrated autism. The updates since my last post:

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More autism about noodles. Very funny Lucas.

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His new video is so fucking good that this post got less likes and replies than random spergery about noodles. I think everyone is afraid to tell him the video was dumb and gay, given how he reacted to that one furry that called him out that I posted before.

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It appears his 100k Canadistan dollars grift fund is running low, he needs people to subscribe to his Patreon. Good for him this message got huge engagement as well from his fanbois.

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And we finish off with a post from his faggot friend Isabelle.Jpeg, which also got GREAT engagement.

This is the Patreon post they are linking to: Link/Archive

Local archive of the preview of the BEST video he has ever made according to him, which he has on preview mode for the entire world on his Patreon. I fell asleep in the first couple of seconds, Lucas still does not understand that the reason no one watches his video is his dull monotone voice which just puts people to sleep. He is also too lazy to edit a preview, so it just cuts off mid sentence. Great work from Lucas, as we are used to. So dedicated and skilled in his trade.

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Promo on his YouTube for the Patreon video. He's very popular.

It's interesting to see Lucas using Call Of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Zombies footage in the background. Now, I would bet you that Lucas did not get this gameplay himself (shocker). Time for useless information on the background gameplay.

The skin being used is a basic ass skin that has tranny colors. This gameplay (or account that captured it) is likely older as getting this skin would require playing online multiplayer, which is a small problem right now as there is currently an exploit in this COD to harvest your IP.

The gun used is the Pack-A-Punch version of the Gallo, the H-NGM-N. This is funny because the guns are puns for gallows and hangman. 41%

Absolute shitter of a screenshot in terms of quality, but it doesn't really matter. What's notable is unlike the two gameplay captures I posted above, the username is not visible as Lucas's editor spent time to put a censor bar over that.

Lucas's voice is worse than usual because he seems to be focused on sounding serious, which makes him more monotone. It also makes him sound more male as others have noted. The whole video comes off as the most generic Commentary Community video, ironic considering how he has fought with them recently.

Lucas cited a tweet that couldn't even be seen by a thousand people in the preview. I think he just searched "F1nn5ter HRT" on Twitter and called it a day after scrolling a bit to find something to fit his narrative. There was discussion on the topic with actual engagement recently, so this seems like cherry picking.
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