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[Oxyjen]

Multiple votes are allowed per voter, so that's the percent frequency people pick the option, not the percentage of people who picked it.

I guess that explains how all options are trending towards 41%

 

[Swiss46]

And all this shit I paid for, they get from the government and they complain. I just had to get a better job and work harder.

If it makes you feel better this is thier peak. Wedge gets to come home to a tiny hole in the wall apartment for the rest of his years or until he gets kicked out for failure to report income. It doesn't even have to be them finding his prostitute "career" that he has almost certainly not told them about, but just him getting a raise and not telling them so they don't slightly increase his rent.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I have serious doubts that Kevin's troobs could be enhanced beyond a C-cup and that's with removing all of his tuberous gynocomastia tissue which I'm not even sure a surgeon can do during the same "surgical session".

He's going to end up with one of those monoboobs you see in the bad plastic surgery thread if he does and it's going to be horrifying.

no-name furfag is struggling to raise money for some of the most hateable e-beggars on the Internet?! Who could've seen that coming?

Ash has a name, actually: he made a documentary called "fandom" that gassed up the furry fandom and got praise (and critics) for it. No one came to see him play video games though, just to be informed by documentaries, so lol he ain't getting views.

20 dollars. 20 whole dollars and that's it. Fucking lol.

The worse part is that they had a whole SIX MONTHS to prepare for winter. It is now DECEMBER and they are "preparing for winter?" Rest in fucking peace, alpacas and serf troons, you're fucked.

We're never getting the documentary, Gash is too busy pulling in $7 per stream for the tranchers.

I have a feeling it has either been delayed because of a deal somewhere (Kevin and Ash kept giggling about something along those lines saying they had to keep something a secret) and or the Bonnie's big adventure that happened these past few months. It's likely they wanted to release it sooner, but due to deals or Ash being terrified of making his fandom or friends look bad has chosen to delay it.

The last few tweets are so sad I stopped laughing at that point. He’s so broken in general and he’s just clinging to this hope that he’ll never come close to achieving.

Pretty much. I don't think he'll ever find peace and just slip further into his addictions.

Sadly we'll never see him go throughout Colorado, stealing presents from sleeping parents and children.

If Kevin wasn't too fat to fit into chimneys and too lazy to drive I could see this happening.

 

[blacksmith tony]

The worse part is that they had a whole SIX MONTHS to prepare for winter. It is now DECEMBER and they are "preparing for winter?" Rest in fucking peace, alpacas and serf troons, you're fucked.

we all know heckin valid grils only pay for weed. sure the tranch may be filled with animals that are the cornerstone of their grift but self care is so important

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I'm sure they do hurt and cause inconvenience but tbh I interpret public complaining about 'oh my boobs are so big they burden me so' as peacocking.

To continue derailing this thread, most of the women I've heard complaining about having big boobs turn out to either be attention whores or just chronic malcontents. It also seems more of a white woman thing; black, asian, and hispanic chicks hardly ever complain.

Like, I'm sure it's not always a picnic hauling E-cups around, but come on at least learn to suffer in silence like the rest of us.

I guess that explains how all options are trending towards 41%

It's like the universe is trying to tell us something....

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

This just makes me wonder if Kevin's therapist is having second thoughts about some things regarding Kevin's surgeries - if the therapist in question isn't a complete idiot, they must know that the odds of Kevin actually doing the post-care needed to keep his second amhole open are low they might be hesitant to recommend it. Plus I can imagine Kevin talking about getting huuge "mommy milkers" might also put them off on recommending surgery.

I was wondering that myself. You know he broached subject in the most childish and degenerate way possible stopping short of calling them milkers or baps or whatever retarded word he uses. He probably demonstrated how many handfuls he'd like bolted on. The doctor was probably like, "Umm, I'll just say it's way too much paperwork. This guy can relate to not wanting to do anything. The only thing that will replenish my spoons is money." lol

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

claim you're a tranny and star a gofundme for knee replacement because of your "big sissy slut bimbo titties" God forgive me.

I somehow still have too much dignity left to do that.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Wedge complains about his housing situation and grifts for funds to get his very own amhole installed. It's an "emergency" apparently lmao

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Is wedge seriously bitching that rent is 30% of his income? He realises that's the recommended budget for rent right? And that a great number of people unfortunately spend a higher proportion of their income on housing because the housing and rental market is a hellscape.

Seethe elsewhere lmao

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I somehow still have too much dignity left to do that.

And yet, here you are.

 

[AGPinochet]

I have a feeling it has either been delayed because of a deal somewhere

Who would sign a deal with the Tranchers? I hope it's TLC, it's right up their alley, Fat fucks and trannies galore.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

And yet, here you are.

Hey I like it here and there’s a huge difference between shitposting on the Farms and trooning out for social justice brownie points and failed fundraising goals.

 

[blacksmith tony]

Who would sign a deal with the Tranchers? I hope it's TLC, it's right up their alley, Fat fucks and trannies galore.

Tlc loves train wrecks and freaks. I’d bet them or a&e

 

[Squid Diddler]

Come on bro didn’t you hear read what he said? LINOLEUM FLOORS.

 

[Old Fart]

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I'm in a moral dilemma. On the one hand I sincerely appreciate the gatekeeping WPATH puts up, no matter how insufficient. Also no insurance should be paying for that shit.

On the other hand, what's a hundred grand[1] for the years of sheer joy a thousand people will experience on account of the near-certainty of complications?

[1] I found it difficult to find consistent pricing on peritoneal pull-through, but what I saw indicates something in the order of 90K in the US or 30-50K in Thailand. The scarcity of established price lists probably indicates just how young and experimental this surgery is. I am completely confident this is going to End Well for Kevin.

 

[stupid orc]

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BRB getting into raceplay

 

[Hitman One]

The eternal grift continues and Kevryn is having a bad day. This begs the question: what does a good day look like when you spend your life on twitter, looking at degenerate porn and mourning the death of your amhole?

 

[AGPinochet]

The eternal grift continues

For fucks sake Kevin, Even Chris could go a week or two without E-begging. Kevin is literally a more prolific E-begger than Chris.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Holy shit Kevin is as shameless as the people that repeatedly beg at the same corner with a different story each time, as if they didn't feed you a different line on your way to work.

BRB getting into raceplay

Joke's on you,Wedgie's into that. (Probably!)

 

[Humbert Humbert]

The eternal grift continues and Kevryn is having a bad day. This begs the question: what does a good day look like when you spend your life on twitter, looking at degenerate porn and mourning the death of your amhole?

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The amhole functioning and Kevin having a thousand dollars on Cyber Monday to blow on toys.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

The eternal grift continues and Kevryn is having a bad day. This begs the question: what does a good day look like when you spend your life on twitter, looking at degenerate porn and mourning the death of your amhole?

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I wonder if the rotten day is related to fatass and BPD