Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Damn, this guy/woman/troon/thing, came from the moviebob thread? I'm almost tempted to follow but the freakishness is a bit offputing for someone who hasn't been here that long like me

 

[Wuornos]

So they can't afford food or rent etc., thus needing to e-beg, but they can afford to buy toys, games, online gaming, make-up, clothes, wigs, SRS...alpaca farms..

 

[AlexaAutismo]

So they can't afford food or rent etc., thus needing to e-beg, but they can afford to buy toys, games, online gaming, make-up, clothes, wigs, SRS...alpaca farms..

I would like to know where I too can cash in on this e-begging craze.
I'd really like to be able to afford some food myself right now, but this troon is using it all for their video games and toys!
:greta: How dare they!

 

[RandoRemi]

learned a new word today, "AUTOGYNEPHILIA"
Very educational thread. 10/10

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

From what I've seen, alpaca farming is a bit like a pyramid scheme (here's an article about it) and that the bubble burst awhile back. I wonder what their business plan is (if they even have one). Unless they have some kind of backup plan I don't see why they wouldn't be doomed like the thousands of other alpaca ranches before them.

I'm not going to hate on them for wanting to do it, that's more ambitious than a lot of other internet troons, I've just seen a lot of failed alpaca businesses in my day.

I didn't know alpaca farming was seen as a money making scheme. My cousin and his wife moved to Oregon and needed to do agriculture for a tax break, so they bought alpacas. But they only got 4 (one of which has since died and they aren't going to get a new one) and it seems like they're basically pets they make a small amount of money off. Neither of them grew up on a farm, so I was basing off of them that alpacas aren't super hard to raise, but I didn't consider the commercial aspect.

Inevitably one of them will start making artisanal soap. There could be a thread on people who don't know shit about farming trying to become farmers and people who try to sell handmade crafts that aren't worth it.

 

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god fucking damn it, it never ceases to amaze me how deep down the coomer rabbit hole these porn addicts have dived

speaking of rabbits - meet Lara, Kevin's fursona
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1) What are those shoulders
2) What are those breasts
3) What is that neck

4) Ask for your money back

 

[Alpacawitz]

2) What are those breasts

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They look like neck tits on a fat chick.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

1) What are those shoulders
2) What are those breasts
3) What is that neck

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4) Ask for your money back

you can tell the thought process was 'mmm yeah big ol titties' and not much else
this isn't even bad when it comes to fursonas because the worst fursonas are horrific, in both art ability and content

 

[AlexaAutismo]

Our little Kevin is still very much, super duper mega busy moving, but still have lots of time to engage with locked Twitter:

Spoiler: Oh my fuck that's going to hurt retard retweet

Spoiler: Fetish Shit

Spoiler: Toys and Cats

At this rate it'll take him well over a year to move wherever the fuck.

 

[B. F. Bugleberry]

Alpaca farming, huh? I ain't ever done that.

 

[DuckSucker]

We fundraise

That's all these degens do. They post about their fetishes and ask for money.

You point something out that I didnt really recognize (because it's common) but the social justice warriors on this level NEVER volunteer. Not even for shit like a CSA where they can get something in return, not even for a local college radio station or art show just to see some of the stuff or pretend to be a part.

It's always simple fundraising for shit they want. Toys they dont want to buy themselves. They dont even have the balls to try and pretend to be sugar babies or cam whores who would otherwise be the ones to have amazon wishlists, although I think we all, themselves included, know why they dont try that hard.

 

[heathercho]

Our little Kevin is still very much, super duper mega busy moving, but still have lots of time to engage with locked Twitter:

Spoiler: Oh my fuck that's going to hurt exceptional individual retweet

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Spoiler: Fetish Shit

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Spoiler: Toys and Cats

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At this rate it'll take him well over a year to move wherever the fuck.

"I can't think of a single cis woman who doesn't validate my insane fetish"

I'm sure he can, since he's supposedly cut off his family lol. Besides, what are females supposed to do?
Say "no you're not it's a fetish, you insane pervert?" They'll be shouted down as a terf and a bigot and publicly shamed.
So they just nod their head and say "ah... makes sense". Because him being a weird insane pervert with a fetish probably does make a lot of sense.

 

[Comandante Marcos]

I want to break this down. So I shall. Minor PL of being someone whose had backyard chickens, sheep, turkey, and did some small level farming but gave it up because it was just too much work alongside a regular job.

Considering we know they're reading this thread. Here's some handy advice.

• Firstly, whoever is doing the budgeting and is putting the bulk of the money in, even if I don't personally like you, keep your name on everything. Don't break it up jointly unless one of the others are actively contributing significant money too it. So when this goes wrong or south you've got better legal standing to recoup losses.
• Doubly so for your bank accounts. Do not share them or link them. Don't have credit cards with multiple names no matter how you're all so in love & polyamory.
• As much as you're 'itching' to help others you should be screening anyone who joins thoroughly, how well do they know basic skills? how clean do they keep their spaces? how clean do they keep themselves? how well do they budget? how fit are they to help with farm tasks? how well do they get along with the other members of the group? Can they obtain work in your locale? Are they capable of working? Otherwise you stand to be footing the bill for another mouth that creates issues with the people you currently have living together while they provide little to nothing in return.
• A farm requires all hands on deck, can you say that's what you're getting? because if it's not it's time for tough talks. This will not work unless everyone is pulling their weight and then some. It's tiring and thankless to be successful.
• Start divvying up your chores now. Get everyone into a pattern while it's still early. Twitter will not collect your eggs, monitor your bees, manage your alpacas, etc. You need to get a routine happening on a farm to keep everything running smoothly. Everyone helps. EVERYONE.
• You should be able to secure a good, new, tractor on an extended payment plan which will have it's warranty still intact and be an investment for the business. Second hand farm equipment with you having no idea of the pedigree of can rapidly become a money sink. If you're truly devoted to the idea consider looking around your area for small business supports that may help you acquire one at a better cost or better loan rate.
• Investments to improve and upgrade the business should always come before everything else.
• You do not keep all animals in a single barn.
• You don't have a barn? You have almost 100 Alpacas according to you but no barn?!
• Look into pre-fabricated buildings.
• Bee are not kept in barns. If you're going into a large beekeeping project you will need a bee-yard which will also require fencing to attempt to keep out animals that would rob hives. Like bears.
• Beekeeping is a very intensive process. You can watch any bee-keepers on youtube and see the amount of work that goes into them. They need frequent checks to keep them healthy, mite free, prevent swarming, mass die, wasp robbing, off etc it's not as simple as get hives, get honey.
• Chickens and ducks will need smaller buildings. Almost nobody keeps them all in one space, especially with other farm animals. A house for your chickens and a separate one for your ducks can be done fairly easily by you for a limited expense as long as you've got the basics of structural building and the infinite internet to give you plan ideas. Make sure to fence them securely, then even more securely. Give them a guard Alpaca if they're allowed to free range.
• Consider hardy crops. Potatoes are a good investment. Same with Pumpkins if there's no local pumpkin farm already. Do not pick fickle crops. Start simple and expand if you're successful.
• Is everyone learning new skills? The best way to cut costs is to learn how to do things that you'd otherwise have to outsource. Starting learn to form your own wool, process your honey and comb, build bee boxes, split your hives, pickle, preserve, butcher, pluck, etc. The more the people in the group know the less you have to pay out to outsiders you contract.
• Get educated. Not just in new skills. See if you can learn basic vet care. Look for programs being put off, like bottling or pickling- crafting etc. There's no such thing as too much education, talents, or skills. (Collecting toys is not this.) Learn to knit. Learn to dye the fiber you make.
• Be social. Arguably the hardest thing, as the thread posters are aware, you need to make contacts with local farmer's markets and market yourself. Local is often one of the best sources for business especially in the crunchy circles- which means you've got to seem sane, clean, put together, and not crazy. You want people to buy your products you have to appear normal, tanking your local market because ya'll are labelled as nuts is a death sentence.
• Don't associate your business accounts with your own social media. If I was looking into buying your products personally and I found all the oversharing and creepy stuff you post to your personal socials while trying to find information on the farm I would take my business elsewhere.

The only thing here that sounds about right is that they have water rights on the land.

Troon TL;DR:

UH, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES ALL THAT SHIT MEAN ANYWAY??? YOU MEAN ALPACA FUR DOESN'T SELL ITSELF? AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE POTATOES? YOU MEAN FRENCH FRIES? MY HEAD HURTS...OOOO LOOOOK THERE'S A NEW LEGO KIT ON AMAZON!!!! AND BACK TO TWITTING ABOUT GETTING MY PSEUDOVAG FUCKED...

This should be fun on the level of Shrek and its Pajeet buying 15 acres of desert sight unseen off an Ebay listing that's been up for 5 years, then realizing that 60% of it is a fucking massive sand dune and that the other 40% is wholly unsuited for their fantasy fortress stand against Evil Federales who want to send Pajeet back to India. In the end, the troons live several hours away and drive out once a month to play Troon Armee with airsoft guns that look like AK's. At least this one doesn't have the whole thing about the fake suicide hotline that literally KILLED two transreality whatevers because they took it at face value.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I know he's looking forward to having some other troon dick his extra deep neovag, and I am, too. Once he realizes he's ruined his sex life through surgical mutilation of his genitals (in pursuit of fetish gratification) we can expect some amazing content. He will realize he's sexually crippled himself. He will lose his desire and sexual function. And since that's what passes for his mind, he'll be lost. And of course, it will be documented.

Will he be able to maintain his gross and very public sexual urges without balls, with a neovag disaster? I think he's a candidate for the 42, and I'd be sad if I could stop laughing.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Hey, @Optimus Prime how much money has he sunk into all that crap on his shelf?

Picture quality is low so I can't make out a lot of what's visible, but from what I can identify? Hundreds, easily, and that entire top shelf is new shit from the current Transformers cartoon iteration (G1 themed of course), so this weirdo has to have bought from retail at full price. That's easily $300 dollars on that top shelf alone at current MSRP for the various sizes.

What's also pretty amusing is I can distinctly make out two pink figures on the shelf below the top. It appears that Kevin owns two versions of Generations Arcee. One of whom notably is the "Titans Return" Arcee, which is simply Titans Return Blurr painted pink with a new headmaster. This is particuarly notable because that specific figure was only available in, I believe, an exclusive three pack from Hascon 2018 (or rather, the only Hascon there ever was), meaning that figure alone (since I can't see the others from the set on the shelf) probably is worth $100 in terms of how much was spent to get it. And it doesn't really even look like Arcee, as proven by the more recent Arcee standing right next to it.

 

[stupid fuck]

Picture quality is low so I can't make out a lot of what's visible, but from what I can identify? Hundreds, easily, and that entire top shelf is new shit from the current Transformers cartoon iteration (G1 themed of course), so this weirdo has to have bought from retail at full price. That's easily $300 dollars on that top shelf alone at current MSRP for the various sizes.

What's also pretty amusing is I can distinctly make out two pink figures on the shelf below the top. It appears that Kevin owns two versions of Generations Arcee. One of whom notably is the "Titans Return" Arcee, which is simply Titans Return Blurr painted pink with a new headmaster. This is particuarly notable because that specific figure was only available in, I believe, an exclusive three pack from Hascon 2018 (or rather, the only Hascon there ever was), meaning that figure alone (since I can't see the others from the set on the shelf) probably is worth $100 in terms of how much was spent to get it. And it doesn't really even look like Arcee, as proven by the more recent Arcee standing right next to it.

how much is this one worth?

Spoiler: it's porn

Spoiler: by kevin

 

[RIP Tranch]

Kevin reducing women to their tits and pussies the way only a man could.

"I have a hole between my legs too now! I have all the value of a real woman!"

For people who can't ever shut the fuck up about the importance of respecting "lived experiences," they really don't seem to get that what women are upset about is men trying to appropriate the summed experience of growing up as a girl and becoming a woman.

 

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Kevin reducing women to their tits and pussies the way only a man could.

"I have a hole between my legs too now! I have all the value of a real woman!"

For people who can't ever shut the fuck up about the importance of respecting "lived experiences," they really don't seem to get that what women are upset about is men trying to appropriate the summed experience of growing up as a girl and becoming a woman.

This is an argument postulating the postulation of a hypothetical. In other words, three layers of "what if?"

"What if TERFs were told 'what if you were told "what if neovaginas were like the real thing?"'"

Perhaps you've failed to convince "TERFs" because you're trash at giving a convincing argument.

 

[s0mbra]

Our little Kevin is still very much, super duper mega busy moving, but still have lots of time to engage with locked Twitter:

Spoiler: Oh my fuck that's going to hurt exceptional individual retweet

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At this rate it'll take him well over a year to move wherever the fuck.

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Can't wait for the selfies in this Usually after surgery you're advised to not have clothes rubbing against the wound? He cannot wait to get back to his degeneracy.

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How is he so sure it's not like... an infection? Or just pain from the patchwork down there? Also "If only that was your kink" WHY ARE THEY ALL SO HORNY, this has to be some kind of cope?

I know I shouldn't sperg, but these faggots are why I hate dva. (I've even played against someone with the name transdva ffs) for some reason these people are drawn to her like flies on shit and it's downright fucking creepy.
/Ow sperging

This dude has hundreds, if not thousands if dollars worth of figures he could easily sell to collectors instead of ebegging like a child. Keep a handful if your faves and list the rest. The people taking him in despite this are as retarded as he is and he is going to be a financial drain on the others just to feed his obsessive need to collect plastic children's toys.
"Oh, sorry, we can't afford the antibiotics for Jerry the alpaca bc Kevin wanted the latest dancing singing sparkle pinkie pie last week."

With the number of furries involved in this, I'm legit nervous about this "farm" shit. If they don't all die first. (The animals, not the troons. Tho I suppose both could happen equally)

On the neovagina disaster, I have a feeling his sheer, perverted delusions will keep his sexual interest afloat for a little while. He'll keep telling himself the pain, reduced sensations, inability to cum, etc are all worth it to have that uwu pussy and be a owo real girl for a while. But reality will rear it's ugly head sooner or later. I love how he says he won't be talking about his prison shank between his legs...and then says he'll tell his followers ALL about it when he gets back from the doc. Looking forward to the juicy details

I know all troons are offensive caracatures of women, but to be acting like this and saying the things he is while saying he's a woman is downright infuriating. I legitimately anticipate and look forward to the day he gets to take his new axwound for a spin and the following slow decent into the 41, where the other troon farmhands eventually find him strung upfrom the cieling with grade a, all natural alpaca wool rope.

He is equal parts nausiating, infuriating and hilariously entertaining to watch.

 

[tokyogucci]

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Because none of the cosmetic stuff means a thing when you started with a penis and had to remove it and cut out a hole between your legs, something no woman will ever have to do, if you could change your chromosomes you still would have been male for some duration of time, something no woman has ever been, and growing your own tits because your doctor prescribed you estrogen and testosterone blockers is in no way comparable to a woman growing breasts at puberty, with weight gain, during pregnancy, no matter how much you reduce it down and detach it from context.