Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Obligatory meme edit, but also a question. Who is that guy in the background? Is that his fucking dad? :story:
 
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Something Awful said:
Keffals decided to do his "weekly" stream this week for a change, for a massive audience of 200 viewers. It's on his normal YouTube channel, which raises the question of why he made a separate, unused channel for live streams. Guess he hadn't thought it through.

Anyway, I dropped in for a little bit and heard him talk about hypocrisy, which is always a good time coming from Keffals.

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Interesting how every community in which Lucas gets involved turns out to be full of poisonous snakes, tenderqueers and toxic hypocrites. What could be the common denominator?
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Lucas lacks the social awareness to realize he is the asshole.

Imagine being that much of an obnoxious retard that even the island of misfit toys would vote Lucas off the island.
 
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Ignore the title, it's just bait, it's so over though, taken simultaneously.

I'll do a text rundown because it's fucking boring
  • Keffals revealed the book being written is an autobiography, probably about the KiwiFarms saga
  • Therapist in rehab apparently kept trying to hint Keffals is autistic because can't look people in the eyes etc
  • Tipster donated 10 gift subs
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  • Tipster also called into the stream on his lunch break, went on to suggest that he could maybe book a day off of work in order to stream Rocket League with Keffals
  • Keffals says Augie comes off sounding like a Groyper
  • Tipster got off of work it seems and is currently back on the stream for a second time
That's it, we're now down to 130 viewers and I'm throwing in the towel
I saw some Tipster memes on Twitter which I liked though since Tipster being constantly there is more entertaining than Keffals right now.
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Polentic said:
I read part of it and it blew my mind how retarded Femoyz is.
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Femoyz is a weird one, during ChrisTheNarc's stream segment on the Augie debate he sent in about 15 superchats making jokes on Keffals, like "Keffals likes lines" and shit like that, not a fake account either, Jalyn was there chatting as well.
 
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Something Awful said:
Keffals decided to do his "weekly" stream this week for a change, for a massive audience of 200 viewers. It's on his normal YouTube channel, which raises the question of why he made a separate, unused channel for live streams. Guess he hadn't thought it through.

Anyway, I dropped in for a little bit and heard him talk about hypocrisy, which is always a good time coming from Keffals.

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The worst part is the hypocrisy?


Onto the few interesting tweets Lucas has posted.
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This was funny, why'd Lucas delete it?
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Lucas, you do realize that past performance does not indicate future results? You can't live off of the GoFundMe money forever. At least two-thirds of it is already gone.
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The Patreon is dipping rapidly. Twitch money is turning into dust because of your own choices and fear of being banned before TwitchCon. You aren't making fat stacks on YouTube videos since you haven't uploaded for weeks (shitty numbers anyway). I'm not going to even look at your gay little honeypot site. Better stay off the drugs or you're going to gave to study the ways of Phil in Seattle.
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Lucas is trying to big bro CC members by comparing his stats with theirs. There's just one small problem. This is stats from Twitch. The CC is almost entirely on YouTube due to slur usage. Lucas doesn't seem to mind showing off his follower hemorrhaging either. Lucas can't even compare his YouTube stats since he makes all livestreams only for paypigs to see after they end. Compulsive liars, indeed.
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(DeOrio mentions the Farms)

Keffals: I've had a hard time finding Kiwi Farms since they've been kicked off the clearnet :smug:

DeOrio: You can find meth on the darknet but you can't find Kiwi Farms?

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Turns out moving to Bongland made Lucas even more retarded. The last time someone tried to cope deny hawking his Kiwifarms thread, a certain Bong claimed he can't get on because it's blocked by his ISP.

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There's something weird about that stupid island, a tsunami would be nice,
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
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Obligatory meme edit, but also a question. Who is that guy in the background? Is that his fucking dad? :story:
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I think that's morgz's dad. Some britbong who was mocked by retarded commentary channels for making children brainrot.
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Also I've seen no proof for this but its kinda funny. Femyoz apparently has a diaper fetish.
 
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Sorry frens, been busy touching grass and sneeding on my phone. For some reason the Bluesky site loads like shit on my phone. Well, here is all of Keffals his spergery during the drama he had on Twitter on Bluesky during the period I wasn't terminally online (which Lucas should REALLY try).

Apparently, you can't order noodles on a delivery app in Ireland, which we know from the dox is the only way this faggot is able to eat, so he has to "learn" doing it himself.
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Dunno what he means with "skeet", but it seems to be something that's super cool to use in the tranny community.
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I'd think Iain the fox who is a degen furry, is the first person Lucas has blocked on Bluesky for his based reply. Weird that a degen furfag has a better sense of social stuff than our boi Lucas.
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Apparently Lucas is sorry for starting Twitter drama (press X to doubt).
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I am not autistic enough to understand what Lucas means here.
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Lucas reposts a ultra le edgy meme from fellow tranny Oliver Thorn.
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Not sure if he was clapped for this tweet or one of his little faggy buddies, but him quoting his previous tweet makes me think it was him.
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Apparently Lucas learned something about accountability in rehab. As he never went to rehab, he never learned anything about accountibility.
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Cope seethe and dilate message about him streaming:
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Lucas responds to that gay degen furry who called him out with just posting "no" and deflecting on the furries suggestion. The furry still wins this convo. Just a reminder, Lucas got pwned by a furry AND Leafy at this point. This is just beyond sad.
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And finally, some le edge post about Elon Musk killing trannies by allowing free speech, and some ultrafaggot who speaks Dutch sperges on about the definition in Dutch of "freedom of speech", like anyone outside of two small countries and a couple of nigger infested islands give a flying fuck.
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That's all for now. I am now going to lay down for a bit because I have to recover from all the autism Lucas is dropping on that failure of a site.
 
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It will never not be hilarious to me how people gravedance about twitter's performance degrading since Musk allegedly fired all the engineers and yet twitter alternatives perform like shit.
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Yeah, if this should be the alternative the trannies are truly fucked. The site throws a fuckload of 500 errors, and unexplainable Javascript errors on my mobile browser which I am too lazy to debug.

Twitter runs perfectly compared to this heaping pile of shit.
 
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Yeah, if this should be the alternative the trannies are truly fucked. The site throws a fuckload of 500 errors, and unexplainable Javascript errors on my mobile browser which I am too lazy to debug.

Twitter runs perfectly compared to this heaping pile of shit.
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Even Kiwifarms on tor nowadays runs better. The worst I'll get is sometimes pages timing out but I just get a new tor connection and it works fine. I only got 500 errors when the site was on clearnet a few months ago.
 
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Is this Dorsey poking fun at dickless troons?
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A quick search shows it's an unofficial thing:
In the midst of the chaos on Thursday, the CEO took a moment to beg people to please stop calling posts “skeets” — a putative amalgam of “sky” and “tweet,” but really mostly a slangy reference to seminal emissions. (The interface itself only refers to posts as posts.)
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Verge article penned by Sarah Jeong, who you'll remember as an anti-white former member of the NYT editorial board.
 
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In that context, it's what posts are known as on Bluesky. I've actually seen the term used in an MSM article a couple of weeks ago.

Skeet is also slang for ejaculating.
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I have only seen degens like Keffals or other trannies say 'skeet' so far on there, hence why I couldn't place it.
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A quick search shows it's an unofficial thing:
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Yeah, it would be one of the dumbest ways to call messages on that failure of a site.
 
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