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Punished Neco said:
On a whim.. a second ago I decided to check the other one.... the Clinical Supervisor's last name appears to me misspelled on the certificate
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I wouldn't put it past the receptionist/whoever made the document being retarded though, especially since their staff roles are all correct as per the website, probably just a typo.
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So his fancy dancy 20k CAD program issues a summer camp staff trainer tier scanned certificate that has a typo on the name of one of the signatories of all things? Wasn't he also supposed to have one that said he was "good at not doing drugs" or is that the same thing?
 
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Punished Neco said:
Hey, I recognize that name and PFP in the pictures
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Empanada seems to now have also discovered the Catboy Collector "Go Fund Me money was partly spent on drugs" Tweet, they've been beefing for about 24 hours and things were just getting good.
I wonder what part of my post Keffals hid though, even went to the trouble of coloring in the words on the top right there with gray to try to hide it.
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Couldn't dare risk acknowledging that I was right about that in the post that predates the return stream where we discovered Keffals was in Ireland.
Anyway the Empanada argument coaxed Keffals into posting their certificate of completion for rehab
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Some people are saying photoshopped, I don't know.
The date in the bottom left is confusing me to no end though, unless the 45 days course also includes a number of therapy sessions afterwards.

I probably should have included in my rundown of Friday's stream that Keffals bought that cookbook and showed it off on stream, it's not a joke (Although it is the cookbook that kicked off racism allegations for the 'Noodles are tasty' tweet).
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I had the sudden urge to make this upon witnessing that certificate. I know it's a shitty quick edit, but I had a laugh.
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Here you have a template if you want to make one.
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Edit: Made one without the chinnese characters, it looks better and it was bothering my autistic ass.
Edit 2: Added template without the thing on the right.
 
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Punished Neco said:
I wouldn't put it past the receptionist/whoever made the document being retarded though, especially since their staff roles are all correct as per the website, probably just a typo.
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these places just print the certificates from templates where all they have to change is names and dates
this way everybody that gets a certificate has it all uniform, this is especially important for court ordered rehab stays
its entirely possible someone fucked up one of the names whilst typing them out on this new certificate
but im with the rest here, it doesnt look real to me o.0 it looks... off, and thats not the only thing thats off
top kek at 45 days of rehab for opiate addiction, what did you learn in 45 days, how to stop sweating?
ive heard of 1-6 week detox places, as the point there is to BEGIN your recovery, not end it and go home after, but 45 day rehab? fucking lol
 
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coomer mcgee said:
lol
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Lucas, you will never be a father and you will also never be a mother. You will never be a woman, you are incapable to have offspring. Your family's lineage ends here because you placed your autogynephilic fetish above procreation and severed your testicles. You are nothing but a palace eunuch of the Globohomo Cathedral.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Anyway the Empanada argument coaxed Keffals into posting their certificate of completion for rehab
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I'll only believe it when it's framed on the wall in the background of the streams. Then I'll concede and confess I was wrong to ever question Keffals or repeatedly challenge him to debates.
 
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Finger Pistols said:
I had the sudden urge to make this upon witnessing that certificate. I know it's a shitty quick edit, but I had a laugh.
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Here you have a template if you want to make one.
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Edit: Made one without the chinnese characters, it looks better and it was bothering my autistic ass.
Edit 2: Added template without the thing on the right.
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Nicholas II of Russia said:
This has potential, count me in.

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Fuck it, can't resist on joining in on the fun.
 
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JamesWebbSlinger said:
It stems from a Twitter post made in 2021 by some z-list person who took umbrage at a white woman making a cook book revolving around Asian cuisine. Because epicanthic folds are, in some way required to make noodles, I guess:
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The woman claimed the responses to the tweet increased her need for therapy & shared her Paypal for donations:
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Some responses were "spicy", by Twitter standards:
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& the fact Lucas is using an Asian noodle recipe, & not an Italian one, should be grounds to revoke his Dago designation.
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Yeah, there is some more info hidden here somewhere in this thread.
So in Aug 2021 Keffals retweeted with "because dumplings and noodles are tasty"
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And then a year later Roslyn, craving for attention, felt butthurt again and brought it up again:
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This escalated and Elliot felt the need to chime in and lecture Keffals.
This backfired and now Elliot was also butthurt because Keffals his followers started to spam Elliot's tweets by replying "but noodles are tasty" :story:

Edit - Tweet where Elliot says "you do owe an apology over the cultural appropriation noodle thing..."
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Edit - some more Elliot buuthurt:
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Elliot an inch away of having some 'girly talk':
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Asian tech support said:
So his fancy dancy 20k CAD program issues a summer camp staff trainer tier scanned certificate that has a typo on the name of one of the signatories of all things? Wasn't he also supposed to have one that said he was "good at not doing drugs" or is that the same thing?
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20k for that!!

Lucas is even more of a sucker.


I have seen better looking fakes from curry eaters that they brought from India.
 
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What is 'J*i'?

If Dong Gone isn't from the North of China (which would've been a different nation at the time that dumplings were invented, 2,500 years ago), would he not be appropriating dumplings and noodles (which are also from the north) himself? I'm assuming he's cantonese, given that most immigrants from China are?
 
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perfect_buddy_ga said:
What is 'J*i'?

If Dong Gone isn't from the North of China (which would've been a different nation at the time that dumplings were invented, 2,500 years ago), would he not be appropriating dumplings and noodles (which are also from the north) himself? I'm assuming he's cantonese, given that most immigrants from China are?
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Someone named "Jai" whom I don't have the lore memorized over. Love to know why whoever it is mandates the fear-asterisking.
 
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Mikoyan said:
Someone named "Jai" whom I don't have the lore memorized over. Love to know why whoever it is mandates the fear-asterisking.
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The very high level summary I can find is that Jai is a black troon who runs/ran a black troon gofundme grift who is accused by troons of celebrating Keffals getting swatted
 
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