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Even when he actually talks about sex it's always about the end of it, now I'm working on a sample size of me and anyone I've ever talked to about sex here but if we're fantasising about sex it's usually about having sex
That's because the irony of troonery is these coombrained psychos have crippled, mutilated, or even outright destroyed their genitals, so the process of "sex" for them is some mixture of awkward, unpleasant, agonizingly painful, and outright impossible. There's nothing to fantasize about because they can't do it.
 
Aka Kevin puts out with minimal effort because it's easier than working
You know most families still advocate for the women to like... not just become a "Mrs." to someone. I'm sure Kevin's mom did. Even then, he's doing it horribly wrong, you look for a man who can actually support you with good job prospects, not uh, Penny the child abandoner the former target employee.


Has he stopped dilating yet? "Oh, I can skip it just this once, I'm tired". "You don't have to do it every day". "My pussy is so tight, heheh".

"Waaaaaaah, I can't have sex"

I give it six weeks.
I'm more worried about his abdominal wall and such. He's just too fat, skinny people would have problems too.
 
Undeniably the most masculine thing about troons is their obsession with neovaginal depth as if it were penis size.

Men obsess over penis size.

Women do not obsess over vaginal depth. I have never ever once my life seen an actual woman brag, care, or bring up vaginal depth unless it relates to an actual medical condition like shallow vagina.

Maybe sometimes tightness will be mentioned either as an insult or a brag VERY rarely, but actual depth? Literally never.
The main understated reason for this is that real vaginas expand to fit, they don't have a set "depth". Kevin's bragging is cope for the fact that his zombie scar tissue hole can never relax or contract to suit any dick, never mind a baby's head to suit his pregnancy fetish.
 
That's because the irony of troonery is these coombrained psychos have crippled, mutilated, or even outright destroyed their genitals, so the process of "sex" for them is some mixture of awkward, unpleasant, agonizingly painful, and outright impossible. There's nothing to fantasize about because they can't do it.
What's terrifyingly hilarious about this statement is the big brains upstairs who push these "treatments" haven't had this thought yet. Once these people realize what "society" allowed them to do to themselves (for the adulation of the militant liberal) the straights and the decent fags are in for it. The troons who are shooting shit up now is just the tip of the iceberg.
 
I swear his mother should have left him in a dumpster once the cord was cut. Normal people think "I've had abdominal surgery, maybe I shouldn't strain those muscles" Kevy just goes for it and damn the consequences.
Actually, I want to point out that Kevin tried to strain non-existent muscles since despite his protests that he has a vagina he just sorta has a cavity that kind of looks like one so it wouldn't have any of the muscles to do kegels with. I presume that at this point there can't be any of the muscles involved in the way a man would do kegels left so all he's doing is clenching his butthole, the anti-AmHole for Kevin, too hard. He's probably lucky, and Jen disappointed, that he didn't shit himself.

The three posts about the cat missing him, the solo UK trip, and Mistress overcompensating with baby toys are kind of sad...whats the point of all these partners if none of them is really around?

The way the 'cules are portrayed, I'd have expected constant big Sense8 hugfests with lots of doting and a welcome-home party - or at least a "can I bring you anything while you're laid up." Instead, it's none of my partners could come to the hospital" and "I hope one day one of my lovers will do something fun with me.". Sounds lonely if you're supposed to have companions - I love solo travel, but the polycule seems curiously un-cule-like, more like random electrons pinging around, or some kind of formal relationship that really just isn't that personal, and they all go do their own things, people, etc.

I think they visited him more than the post suggest, they did help him when he nearly fainted a few days ago. They might be bringing him food and he's not tweeting about it. Then again, Kevin doesn't move much so he could be using the few moving times a day to make sure he's walking like the doctor asks, an efficient use of lazy.

Kevin had one of his UK ticket paid for by the internet. Like, he wistfully tweeted an ebeg and someone paid for it. He had another trip planned too so he got a preplanned one he paid for and an ebeg trip he didn't. With moving, I don't think Penny could afford to be away from his dirt farm. This is Kevin going to visit his polycule friends in UK, who will then try to have sex with him and he'll half heartedly suck dick.

Anyway, my point is that I think the polycule is like a weird family that hasn't slept sith each other since their genitals were cut off. We have Penny and Kevin talking about sex they had until Penny fully embraced asexuality with his ball snip (apparently he used to BDSM with the two men, eww), and Kevin obviously had his falsegina attempted. Kevin and Jen can't support themselves financially without Penny (who fails to support himself too), Penny can't support himself ego-wise without other people in his house to baby (the irony of him leaving both his previous wife and kids is not lost on me). There's some love, but your observation of it being misjointed and more like a bunch of nerds huddling together for support is pretty spot on. Hopefully there's rituals and routines they do that affirm love, but it's the kind a loose family would do rather than a group of lovers. Penny being a shit mom and dad to them is one.
There's also the fact that despite this being a communist commune Kevin clearly keeps all his finances separate to spend on himself rather than it all being dumped into a collective kitty for the Tranch. The others probably legitimately can't afford to travel.
 
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it wouldn't have any of the muscles to do kegels with
Men can do kegels too. Kegels are just pelvic floor exercises and men can also tune those muscles to an extent. They can help men with incontinence and sex stuff. That said, Kevryn chonked a hole right in the middle of said pelvic floor, so I can't really fathom what he's doing for what purpose.
 
Men can do kegels too. Kegels are just pelvic floor exercises and men can also tune those muscles to an extent. They can help men with incontinence and sex stuff. That said, Kevryn chonked a hole right in the middle of said pelvic floor, so I can't really fathom what he's doing for what purpose.
That's what I was getting to in the next sentence, they dug into that shit and left a hole so I can't imagine it's going to operate as it's supposed to either for a woman nor a man. And this retard tried to do them just out of the hospital.
 
Do we have a thread on Jasmine? He's one of the biggest trans retard takes this side of the west.
Funny you mention that. Jeffery has been one of my personal cows for the better part since 2021. He's kind of on the weird borderline of not being quite interesting enough to stand out, but somewhat entertaining in his own right. I don't know what it is about Asian dudes who absolutely don't pass, wanting to troon out. They always have the blockiest heads and jawlines that rival Liz Dong Jones.

he once had a girlfriend before he trooned out but she eventually left him. He studied engineering in school, but now writes D&D books and he seems to be retweeted by Kevin quite often
 
Fucking GLAAD was always full of airheaded queens. As objectionable as this goblin creature waxing poetic about his cybercunt or whatever is, at least he's so self absorbed he doesn't have time to advocate installing 'upgrades' on others.

All the post op troons are 'asexual'...even when he actually talks about sexual mechanics it's about the end of it; his (male) partner cumming
I brought this up in the Erin Reed thread, but I challenge anybody to find pornography from even off-mainstream sites of post-op MtFs, alone or together. The concept of two neovaginas clunking together appears to be creepypasta tier fantasy, and it shows from how their descriptions of sex sound like passive-aggressive virgin fanfiction. I'm beginning to think every time troons give alien-autopsy rundowns of their sexual lives they're just on a drug-fueled masturbation session.
 
The troons who are shooting shit up now is just the tip o
So Audrey Hale's motivation for her shooting was she was pissed at the realization that she'll bever be a real man even if she'd gotten a flesh tube installed and will always be reminded she has ovaries and people will still misgender her once every month till her mid to late 40s? Had she still been alive that is?


Geez good thing Kevin opted to dull his anger with weed and larping as a child.
 
HUH, WHO KNEW? (a) Between this and being surprised at organ failure being a possible complication, I don't think Kevin read that informed consent form at all.

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He also mentioned projectile vomiting green stuff earlier (a), which can be a symptom of bowel blockage, whoops!
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Correct, Kevin's first surgery was made from inverting his penis skin, not using colon tissue, and the revision used the tissue of the peritoneum
you do it so we dont have to TYFYS

Unfortunately for kevkev and grifting doctors across the land, after the purdue shenanigans the DEA started cracking down REALLY hard on opioid scriptstto the point actual pain patients were struggling and that's why heroin and fentanyl have had such a boom
its really fucked up. my buddys dying of cancer and he cant get pain meds beyond a fucking perc 5 wich is what this troon gets
 
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HUH, WHO KNEW? (a) Between this and being surprised at organ failure being a possible complication, I don't think Kevin read that informed consent form at all.

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He also mentioned projectile vomiting green stuff earlier (a), which can be a symptom of bowel blockage, whoops!
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What a fabulous candidate for surgery! These surgeons won't stop until they get their very own slayer song written about them will they
 
its really fucked up. my buddys dying of cancer and he cant get pain meds beyond a fucking perc 5 wich is what this troon gets
Yeah, that's kind of pissing me off too. I'm also stuck with perv 5, but I've only got a broken leg. My condolences to your friend for the freaks fucking up prescription polices for the truly needy.
 
HUH, WHO KNEW? (a) Between this and being surprised at organ failure being a possible complication, I don't think Kevin read that informed consent form at all.

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He also mentioned projectile vomiting green stuff earlier (a), which can be a symptom of bowel blockage, whoops!
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Why does he think he has an iron stomach? When has this faggot eaten anything but the most basic white trash tier stuff? I don't even mean good poor food as common across all cultures, I mean lazy shit. Or does the "iron stomach" come from the other Tranch members terribly cooking those things on their ruined stove?

The troon shit really raises questions about basic consent forms being good enough for society because you know Kevin just sat there blankly not listening waiting until he could sign everything. My rational brain tells me to let the faggots have their fun but part of me thinks that it's maybe immoral along the lines of certain types of animal testing.
 
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