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[Lake]

"My pussy, my pussy! I'm getting a new cyberpunk pussy guys, have you heard about my pussy? Now that my pussy is fixed, I can fit things in my pussy way easier. I can't wait to do pussy-related activities with my new pussy."

- A brave reality enjoyer with a high opinion of women

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

WAKE UP BABE, HUMBERT HUMBERT JUST DROPPED THE REVISION SAGA UPDATE!!!!
Yes, there’s been a lot of delays in getting this up, with the site being down and me being busy, but I finally have it. It’s actually a good thing I waited this long, because now I’m able to get the entire pre-surgery and post surgery thing in one post! He was discharged from the hospital yesterday (May 13, hopefully I get this thing up by midnight), so that’s all covered here! Thanks again for the well-wishes and concern guys, it means more to me than you think. And also a huge thank you to the heroic farmers who decided to brave his Twitter account in my absence (yes, all that shit you saw was actually 100% normal and no, I’m unbothered by it). As you can probably already guess, this update's gonna be a little different than usual, solely due to the nature and sheer amount of the content.

I think I want to pull out my eyes with a spoon after reading all of that.

Excellent job recollecting the archives, OP.

 

[kittyfucker]

"PPT vaginoplasty was originally made for cis women born without vaginas"

Cool... it still isn't a vagina

 

[Flamin Park]

Congrats to Kevin for finally having everything perfect, a working natural vagina he can get fucked in* and the Kiwi Farms eliminated forever.

I only scrolled back a day since the server is being a bit slow at the moment, this is just the surgery related shit:
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If you're concerned that Kevin being cooped up in the hospital is stopping him from retweeting porn and other thirst tweets or tweeting his own stupid thoughts on everything do not worry, here is an example:
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"All it means is a better world needs to start being built asap, the status quo is what allowed fascism to rise" - Kevin Gibes, 2023.

*His immediate post-hospital plans are to play Zelda.

As soon as I read the 'OKAY maybe it's not AS different externally...' tweet I got the same feeling you get when you get half way up the lift hill of an especially thrilling and scary rollercoaster

Like 'wow this thing is getting pretty high and the anticipation is both scaring and exciting me and I hope my seatbelt works'

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

"Human bodies are weird"

No.

Trannies are weird.

 

[Flamin Park]

Maybe Kevin gets more than just the physical pleasure. AGPs want to see themselves as holes to be fucked. Don't sell the psychological pleasure of realizing your sexual fantasy short.

Also, what're the odds on Kevin getting addicted to oxycontin?

Unlikely
Unfortunately for kevkev and grifting doctors across the land, after the purdue shenanigans the DEA started cracking down REALLY hard on opioid scriptstto the point actual pain patients were struggling and that's why heroin and fentanyl have had such a boom
As addicts cut off from meds have turned to the streets. Sadly for kev's would be opioid addiction his Dr will probably give him a few days worth after discharge and then he'll be on otcs, and none of the tranchers are going into the hood to cop because they're nerdy white boys who would get robbed for their shoes before they got out the car

So he'll have his oxy high for as long as it takes him to get home and write adoring reviews of this doctor (like his last butcher) then he'll get the dysphoria and real pain with only ibuprofen and weed to manage it. Also good luck pushing out an opiate constipation shit after they tunneled into your colon without your intestines falling out lel

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

It's always funny when troons talk about their post surgery bodies like they're naturally occuring objects. Like, the ancient primeval troons would wander the Serengeti until some affirming lions gored their bodies into alignment or something.

 

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none of the tranchers are going into the hood to cop because they're nerdy white boys who would get robbed for their shoes before they got out the car

 

[A Grey Cat]

modern day plague doctor tier surgery.

Hey man don't rag on plague doctors, at least they had the excuse of not knowing jack about how science and the human body actually works. the one thing they were kinda right about was covering your face and most of your body in protective gear could reduce (but not eliminate) your chances of getting sick. And most of all they tried to save people's lives, and if that failed at least they were around to bury and burn the bodies.

Srs and hrs surgeons know damn well what they do violates the hipocratic oath. They choose to do it anyways.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Previous tweet from two days ago, Mxtress feels bad so Penny keeps buying him toys and feeding his addiction.

The three posts about the cat missing him, the solo UK trip, and Mistress overcompensating with baby toys are kind of sad...whats the point of all these partners if none of them is really around?

The way the 'cules are portrayed, I'd have expected constant big Sense8 hugfests with lots of doting and a welcome-home party - or at least a "can I bring you anything while you're laid up." Instead, it's none of my partners could come to the hospital" and "I hope one day one of my lovers will do something fun with me.". Sounds lonely if you're supposed to have companions - I love solo travel, but the polycule seems curiously un-cule-like, more like random electrons pinging around, or some kind of formal relationship that really just isn't that personal, and they all go do their own things, people, etc.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Kevin lives in Colorado, which has state laws requiring insurance companies cover all trans surgeries. All of this, plus his upcoming breast augmentation, is covered by Colorado Medicaid. You’ll often see Kevin bring up Kaiser, which is an option with CO Medicaid.

All of his elective surgeries are covered with a gender dysphoria diagnosis.

If the constant brainwashing of thier children doesn't break the normies and make them revolt against the tranny loving system, then there's a good chance getting fleeced to pay for them lazing around all day and getting cosmetic surgery while they work their fingers to the bones will.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

Imagine the lack of self awareness required to voluntarily become a hormone experiment, then volunteer to get chopped. What kind of human would even consider the very first steps into this lunacy as something that was normal, let alone needed. The basic idea behind evolution is that every member of every species will have a biological drive to ensure its genes get passed along and that such drive to procreate will occur to it naturally. Imagine the people who support and encourage going against it.
Imagine the sheer rebellion against nature that it entails to completely erase this drive and make a mockery of it with not one but two chopshop procedures. What kind of thoughts would have gone through this man's head to not consider pain, possible future procreation or even just self preservation in favor of ''affirming'' his perversion as an identity?

What kind of blindness to one's own condition and ignorance of one's self destructive actions enable this man to trust himself? He has done more damage to himself by himself than what anyone could have ever done to him.

I see drug addicts chase their next high knowing it could kill them, I see chronic smokers smoke knowing the next cig could be the one that gives them cancer, I see alcoholics drink their senses away knowing there's little more to their life. But in this man what I see is someone destroying himself so utterly and completely without a single thought as to whether what he's doing to himself is harmful in any way.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

"PPT vaginoplasty was originally made for cis women born without vaginas"

Cool... it still isn't a vagina

My favorite is "it quacks like a vagina" because, beside the obvious infantile idiom, he's completely wrong. It does not, in fact, behave/function like a vagina unless your extraordinarily shallow concept of a vagina is "a hole between legs to put penis/bad dragon dildo into."

Like, that's not a vagina. A vagina is not a dead-end pocket of flesh. A vagina isn't even the primary reproductive organ in women; it's a tunnel leading TO the primary reproductive organ. Can you fellow wimmins imagine needing your sexual partners to confirm to you that your vagina is a vagina? Just girly things.

It tells you everything you need to know about troons that Kevryn is like yup, this baby can fit an action figure in it, thus I am woman.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Basically if his abdominal obstruction isn't an adhesion then it's likely part of his intestine has herniated - pushed through a weak spot in the abdominal wall and become trapped ("incarcerated").

Called it! ...though I'm mildly impressed that Kevin managed to pull it off so quickly.

Gee, I wonder what might have made his abdominal wall have a weak spot? I wonder if cutting off part of the peritoneal membrane that's wrapped around his organs in order to make a new amhole could have something to do with it?

Probably doesn't help matters that Kevin's a fatass who eats nothing but junk food, so he's got a lot of extra weight pressing down on things.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The three posts about the cat missing him, the solo UK trip, and Mistress overcompensating with baby toys are kind of sad...whats the point of all these partners if none of them is really around?

I think they visited him more than the post suggest, they did help him when he nearly fainted a few days ago. They might be bringing him food and he's not tweeting about it. Then again, Kevin doesn't move much so he could be using the few moving times a day to make sure he's walking like the doctor asks, an efficient use of lazy.

Kevin had one of his UK ticket paid for by the internet. Like, he wistfully tweeted an ebeg and someone paid for it. He had another trip planned too so he got a preplanned one he paid for and an ebeg trip he didn't. With moving, I don't think Penny could afford to be away from his dirt farm. This is Kevin going to visit his polycule friends in UK, who will then try to have sex with him and he'll half heartedly suck dick.

Anyway, my point is that I think the polycule is like a weird family that hasn't slept sith each other since their genitals were cut off. We have Penny and Kevin talking about sex they had until Penny fully embraced asexuality with his ball snip (apparently he used to BDSM with the two men, eww), and Kevin obviously had his falsegina attempted. Kevin and Jen can't support themselves financially without Penny (who fails to support himself too), Penny can't support himself ego-wise without other people in his house to baby (the irony of him leaving both his previous wife and kids is not lost on me). There's some love, but your observation of it being misjointed and more like a bunch of nerds huddling together for support is pretty spot on. Hopefully there's rituals and routines they do that affirm love, but it's the kind a loose family would do rather than a group of lovers. Penny being a shit mom and dad to them is one.

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Kevin seems to have awakened.


Everything else is retweets or Tears of the Kingdom posting, this is the only funny one to me.

Spoiler: GLAAD being forced community ratioed

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Probably doesn't help matters that Kevin's a fatass who eats nothing but junk food, so he's got a lot of extra weight pressing down on things.

Didn't he also tweet about doing kegals compulsively like right after the surgery? I feel like this was back in one of our patron saint @Humbert Humbert posts where Kevryn says something like "if it was super important to not try doing kegals, I assume they would have told me!" Which is a thought somehow even further beyond his so-called "bimbo" brain level of stupid. If they didn't EXPLICITLY tell you no, then it's prob ok? Kev is the reason we have "do not operate in shower" warnings on toasters.

Anyway, I figured his compulsive abdominal tightening probably caused this. Which is even funnier when you consider that Kevvie hadn't flexed his abdomen on purpose probably ever before he had his insides scrambled by a robot.

Added: here's the tweet.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway, my point is that I think the polycule is like a weird family that hasn't slept sith each other since their genitals were cut off. We have Penny and Kevin talking about sex they had until Penny fully embraced asexuality with his ball snip (apparently he used to BDSM with the two men, eww), and Kevin obviously had his falsegina attempted.

I think asexuality is a cope in the troon community that they adopt as an excuse for refusing to have sex with other gross, disgusting troons.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I think asexuality is a cope in the troon community that they adopt as an excuse for refusing to have sex with other gross, disgusting troons.

Totally. That and HRT + the possible snip removes their sex drives, and possibly any a anti-depressants they take. Super cope for getting rid of their own sex drive medically.

 

[Flamin Park]

I think asexuality is a cope in the troon community that they adopt as an excuse for refusing to have sex with other gross, disgusting troons.

All the post op troons are 'asexual'

Look at Kev's desperate 'horny' posting; it'd be so hot if someone inflated me like a blueberry, ugh what if someone could read my mind

Even when he actually talks about sex it's always about the end of it, now I'm working on a sample size of me and anyone I've ever talked to about sex here but if we're fantasising about sex it's usually about having sex

Not kev; even when he actually talks about sexual mechanics it's about the end of it; his (male) partner cumming

He has exactly zero excitement about the actual process of sex. It's like talking to people running a marathon and Kev is excited to buy merch and take a photo at the end and never talks about actually running
He's voluntarily put himself into a state of permanent post nut clarity and that's why he's stoned 24/7 and can't go two seconds without buying stupid children's shit or watching children's cartoons: because reality is fucking grim

Kev's never been a particularly horny person in general I think; he got into edgy fetish things because he's a weirdo and the no judgement thing appealed, and he started dating penny because he could put up with occasional gay stuff in exchange for never working a day in his life. His pre op 'sex life' was always more akin to an an ancient Greek eromenus with his erastes even with his former gf

Aka Kevin puts out with minimal effort because it's easier than working

After the surgery he just LARPs like a teenager to Twitter because it's the only way he knows how to get attention and money

I think he's legitimately too autistic to actually desire sex with anyone

 

[Fornicario]

Didn't he also tweet about doing kegals compulsively like right after the surgery? I feel like this was back in one of our patron saint @Humbert Humbert posts where Kevryn says something like "if it was super important to not try doing kegals, I assume they would have told me!" Which is a thought somehow even further beyond his so-called "bimbo" brain level of stupid. If they didn't EXPLICITLY tell you no, then it's prob ok? Kev is the reason we have "do not operate in shower" warnings on toasters.

Anyway, I figured his compulsive abdominal tightening probably caused this. Which is even funnier when you consider that Kevvie hadn't flexed his abdomen on purpose probably ever before he had his insides scrambled by a robot.

Added: here's the tweet.
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I swear his mother should have left him in a dumpster once the cord was cut. Normal people think "I've had abdominal surgery, maybe I shouldn't strain those muscles" Kevy just goes for it and damn the consequences.