Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Kees H said:
It appears his 100k Canadistan dollars grift fund is running low, he needs people to subscribe to his Patreon.
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Indeed, the money is running out and desperation is setting in. In spite of Lucas's impotent flailing, the Patreon keeps sinking.

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His latest plan is to charge people $3 per minute to make him watch videos.

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It's ok though, the money Lucas grifted never made him happy.

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muhpronouns said:
His voice over commentary is just horrible. He sounds like he can't close his mouth all the way and is constantly trying to not drool on himself.
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Considering all the chemical crap it's dumped in it's body, there's a fair chance that is literally the case. Entirely possible to permanently fuck up the parts of your body that return and keep your muscles in their normal at-rest state if you do hard drugs for long enough.
 
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muhpronouns said:
His voice over commentary is just horrible. He sounds like he can't close his mouth all the way and is constantly trying to not drool on himself.
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Lucas thought voice-over work meant just doing his same shtick, but this time without a camera on him.
Not realising that you need to do more to convey emotions since the audience cannot see your face.
Admittedly, the gormless visage he usually dons is well-represented in this monotone delivery.
 
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Keffals is streaming on Twitch at the moment. Sounds quite drunk or otherwise inebriated, no face cam. Says he just got back from a "bike ride" (it's 3 AM in Ireland). lol.

Also, he put a bunch of his old videos back on YouTube, and it's some of the cringiest stuff I've ever seen.







 
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How likely is it that some fancy rehab center in Toronto hands out certificates from some late 90s clusterfuck of a 'free templates' website?
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Sure, the color is off but if you're going to fake a participation certificate anyway, changing that only takes a few seconds more.
The layout is different of course but the rest is exactly the same.
I couldn't find that particular template on that website because is a unorganized mess but I found a pic of it on pinterest (A).
 
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Also, he put a bunch of his old videos back on YouTube, and it's some of the cringiest stuff I've ever seen.
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Jesus christ, I knew Lucas was cringe, but this is nuclear levels of cringe. His laugh is one of the most haunting laughs I have ever heard, it's so fucked up that he should voice act in horror movies, it gives the feeling of one of those Disney cartoon witches.

Keffals his new video, "The F1NN5TER Allegations", you know, one of his best videos ever according to him just dropped an hour ago (now at 2.2k views, I wonder how many views came from his Discord which he once told to play the videos over and over to get them in the algorithm):


The gameplay footage he uses is really distracting, as it is so active compared to his monotone boring as fuck voice. The video is therefore even more unwatchable than usual. I thought it was worth to archive it here tho, if this is his "magnum opus" according to him. The video itself is about some faggot on the internet crossdressing while not being a tranny according to that faggot himself. I didn't really get any further than a couple of minutes in before I felt entire clusters of braincells die of boredom but I guess that's the gist of this video, apparently trannies are mad this crossdressing faggot (to distinguish him from the other faggot, Lucas) is passing better as a women than they are, so they hate him.

With all of the active movement due to the gameplay it's hard as fuck to compress down this abomination of a video to something that can be uploaded to Kiwi Farms. Stop it Lucas. It makes your shit unwatchable so it's a pain in the ass to get it on the only website that still follows your bullshit.
 
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What a boring dogshit video. Even on double speed he sounds so fucking boring and sterile (kinda like his amhole as paid for by Kangsley). This did not need to be a 15 minute video. The topic is boring enough as is but its not like there's much to go off to start with. Aside from a couple of clips of F1NN5TER denying being a troon, that's basically all the evidence Lucas brought to the table. The rest was just him rereading Tweets a bunch of troons made about this. You probably could've covered all the shit in the video in under 5 minutes, but instead he drags it out. As for Lucas's commentary, dull voice aside, he is really shit at commentary. He is just a robot reading from a script. It sounds so stitled and rigid. He doesn't even try to make it more interesting like adding in a joke. The closest we get to a joke is him saying being Bri'ish is bad. I do agree with @Kees H that the gameplay does not suit the energy of his voice. He probably would've been better off with a static image or a slow moving graphic as a background. The music doesn't even fit the gameplay. The editing failed to compensate slightly for Lucas's non existent talent.

I figured I'd at least post some of what I consider slightly accidently funny screenshots, perhaps they can be used for some memes:
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Keemstar troon timeline. Lucas taking a cheap shot at Keem. No surprise there.
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SpokesMAN of the Gays (FTFY Lucas)
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Absolutely fucking horrifying. How is it that the femboy is more convincing as a real woman that whatever the fuck that creature is on the right. Go back to Mordor you deformed orc looking ass gobloid.
 
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Kees H said:
Jesus christ, I knew Lucas was cringe, but this is nuclear levels of cringe. His laugh is one of the most haunting laughs I have ever heard, it's so fucked up that he should voice act in horror movies, it gives the feeling of one of those Disney cartoon witches.

Keffals his new video, "The F1NN5TER Allegations", you know, one of his best videos ever according to him just dropped an hour ago (now at 2.2k views, I wonder how many views came from his Discord which he once told to play the videos over and over to get them in the algorithm):

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The gameplay footage he uses is really distracting, as it is so active compared to his monotone boring as fuck voice. The video is therefore even more unwatchable than usual. I thought it was worth to archive it here tho, if this is his "magnum opus" according to him. The video itself is about some faggot on the internet crossdressing while not being a tranny according to that faggot himself. I didn't really get any further than a couple of minutes in before I felt entire clusters of braincells die of boredom but I guess that's the gist of this video, apparently trannies are mad this crossdressing faggot (to distinguish him from the other faggot, Lucas) is passing better as a women than they are, so they hate him.

With all of the active movement due to the gameplay it's hard as fuck to compress down this abomination of a video to something that can be uploaded to Kiwi Farms. Stop it Lucas. It makes your shit unwatchable so it's a pain in the ass to get it on the only website that still follows your bullshit.
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I have a monotone voice myself but I couldn't make it past 2 minutes with this fuckhead. Thanks for sharing though.
 
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Kees H said:
Jesus christ, I knew Lucas was cringe, but this is nuclear levels of cringe. His laugh is one of the most haunting laughs I have ever heard, it's so fucked up that he should voice act in horror movies, it gives the feeling of one of those Disney cartoon witches.

Keffals his new video, "The F1NN5TER Allegations", you know, one of his best videos ever according to him just dropped an hour ago (now at 2.2k views, I wonder how many views came from his Discord which he once told to play the videos over and over to get them in the algorithm):

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The gameplay footage he uses is really distracting, as it is so active compared to his monotone boring as fuck voice. The video is therefore even more unwatchable than usual. I thought it was worth to archive it here tho, if this is his "magnum opus" according to him. The video itself is about some faggot on the internet crossdressing while not being a tranny according to that faggot himself. I didn't really get any further than a couple of minutes in before I felt entire clusters of braincells die of boredom but I guess that's the gist of this video, apparently trannies are mad this crossdressing faggot (to distinguish him from the other faggot, Lucas) is passing better as a women than they are, so they hate him.

With all of the active movement due to the gameplay it's hard as fuck to compress down this abomination of a video to something that can be uploaded to Kiwi Farms. Stop it Lucas. It makes your shit unwatchable so it's a pain in the ass to get it on the only website that still follows your bullshit.
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Now, maybe I am going barmy, but is Lucas attempting to copy the style of Leafy's old commentary videos with this? What with the completely unrelated, muted gameplay footage in the background, while masticating over innane internet drama, etc. Or is the entire Youtube Commentary "genre" that unoriginal?

I am happy, regardless, because if it is the former, Lucas can not get over Leafy. If the latter, Lucas is just that creatively bankrupt.
 
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Keemstar troon timeline. Lucas taking a cheap shot at Keem. No surprise there.
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I get it that Keemstar dates younger women, but using human trafficker & accused molester of minors, Ghislaine Maxwell as the face of a trooned-out Keem is not the own you think it is, Lucas...But, then again, Lucas would know the predelictions of the troon community best.
 
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