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The Dutch are gay and useless. That's my opinion expression. I am now anti-Dutch.
Now you know why I call these people clog-niggers. (Not expressing my opinion, but a fact.)
I have only seen degens like Keffals or other trannies say 'skeet' so far on there, hence why I couldn't place it.
It's nigger dialect from 20 years ago (jump to 38 seconds if Youtube blocks your Tor node and you copy the URL to a clearnet browser):
But everybody likes talking like a nigger. Even me.
 
Now you know why I call these people clog-niggers. (Not expressing my opinion, but a fact.)
Completely off-topic, but worth posting, mandatory hatred against the fucking Dutch:

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And finally, some le edge post about Elon Musk killing trannies by allowing free speech, and some ultrafaggot who speaks Dutch sperges on about the definition in Dutch of "freedom of speech", like anyone outside of two small countries and a couple of nigger infested islands give a flying fuck.
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Your definition renders the term meaningless, Sam, because the state/TERFs/majority/etc. will always use any justification you grant to suppress speech or "expressions of opinions" (in your meaningless autistic alteration) it doesn't like. For example, use of the Dutch language is propaganda, lies, hate speech and being mean to people.
 
From Lucas his Bluesky account. Apparently this is a joke.

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It stems from a Twitter post made in 2021 by some z-list person who took umbrage at a white woman making a cook book revolving around Asian cuisine. Because epicanthic folds are, in some way required to make noodles, I guess:
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The woman claimed the responses to the tweet increased her need for therapy & shared her Paypal for donations:
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Some responses were "spicy", by Twitter standards:
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& the fact Lucas is using an Asian noodle recipe, & not an Italian one, should be grounds to revoke his Dago designation.
 
& the fact Lucas is using an Asian noodle recipe, & not an Italian one, should be grounds to revoke his Dago designation.
Well to be fair, Italy allegedly got noodles when Marco Polo brought them back from China. Even though this is probably bogus, they're noodles. They're mostly the same everywhere, even the ancient ones discovered from thousands of years ago, although people tend to make pasta from local varieties of grain.

I routinely substitute one for the other depending on what I have, and aside from some oddballs like rice noodles or buckwheat noodles (although soba with marinara is a thing I suppose), it generally works in either direction.
 
Hey, I recognize that name and PFP in the pictures
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Empanada seems to now have also discovered the Catboy Collector "Go Fund Me money was partly spent on drugs" Tweet, they've been beefing for about 24 hours and things were just getting good.
I wonder what part of my post Keffals hid though, even went to the trouble of coloring in the words on the top right there with gray to try to hide it.
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Couldn't dare risk acknowledging that I was right about that in the post that predates the return stream where we discovered Keffals was in Ireland.
Anyway the Empanada argument coaxed Keffals into posting their certificate of completion for rehab
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Some people are saying photoshopped, I don't know.
The date in the bottom left is confusing me to no end though, unless the 45 days course also includes a number of therapy sessions afterwards.
From Lucas his Bluesky account. Apparently this is a joke.

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I probably should have included in my rundown of Friday's stream that Keffals bought that cookbook and showed it off on stream, it's not a joke (Although it is the cookbook that kicked off racism allegations for the 'Noodles are tasty' tweet).
 
Anyway the Empanada argument coaxed Keffals into posting their certificate of completion for rehab
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Some people are saying photoshopped, I don't know.
The date in the bottom left is confusing me to no end though, unless the 45 days course also includes a number of therapy sessions afterwards.
No way is that real. That's less effort than ordering a cookie jar with David Kirk Ginder's name on it. And his story still doesn't add up, especially with the date on that certificate.
 
Couldn't dare risk acknowledging that I was right about that in the post that predates the return stream where we discovered Keffals was in Ireland.
Anyway the Empanada argument coaxed Keffals into posting their certificate of completion for rehab
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Some people are saying photoshopped, I don't know.
The date in the bottom left is confusing me to no end though, unless the 45 days course also includes a number of therapy sessions afterwards.
If this had a transparent "as an example only" watermark this would actually make it look less fake.
 
No way is that real. That's less effort than ordering a cookie jar with David Kirk Ginder's name on it. And his story still doesn't add up, especially with the date on that certificate.
I wasn't sure to begin with, earlier I searched the primary counselor and she's got a LinkedIn so I thought that was lined up.

On a whim.. a second ago I decided to check the other one.... the Clinical Supervisor's last name appears to me misspelled on the certificate
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I wouldn't put it past the receptionist/whoever made the document being retarded though, especially since their staff roles are all correct as per the website, probably just a typo.
 
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Hey, I recognize that name and PFP in the pictures
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Empanada seems to now have also discovered the Catboy Collector "Go Fund Me money was partly spent on drugs" Tweet, they've been beefing for about 24 hours and things were just getting good.
I wonder what part of my post Keffals hid though, even went to the trouble of coloring in the words on the top right there with gray to try to hide it.
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Couldn't dare risk acknowledging that I was right about that in the post that predates the return stream where we discovered Keffals was in Ireland.
Anyway the Empanada argument coaxed Keffals into posting their certificate of completion for rehab
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Some people are saying photoshopped, I don't know.
The date in the bottom left is confusing me to no end though, unless the 45 days course also includes a number of therapy sessions afterwards.

I probably should have included in my rundown of Friday's stream that Keffals bought that cookbook and showed it off on stream, it's not a joke (Although it is the cookbook that kicked off racism allegations for the 'Noodles are tasty' tweet).
It probably is real, because it absolutely meaningless. It's a certificate of completion. Congrats, you did the time.

If I pay to do anything, I may get this kind of BS award of completion and it's just as meaningless.
 
What wigs me out a bit is the gradient across the center that looks like s scan artifact...but the edges are pure white where I'd expect that gradient to continue if it was a scan, since there's no way in fuck they are spending the money to cut out the edges of the paper so the edges would just be the blue border pattern, which is the obvious explanation for "scan artifact in the middle, white on the edge" where the white is the scanner turning transparent into jpg.

I wouldn't put it past places like this to issue fake looking digital certificates though, when I was feeding the image back into google image search it popped up a nontrivial number of "completion certificates" people were posting for other things that looked similarly dodgy, that I think were actually real.

I did check the ART website and noticed an "LGBTQ+" section on the about menu, with this unintentional stock photo comedy:
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Bruh looks like he just got a whiff of Keffal's stinkditch just as the shutter closed. :story:
 
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