Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Hitman One]

We really need to figure out how to monetize Kevin's lies.

If we could somehow harness them to spin a turbine we would have solved the energy crisis. The Kiwi Farms could save the world!

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Guys, are you tired of wasting time everyday showering and applying deodorant to keep yourself from smelling like a sweaty ballsack? Well Kevin has the solution for you! Just cut those testicles right off and you'll never have to worry about personal hygiene again. [L/A]
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Another selfie in the same dinosaur shirt that he bought earlier this weekend. [L/A]
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Spoiler: selfie

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Oh… that’s why troons are so unwashed and stinky… they think that Tru N Honerst Wimmins don’t have body odor! And that they’re totes women now!

I guess that explains why Alyssa’s always fetishizing her totally manly “boy-stink”. Because Mens=Smelly.

 

[Greasy Spoon]

I really tried to make one of these set to Running in the 90's, but couldn't get a good rip.

Here we go

 

[Obscure Creature]

Has anyone estimated the amount of money he’s spent on toys this year? I imagine the amount would’ve been enough to afford bolt ons.

I also find it funny that he wants to get huge tits. He doesn’t seem to understand that your CC size is limited by how much existing “breast” tissue you have. If you go too big the skin starts to thin which would be hilarious if that happens to him.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Hey, isn't that the same kind of tiger mask Louis Dominic "Lardo Retardo" Gagliardi III has?

And now for some contributions:

Please forgive me for the last two, Dieter.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Oh… that’s why troons are so unwashed and stinky… they think that Tru N Honerst Wimmins don’t have body odor! And that they’re totes women now!

I guess that explains why Alyssa’s always fetishizing her totally manly “boy-stink”. Because Mens=Smelly.

if 4chan's /lgbt/ board is to be believed, yes, being on estrogen makes you more attracted to a man's scent.
Somehow, I don't think "man's scent" means "unwashed asshole" in this case, however. Guess troons are just gross.

 

[Greasy Spoon]

Deja vu indeed

 

[©©©]

Kevin is my favorite cow. This is delightful.

 

[stupid frog]

Has anyone estimated the amount of money he’s spent on toys this year? I imagine the amount would’ve been enough to afford bolt ons.

It's irrelevant. He's getting them For Free.


I don't know how to edit, but I bet one of the Wizard of Oz witches music or whatever would work.... ummm... this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqhCIo1v-jA

 

[moocow]

And lmao at the dude saying "I'll take the next one". Smart call. When even a guy is thinking it isn't a good idea to be alone with you on an elevator ...

The awful singing was probably the least of the red flags to come wafting out of that elevator car as the doors desperately sprang open to air out some of the stench.

ETA:

Kevvie is such a fucking consoomer that he can't be arsed to take the <5 minutes necessary to punch in his card info to order more Transformers. He needs his plastic shit and he needs it NOW. [L/A]
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This is why I really hate that trannies are infiltrating software development so much. This stupid faggot is too incompetent to just install and use something like Keepass2Android, which would securely store and auto-fill credit card information on demand regardless of application, browser or not.

 

[Osyth Osyth]

Who’s gonna break it to Kev that women still produce testosterone? And it goes without saying, but here I go, BO is largely due to bacterial growth on the skin so women aren’t naturally exempt from stinking like shit.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Who’s gonna break it to Kev that women still produce testosterone? And it goes without saying, but here I go, BO is largely due to bacterial growth on the skin so women aren’t naturally exempt from stinking like shit.

how do you think the amhole smells? uggh

 

[AGPinochet]

Who’s gonna break it to Kev that women still produce testosterone?

Do you think Kevin understands Biology much less Physiology? If Kevin didn't need to be able to to use twitter he would forget how to fucking read.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Kevin is my favorite cow. This is delightful.

He's my favorite too. I love this community.

Kevin better hope he doesn't fall off.

These ones go out to whoever suggested "Running in the '90s" as a soundtrack. I got to thinking, and a bunch of Eurobeat songs work here!

 

[Oxyjen]

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Deja vu indeed

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These ones go out to whoever suggested "Running in the '90s" as a soundtrack. I got to thinking, and a bunch of Eurobeat songs work here!
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These are perfect, thank you for the extra Eurobeat.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I propose this a the thread theme:

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

How about this one? After all, riding this tricycle is going to be the closet thing to action Kev gets all weekend.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

This thread truly is magical. Never change, Kiwis.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I would flove to see a Rashomon-style film about this weekend and cut between every scene is Kevin on the bike with a different song. Or maybe like a theme song for each character/perspective?